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07:21 Fri 27 May 05 (BST)  [Link]  
Man calls home.
Maid answers phone.
He says, "Can I speak to my wife?"
She says, "No, she's upstairs in bed with her boyfriend."
His maid says, "Ok, go to the hall closet and take out my shotgun. Go upstairs and kill them both."
Being the loyal maid, she says, "Ok."
5 minutes later she picks up the phone and says, "Ok, they're both dead. What should I do with the bodies?"
He says, "Throw them in the pool, and I'll take care of them when I get home."
She says, "We don't have a pool."
He asks, "Is this 754361?"
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07:24 Fri 27 May 05 (BST)  [Link]  
not funny, happened to my cousin ray ray

(honest...)
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07:54 Fri 27 May 05 (BST)  [Link]  
I hope ray ray is expecting a knock on the door soon from you know who..............

;-)
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09:15 Fri 27 May 05 (BST)  [Link]  
lol....simon you saddo
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14:20 Fri 27 May 05 (BST)  [Link]  
lol ver sorry for your cousin mislead
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14:38 Fri 27 May 05 (BST)  [Link]  
i'm sure she'll get over it
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14:40 Fri 27 May 05 (BST)  [Link]  
I like being a saddo.
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14:44 Fri 27 May 05 (BST)  [Link]  
no no no nooo! don't phunk with my heart!
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14:45 Fri 27 May 05 (BST)  [Link]  
Every day I love you less and less.
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10:32 Sat 28 May 05 (BST)  [Link]  
lol
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01:11 Wed 1 Jun 05 (BST)  [Link]  
lol. That jokes quite good. Not as good as the blonde one with the painting porch!
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