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Charlie Chaplin

Humor, heightens our sense of survival, and preserves our sanity. We think too much, and feel to little. More than machinery, we need humanity, more than cleverness, we need kindness. Without those qualities, life will be violent, and all will be lost.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To me, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

I work in road safety, so i thought i'd use this space to deliver an important message to all drivers;

Here in the UK, we drive on the left side of the road, so we need a simple way to explain to visitors that when driving here, the left side is the right side, and the right side is the wrong side. That way they wont cause accidents by driving on the right side of the road because the right side is the wrong side, and they should stay on the right side which is the left side.

So, the left side is the right side, the right side is the wrong side so drive on the one thats left, right? Simple.

Homer_Simpson

Theres nothing in this world that cant be ignored, if you really put your mind to it..