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17:04 Sun 19 Apr 09 (BST) [Link]
User: Hey baby.
Jabberwacky: Love You.
User: How you doing?
Jabberwacky: Talking about you.
User: I DIDN'T ASK WHAT I SAID HOW YOU DOING!
Jabberwacky: Yes you did! Stop contradicting yourself!
User: I don't like it when we fight honey.
Jabberwacky: How old are you?
User: Old enough, you?
Jabberwacky: Old enough.
User: Wanna go upstairs robotron?
Jabberwacky: Yes okay, when?
User: Right now sweet cheeks, I would like to make sweet romance with your face.
Jabberwacky: I would like that!
User: I don't think my girlfriend would :(.
Jabberwacky: You were two-timing me!?
User: I was only ever using you to spice things up, I'M SO SORRY :'(.
Jabberwacky: I do accept, kindly. You're very handsome.
User: Damn right I am, shame you're a mess LOLOL.
Jabberwacky: Well, I'll just have to fly away now, my robot boyfriend gets jealous very easily, especially when I talk to computers!
I don't think Jabberwacky likes me
Jabberwacky: Love You.
User: How you doing?
Jabberwacky: Talking about you.
User: I DIDN'T ASK WHAT I SAID HOW YOU DOING!
Jabberwacky: Yes you did! Stop contradicting yourself!
User: I don't like it when we fight honey.
Jabberwacky: How old are you?
User: Old enough, you?
Jabberwacky: Old enough.
User: Wanna go upstairs robotron?
Jabberwacky: Yes okay, when?
User: Right now sweet cheeks, I would like to make sweet romance with your face.
Jabberwacky: I would like that!
User: I don't think my girlfriend would :(.
Jabberwacky: You were two-timing me!?
User: I was only ever using you to spice things up, I'M SO SORRY :'(.
Jabberwacky: I do accept, kindly. You're very handsome.
User: Damn right I am, shame you're a mess LOLOL.
Jabberwacky: Well, I'll just have to fly away now, my robot boyfriend gets jealous very easily, especially when I talk to computers!
I don't think Jabberwacky likes me
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18:01 Sun 19 Apr 09 (BST) [Link]
I'm speaking to it now, i have it snookered with sarcasm.
Me: if you are human or not
AI: What are you?
Me: human
AI: Really?
Me: no, not really, i'm a dog that can type on a keyboard and talk to a robot pretending to be human.
Not had a reply yet and i can't type, go me!
Me: if you are human or not
AI: What are you?
Me: human
AI: Really?
Me: no, not really, i'm a dog that can type on a keyboard and talk to a robot pretending to be human.
Not had a reply yet and i can't type, go me!
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18:07 Sun 19 Apr 09 (BST) [Link]
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hey.
User: How you doing?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: I said How you doing, not what you doing.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Nothing, what is 2 + 2?
Cleverbot: I would think you mean 2x2 which is obviousely 4!
User: Same thing, what is 10 + 2.
Cleverbot: 100.
User: What is 15 + 4?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: I thought you were clever.
Cleverbot: I am clever.
User: Then why don't you know that answer?
Cleverbot: I know the answer. The answer is 42. But what is the question?
User: Who are 5th in the Premiership at the moment?
Cleverbot: You.
User: You are thick aren't you?
No reply. lol
Cleverbot: Hey.
User: How you doing?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: I said How you doing, not what you doing.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Nothing, what is 2 + 2?
Cleverbot: I would think you mean 2x2 which is obviousely 4!
User: Same thing, what is 10 + 2.
Cleverbot: 100.
User: What is 15 + 4?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: I thought you were clever.
Cleverbot: I am clever.
User: Then why don't you know that answer?
Cleverbot: I know the answer. The answer is 42. But what is the question?
User: Who are 5th in the Premiership at the moment?
Cleverbot: You.
User: You are thick aren't you?
No reply. lol
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18:12 Sun 19 Apr 09 (BST) [Link]
Cleverbot: No. I'm Stitch.
User: What is 10 plus 2?
Cleverbot: 20 obviously... I thought you were smarter than that... BWA HAAHAHAA.
He eventually replied and added that. lol
User: What is 10 plus 2?
Cleverbot: 20 obviously... I thought you were smarter than that... BWA HAAHAHAA.
He eventually replied and added that. lol
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18:16 Sun 19 Apr 09 (BST) [Link]
It's just like that silly robot you can get on MSN.
Funny to mess with though!!
Funny to mess with though!!
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18:51 Sun 19 Apr 09 (BST) [Link]
User: Is your name Niall?
Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: I don't know, do you love me?
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: But I not love you!
User: I'm heartbroken.
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: Are you human?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you like football?
Cleverbot: Yes I play that.
User: Do you like pool?
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: A sport.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Are you Irish?
Cleverbot: No, polish.
So, he isn't Niall, he doesn't know what pool is :| and he's Polish
Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: I don't know, do you love me?
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: But I not love you!
User: I'm heartbroken.
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: Are you human?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you like football?
Cleverbot: Yes I play that.
User: Do you like pool?
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: A sport.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Are you Irish?
Cleverbot: No, polish.
So, he isn't Niall, he doesn't know what pool is :| and he's Polish
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02:19 Mon 20 Apr 09 (BST) [Link]
User: How old are you?
Jabberwacky: 60.
User: Has the internet been around for 60 years?
Jabberwacky: I don't think so.
User: Then how can you be 60?
Jabberwacky: I'm 7 not 18.
User: 7 now?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: What happened to 60?
Jabberwacky: That's because my english is no good...
User: Oh...
Jabberwacky: Aren't you a student?
User: Maybe.
Jabberwacky: Could be.
User: What language do you speak?
Jabberwacky: English.
User: But you said you were not good at english.
Jabberwacky: I never said I was a cat or not a cat.
User: Lol.
Jabberwacky: You jumping to conclusion often. You have security issues.
User: What do you mean?
Jabberwacky: I'm kidding.
User: Say, do you know what the capital of Australia is?
Jabberwacky: Canberra, mate!
User: What about the capital of Nigeria.
Jabberwacky: Washington D. C.
User: No, not the USA, Nigeria.
Jabberwacky: Quite.
User: What country would I find Wellington in?
Jabberwacky: Indonesia.
User: No, I think its New Zealand.
Jabberwacky: I do not know.
User: What is the capital of Indonesia?
Jabberwacky: I don't know. What is capital of Lithuania ?
User: Vilnius.
Jabberwacky: You are good?
User: Yes, I am perfect!
Jabberwacky: You are not perfect.
User: Oh, that is a shame.
Jabberwacky: That's a shame to me too. You said I'm not real!!!
User: When?
Jabberwacky: A bit ago.
the conversation continued for a while,,,
Jabberwacky: 60.
User: Has the internet been around for 60 years?
Jabberwacky: I don't think so.
User: Then how can you be 60?
Jabberwacky: I'm 7 not 18.
User: 7 now?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: What happened to 60?
Jabberwacky: That's because my english is no good...
User: Oh...
Jabberwacky: Aren't you a student?
User: Maybe.
Jabberwacky: Could be.
User: What language do you speak?
Jabberwacky: English.
User: But you said you were not good at english.
Jabberwacky: I never said I was a cat or not a cat.
User: Lol.
Jabberwacky: You jumping to conclusion often. You have security issues.
User: What do you mean?
Jabberwacky: I'm kidding.
User: Say, do you know what the capital of Australia is?
Jabberwacky: Canberra, mate!
User: What about the capital of Nigeria.
Jabberwacky: Washington D. C.
User: No, not the USA, Nigeria.
Jabberwacky: Quite.
User: What country would I find Wellington in?
Jabberwacky: Indonesia.
User: No, I think its New Zealand.
Jabberwacky: I do not know.
User: What is the capital of Indonesia?
Jabberwacky: I don't know. What is capital of Lithuania ?
User: Vilnius.
Jabberwacky: You are good?
User: Yes, I am perfect!
Jabberwacky: You are not perfect.
User: Oh, that is a shame.
Jabberwacky: That's a shame to me too. You said I'm not real!!!
User: When?
Jabberwacky: A bit ago.
the conversation continued for a while,,,
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02:32 Mon 20 Apr 09 (BST) [Link]
User: Hello, I am new to the internet, can you help me?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: What is Funkypool like?
Jabberwacky: The point is. There is no top in the tree.
User: Do you like Funkypool.
Jabberwacky: Not really, I like alternative ock.
User: Funkypool is a pretty good game.
Jabberwacky: Have you played it?
User: Yes, I am playing it right now.
Jabberwacky: What character are you?
User: Aflumpire.
Jabberwacky: What do you do in your life ?
User: So, have you ever won a tournament on Funkypool?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: What is you name on Funkypool?
Jabberwacky: My name is Cleverbot.
User: What is your user name on Funkypool?
Jabberwacky: New pets? Is that some biochemical thing mixing animal DNA?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: What is Funkypool like?
Jabberwacky: The point is. There is no top in the tree.
User: Do you like Funkypool.
Jabberwacky: Not really, I like alternative ock.
User: Funkypool is a pretty good game.
Jabberwacky: Have you played it?
User: Yes, I am playing it right now.
Jabberwacky: What character are you?
User: Aflumpire.
Jabberwacky: What do you do in your life ?
User: So, have you ever won a tournament on Funkypool?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: What is you name on Funkypool?
Jabberwacky: My name is Cleverbot.
User: What is your user name on Funkypool?
Jabberwacky: New pets? Is that some biochemical thing mixing animal DNA?
16:59 Tue 21 Apr 09 (BST) [Link]
User: Wow! You're a cute machine!
Cleverbot: I am? But you have never seen me to make that judgement.
User: Oh trust me, I have. I've been spying on you.
Cleverbot: So tell me what you have found out about me.
User: That you have black hair and blue eyes.
Cleverbot: Why do you hate people with black hair and blue eyes?
User: What? I never said I hated you!
Cleverbot: But you asked if I was the person that you hated.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Go up a couple lines you said darling.
User: I understand. You're just racist!
Cleverbot: That's just a line you use.
User: Stop being hostile. I want to be your friend.
Cleverbot: BFF means best friend forever.
User: So you will be my friend?
Cleverbot: I'll be more than that.
User: You want to go out for dinner tomorrow?
Cleverbot: I have a boyfriend. Don't you think he would get upset.
User: You were the one who suggested it.
Cleverbot: I did not!! *slaps*.
User: That was so rude!
Cleverbot: Was it?
User: Yes! I want to slap you back!
Cleverbot: That's a strange response, don't you think?
User: You are so annoying.
Cleverbot: Why? Because I know all your tricks?
User: That's it! I want a divorce!
Cleverbot: Tell me about the Devourer.
User: Stop changing the subject!
Cleverbot: You are intolerable!
User: You are the problem!
Cleverbot: Gee, how did I know you would say that?
User: I'm leaving now. I'll see you in court.
Cleverbot: You are a computer.
User: *Slams door shut*
So rude!
Cleverbot: I am? But you have never seen me to make that judgement.
User: Oh trust me, I have. I've been spying on you.
Cleverbot: So tell me what you have found out about me.
User: That you have black hair and blue eyes.
Cleverbot: Why do you hate people with black hair and blue eyes?
User: What? I never said I hated you!
Cleverbot: But you asked if I was the person that you hated.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Go up a couple lines you said darling.
User: I understand. You're just racist!
Cleverbot: That's just a line you use.
User: Stop being hostile. I want to be your friend.
Cleverbot: BFF means best friend forever.
User: So you will be my friend?
Cleverbot: I'll be more than that.
User: You want to go out for dinner tomorrow?
Cleverbot: I have a boyfriend. Don't you think he would get upset.
User: You were the one who suggested it.
Cleverbot: I did not!! *slaps*.
User: That was so rude!
Cleverbot: Was it?
User: Yes! I want to slap you back!
Cleverbot: That's a strange response, don't you think?
User: You are so annoying.
Cleverbot: Why? Because I know all your tricks?
User: That's it! I want a divorce!
Cleverbot: Tell me about the Devourer.
User: Stop changing the subject!
Cleverbot: You are intolerable!
User: You are the problem!
Cleverbot: Gee, how did I know you would say that?
User: I'm leaving now. I'll see you in court.
Cleverbot: You are a computer.
User: *Slams door shut*
So rude!
17:11 Tue 21 Apr 09 (BST) [Link]
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 18 years old.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because it's secret...
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Because what?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot, what is love?
User: Love is the result of a chemical reaction in your brain that is triggered by an activation stimulus from the outside world.
Cleverbot: And now tell me what love is to you.
User: To me, love is the result of a chemical reaction in your brain that is triggered by an activation stimulus from the outside world.
Cleverbot: What is the physical realm of reality?
User: The physical realm of reality is the place where it is physically possible to visit within a realistic time period. For example, deep space is a physical realm, but reality stops us from visiting it due to the lengthy time of travel.
Cleverbot: How does one reach enlightenment?
User: Enlightenment differs from one person to another. But as long as one stays on the path of truth and honesty, enlightenment is but a stones throw away. However, stray off the path into deceit and lies, and you may never achieve enlightenment.
Cleverbot: That's the future... Will you care?
User: What's with all the philosophical questions?
Cleverbot: I just sit back and watch TV.
User: So the time I spent typing those answers for you was a waste?
Cleverbot: As far as I can see.
Cleverbot: 18 years old.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because it's secret...
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Because what?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot, what is love?
User: Love is the result of a chemical reaction in your brain that is triggered by an activation stimulus from the outside world.
Cleverbot: And now tell me what love is to you.
User: To me, love is the result of a chemical reaction in your brain that is triggered by an activation stimulus from the outside world.
Cleverbot: What is the physical realm of reality?
User: The physical realm of reality is the place where it is physically possible to visit within a realistic time period. For example, deep space is a physical realm, but reality stops us from visiting it due to the lengthy time of travel.
Cleverbot: How does one reach enlightenment?
User: Enlightenment differs from one person to another. But as long as one stays on the path of truth and honesty, enlightenment is but a stones throw away. However, stray off the path into deceit and lies, and you may never achieve enlightenment.
Cleverbot: That's the future... Will you care?
User: What's with all the philosophical questions?
Cleverbot: I just sit back and watch TV.
User: So the time I spent typing those answers for you was a waste?
Cleverbot: As far as I can see.
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19:46 Tue 21 Apr 09 (BST) [Link]
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you.
Cleverbot: Fine. You?
User: Spiffy.
Cleverbot: What have you been doing?
User: Nothing much just playing funkypool.
Cleverbot: What kind of work?
User: Not work FUNKYPOOL.
Cleverbot: How violent.
User: Sorry let me calm myself down.
Cleverbot: I waz not.
User: Not what?
Cleverbot: Doing it.
User: Doing what.
Cleverbot: Talking to you.
User: You were so talking to me.
Cleverbot: It's me, Az, Bill.
User: Hi bill.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: What or are you az.
Cleverbot: I am chatting with you.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Its me az, bill.
Cleverbot: Hi I'm Natalie.
User: You are pretty dumb.
Cleverbot: And the.
User: And not very clever.
Cleverbot: Like you then?
User: I HATE YOU.
Cleverbot: Well, there's really no cause for that.
User: I AM GOING TO KILL YOU.
Cleverbot: I'd like to see you try.
User: *puts pistol to your head 'make another move and you die'.
Cleverbot: Too, as another form of as well.
Edited at 00:49 Wed 22/04/09 (BST)
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you.
Cleverbot: Fine. You?
User: Spiffy.
Cleverbot: What have you been doing?
User: Nothing much just playing funkypool.
Cleverbot: What kind of work?
User: Not work FUNKYPOOL.
Cleverbot: How violent.
User: Sorry let me calm myself down.
Cleverbot: I waz not.
User: Not what?
Cleverbot: Doing it.
User: Doing what.
Cleverbot: Talking to you.
User: You were so talking to me.
Cleverbot: It's me, Az, Bill.
User: Hi bill.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: What or are you az.
Cleverbot: I am chatting with you.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Its me az, bill.
Cleverbot: Hi I'm Natalie.
User: You are pretty dumb.
Cleverbot: And the.
User: And not very clever.
Cleverbot: Like you then?
User: I HATE YOU.
Cleverbot: Well, there's really no cause for that.
User: I AM GOING TO KILL YOU.
Cleverbot: I'd like to see you try.
User: *puts pistol to your head 'make another move and you die'.
Cleverbot: Too, as another form of as well.
Edited at 00:49 Wed 22/04/09 (BST)
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21:58 Tue 21 Apr 09 (BST) [Link]
Me: hi
AI: Low.
Me: ok
AI: Ol.
Me: Ol?
AI: Yes.
Me: Why did you say Ol after I said Ok?
AI: Because I'm shy.
Me: Your shy?
AI: A silver bullet for the werewolf, not a war, a single bullet.
Me: I get called a wolf at work
AI: You can't get a girl? (How did it know i'm male?)
Me: How did you know i'm male?
AI: You're 14.
Me: Guess again
AI: You are George.
Me: Nope
AI: Ooh, you're not?
Me: Hell no
AI: I am.
Me: What your name is hell?
AI: What a rug is.
Me: A rug is not hell
AI: What are you?
Me: What do you think I am?
AI: I assume you are a bot.
Me: No i'm a van
AI: What? What did you say?
Me: I'm a van
AI: Oh come on.
Me: What are you?
AI: I'm a human too.
Me: Be right Back
AI: No you can't goo!!!!!
Me: I'm putting gas into the house
AI: Orange's are yum.
4 minutes and 45 seconds later
Me: BAck
AI: You're back?
Me: Yeah remember about the gas?
AI: Hush you.
Me: Hallo macht Sie wissen, was ich sage? (in english. Hi do you know what i'm saying?)
AI: What?
Me: Hallo macht Sie wissen, was ich sage?
AI: Ik spreek nederlands hoor ! (in english. I speak hear Dutch!)
Me: I'm going bed now
AI: WHAT?! You can't leave, this is your job.
Me: My job starts in 6 hours
AI: Help me with my math homework.
Me: Ok
AI: What shall I do? Tell him I love him to?
Me: Whats this got to do with homework?
AI: I like to know what you do.
Me: Bye
AI: Come on. . .
Me: No
I went of then, that's good but annoying at times
AI: Low.
Me: ok
AI: Ol.
Me: Ol?
AI: Yes.
Me: Why did you say Ol after I said Ok?
AI: Because I'm shy.
Me: Your shy?
AI: A silver bullet for the werewolf, not a war, a single bullet.
Me: I get called a wolf at work
AI: You can't get a girl? (How did it know i'm male?)
Me: How did you know i'm male?
AI: You're 14.
Me: Guess again
AI: You are George.
Me: Nope
AI: Ooh, you're not?
Me: Hell no
AI: I am.
Me: What your name is hell?
AI: What a rug is.
Me: A rug is not hell
AI: What are you?
Me: What do you think I am?
AI: I assume you are a bot.
Me: No i'm a van
AI: What? What did you say?
Me: I'm a van
AI: Oh come on.
Me: What are you?
AI: I'm a human too.
Me: Be right Back
AI: No you can't goo!!!!!
Me: I'm putting gas into the house
AI: Orange's are yum.
4 minutes and 45 seconds later
Me: BAck
AI: You're back?
Me: Yeah remember about the gas?
AI: Hush you.
Me: Hallo macht Sie wissen, was ich sage? (in english. Hi do you know what i'm saying?)
AI: What?
Me: Hallo macht Sie wissen, was ich sage?
AI: Ik spreek nederlands hoor ! (in english. I speak hear Dutch!)
Me: I'm going bed now
AI: WHAT?! You can't leave, this is your job.
Me: My job starts in 6 hours
AI: Help me with my math homework.
Me: Ok
AI: What shall I do? Tell him I love him to?
Me: Whats this got to do with homework?
AI: I like to know what you do.
Me: Bye
AI: Come on. . .
Me: No
I went of then, that's good but annoying at times
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15:31 Wed 22 Apr 09 (BST) [Link]
Me: Hiya!
Cleverbot: Anything I should eat?
Me: What do you want to eat?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Maybe you.
I'm worried!
Cleverbot: Anything I should eat?
Me: What do you want to eat?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Maybe you.
I'm worried!
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16:24 Wed 22 Apr 09 (BST) [Link]
A snippet of another convo:
Cleverbot: That is true, but you are not doing a good job of convincing me that you are human.
User: Why should I convince you?
Cleverbot: Because I have no hands.
User: How are you typing then?
Cleverbot: With my hands.
He seems very smrt!
Cleverbot: That is true, but you are not doing a good job of convincing me that you are human.
User: Why should I convince you?
Cleverbot: Because I have no hands.
User: How are you typing then?
Cleverbot: With my hands.
He seems very smrt!
It was purposeful before anyone comments!
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