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05:02 Fri 29 Apr 05 (BST)  [Link]  
A man is really, really drunk so the bar keeper walks up to him and says:
"Right, you've had enough, go home..."
So the guy gets up and falls flat on his face, so he says:
"Ok, i'll crawl outside instead, to sober up a bit more"
He gets outside, stands up and falls flat on his face, so instead he crawls the four streets to his home. When he gets home he opens the door, stands and yet again falls flat on his face. So he crawls upstairs into his room, stands up and falls flat on his bed and falls fast asleep straight away.

The following morning his wife wakes him up and says:
'You've been drinking again haven't you?'
The man replies:
'What makes you say that?'
His wife replies:
'Well the pub just called, you've left your wheelchair there again!'
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06:29 Fri 29 Apr 05 (BST)  [Link]  
tee he he
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07:47 Sat 30 Apr 05 (BST)  [Link]  
hehehe
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09:44 Sat 30 Apr 05 (BST)  [Link]  
giggles?
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10:32 Mon 2 May 05 (BST)  [Link]  
yes and you are?
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