A rabbit hops into a butchers' shop and says "have you got any cabbages?". The butcher says that he doesn't sell cabbages and the rabbit hops off. The next day the same rabbit hops into the same butchers and says "have you got any cabbages?" The butcher, slightly peeved, says "look I told you yesterday - I'm a butcher, I don't sell cabbages, now p*ss off!" The rabbit hops off.

The next day the rabbit hops into the butchers again and says "have you got any cabbages?" The butcher, completely p*ssed off now, snaps "No I haven't got any chuffin cabbages! If you come in
here again asking for some cabbages I'm gonna nail your f'in ears to the floor!" The rabbit is scared by this and quickly hops out the door.

The next day the rabbit hops into the butchers and asks "have you got any nails?" The butcher replies "no". The rabbit says "have you got any cabbages?"

lol heard that before, but it was a duck asking for bread in a pub. good tho :-)

yeah, me too but it is funny

rabbits can't eat cabbages, it would make them ill :( funny joke if you don't like rabbits though :)

dude shut up

;O)

lol, well sed b_l

alright DUDE!

my sisters rabbit died today :-(

we went to get it castrated, and they gave it too much anasthetic and it died. to top it all off, we have to pay for the anesthetic used, and the operation fee. (which, btw, never actually took place)

woah. Talk about harshness! Did you feed it cabbage?

how heartless!

(yes)

I have heard penguin and fish me!

fish me? wtf

yeah, i'm confused too..

I'll re phrase it

I have heard one about penguins and fish. Myself has heard

ahh

see, use punctuation, it's alot easier! without proper punctuation, people can get the wrong idea. here is an example..

a woman without her man is useless

now, this sentence properly puncuated will give the desired effect

a woman. without her, man is useless.

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lol

Heard this joke before, but can't remember why.

Nice :-)