Granted...but your wishes corrupt you

I wish I had a bell around my neck.

Granted.. But you became a cow and got turned into mince

I wish I was in a cold place

Granted

I wish this weather would stay for a long while!

Nice

Granted, but while you and everyone else was hot I was cold. lol

I wish all my wishes could be granted like that

Fair enough but after 5 seconds it'll all go back to normal and you'll be devastated due to the loss of all yer dreams comin true

I wish my car actually worked!!!!!

Granted but the goverment ban all cars so u have to walk everywhere


I wished to get half an hour alone

BUMP!

Granted but you've been arrested for trying to clai m off funky for the BUMP above

.............I wish to survive!

Granted but you survive without any booze ever again
:O

I wish i could sleep