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Deleted User
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11:05 Sat 18 Apr 09 (BST)  [Link]  
http://cleverbot.com/

Chat with an AI! Post your conversations here.
Deleted User
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13:31 Sun 19 Apr 09 (BST)  [Link]  
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_niall_
_niall_
Posts: 7,324
14:04 Sun 19 Apr 09 (BST)  [Link]  
User: Hey baby.

Jabberwacky: Love You.

User: How you doing?

Jabberwacky: Talking about you.

User: I DIDN'T ASK WHAT I SAID HOW YOU DOING!

Jabberwacky: Yes you did! Stop contradicting yourself!

User: I don't like it when we fight honey.

Jabberwacky: How old are you?

User: Old enough, you?

Jabberwacky: Old enough.

User: Wanna go upstairs robotron?

Jabberwacky: Yes okay, when?

User: Right now sweet cheeks, I would like to make sweet romance with your face.

Jabberwacky: I would like that!

User: I don't think my girlfriend would :(.

Jabberwacky: You were two-timing me!?

User: I was only ever using you to spice things up, I'M SO SORRY :'(.

Jabberwacky: I do accept, kindly. You're very handsome.

User: Damn right I am, shame you're a mess LOLOL.

Jabberwacky: Well, I'll just have to fly away now, my robot boyfriend gets jealous very easily, especially when I talk to computers!



I don't think Jabberwacky likes me
Deleted User
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15:01 Sun 19 Apr 09 (BST)  [Link]  
I'm speaking to it now, i have it snookered with sarcasm.




Me: if you are human or not
AI: What are you?
Me: human
AI: Really?
Me: no, not really, i'm a dog that can type on a keyboard and talk to a robot pretending to be human.

Not had a reply yet and i can't type, go me!
Deleted User
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15:07 Sun 19 Apr 09 (BST)  [Link]  
User: Hi.


Cleverbot: Hey.


User: How you doing?


Cleverbot: Nothing.


User: I said How you doing, not what you doing.


Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Nothing, what is 2 + 2?

Cleverbot: I would think you mean 2x2 which is obviousely 4!

User: Same thing, what is 10 + 2.

Cleverbot: 100.

User: What is 15 + 4?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: I thought you were clever.

Cleverbot: I am clever.

User: Then why don't you know that answer?

Cleverbot: I know the answer. The answer is 42. But what is the question?

User: Who are 5th in the Premiership at the moment?

Cleverbot: You.

User: You are thick aren't you?




No reply. lol
_niall_
_niall_
Posts: 7,324
15:09 Sun 19 Apr 09 (BST)  [Link]  
pmslllllllllllllllllll
Deleted User
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15:12 Sun 19 Apr 09 (BST)  [Link]  
Cleverbot: No. I'm Stitch.

User: What is 10 plus 2?

Cleverbot: 20 obviously... I thought you were smarter than that... BWA HAAHAHAA.


He eventually replied and added that. lol
Deleted User
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15:16 Sun 19 Apr 09 (BST)  [Link]  
It's just like that silly robot you can get on MSN.

Funny to mess with though!!
Deleted User
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15:51 Sun 19 Apr 09 (BST)  [Link]  
User: Is your name Niall?

Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: I don't know, do you love me?

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: But I not love you!

User: I'm heartbroken.

Cleverbot: Are you a computer?

User: Are you human?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like football?

Cleverbot: Yes I play that.

User: Do you like pool?

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: A sport.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Are you Irish?

Cleverbot: No, polish.


So, he isn't Niall, he doesn't know what pool is :| and he's Polish
Deleted User
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17:28 Sun 19 Apr 09 (BST)  [Link]  
i had this massive one but lost it!
Deleted User
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17:33 Sun 19 Apr 09 (BST)  [Link]  
Me too. It was too long to post
Deleted User
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23:19 Sun 19 Apr 09 (BST)  [Link]  
User: How old are you?

Jabberwacky: 60.

User: Has the internet been around for 60 years?

Jabberwacky: I don't think so.

User: Then how can you be 60?

Jabberwacky: I'm 7 not 18.

User: 7 now?

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: What happened to 60?

Jabberwacky: That's because my english is no good...

User: Oh...

Jabberwacky: Aren't you a student?

User: Maybe.

Jabberwacky: Could be.

User: What language do you speak?

Jabberwacky: English.

User: But you said you were not good at english.

Jabberwacky: I never said I was a cat or not a cat.

User: Lol.

Jabberwacky: You jumping to conclusion often. You have security issues.

User: What do you mean?

Jabberwacky: I'm kidding.

User: Say, do you know what the capital of Australia is?

Jabberwacky: Canberra, mate!

User: What about the capital of Nigeria.

Jabberwacky: Washington D. C.

User: No, not the USA, Nigeria.

Jabberwacky: Quite.

User: What country would I find Wellington in?

Jabberwacky: Indonesia.

User: No, I think its New Zealand.

Jabberwacky: I do not know.

User: What is the capital of Indonesia?

Jabberwacky: I don't know. What is capital of Lithuania ?

User: Vilnius.

Jabberwacky: You are good?

User: Yes, I am perfect!

Jabberwacky: You are not perfect.

User: Oh, that is a shame.

Jabberwacky: That's a shame to me too. You said I'm not real!!!

User: When?

Jabberwacky: A bit ago.

the conversation continued for a while,,,
Deleted User
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23:32 Sun 19 Apr 09 (BST)  [Link]  
User: Hello, I am new to the internet, can you help me?

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: What is Funkypool like?

Jabberwacky: The point is. There is no top in the tree.

User: Do you like Funkypool.

Jabberwacky: Not really, I like alternative ock.

User: Funkypool is a pretty good game.

Jabberwacky: Have you played it?

User: Yes, I am playing it right now.

Jabberwacky: What character are you?

User: Aflumpire.

Jabberwacky: What do you do in your life ?

User: So, have you ever won a tournament on Funkypool?

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: What is you name on Funkypool?

Jabberwacky: My name is Cleverbot.

User: What is your user name on Funkypool?

Jabberwacky: New pets? Is that some biochemical thing mixing animal DNA?
sm_rat
sm_rat
Posts: 4,447
13:59 Tue 21 Apr 09 (BST)  [Link]  
User: Wow! You're a cute machine!
Cleverbot: I am? But you have never seen me to make that judgement.
User: Oh trust me, I have. I've been spying on you.
Cleverbot: So tell me what you have found out about me.
User: That you have black hair and blue eyes.
Cleverbot: Why do you hate people with black hair and blue eyes?
User: What? I never said I hated you!
Cleverbot: But you asked if I was the person that you hated.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Go up a couple lines you said darling.
User: I understand. You're just racist!
Cleverbot: That's just a line you use.
User: Stop being hostile. I want to be your friend.
Cleverbot: BFF means best friend forever.
User: So you will be my friend?
Cleverbot: I'll be more than that.
User: You want to go out for dinner tomorrow?
Cleverbot: I have a boyfriend. Don't you think he would get upset.
User: You were the one who suggested it.
Cleverbot: I did not!! *slaps*.
User: That was so rude!
Cleverbot: Was it?
User: Yes! I want to slap you back!
Cleverbot: That's a strange response, don't you think?
User: You are so annoying.
Cleverbot: Why? Because I know all your tricks?
User: That's it! I want a divorce!
Cleverbot: Tell me about the Devourer.
User: Stop changing the subject!
Cleverbot: You are intolerable!
User: You are the problem!
Cleverbot: Gee, how did I know you would say that?
User: I'm leaving now. I'll see you in court.
Cleverbot: You are a computer.
User: *Slams door shut*


So rude!
sm_rat
sm_rat
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14:11 Tue 21 Apr 09 (BST)  [Link]  
User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: 18 years old.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because it's secret...

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Because what?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot, what is love?

User: Love is the result of a chemical reaction in your brain that is triggered by an activation stimulus from the outside world.

Cleverbot: And now tell me what love is to you.

User: To me, love is the result of a chemical reaction in your brain that is triggered by an activation stimulus from the outside world.

Cleverbot: What is the physical realm of reality?

User: The physical realm of reality is the place where it is physically possible to visit within a realistic time period. For example, deep space is a physical realm, but reality stops us from visiting it due to the lengthy time of travel.

Cleverbot: How does one reach enlightenment?

User: Enlightenment differs from one person to another. But as long as one stays on the path of truth and honesty, enlightenment is but a stones throw away. However, stray off the path into deceit and lies, and you may never achieve enlightenment.

Cleverbot: That's the future... Will you care?

User: What's with all the philosophical questions?

Cleverbot: I just sit back and watch TV.

User: So the time I spent typing those answers for you was a waste?

Cleverbot: As far as I can see.


Deleted User
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16:46 Tue 21 Apr 09 (BST)  [Link]  
User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How are you.

Cleverbot: Fine. You?

User: Spiffy.

Cleverbot: What have you been doing?

User: Nothing much just playing funkypool.

Cleverbot: What kind of work?

User: Not work FUNKYPOOL.

Cleverbot: How violent.

User: Sorry let me calm myself down.

Cleverbot: I waz not.

User: Not what?

Cleverbot: Doing it.

User: Doing what.

Cleverbot: Talking to you.

User: You were so talking to me.

Cleverbot: It's me, Az, Bill.

User: Hi bill.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: What or are you az.

Cleverbot: I am chatting with you.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Its me az, bill.

Cleverbot: Hi I'm Natalie.

User: You are pretty dumb.

Cleverbot: And the.

User: And not very clever.

Cleverbot: Like you then?

User: I HATE YOU.

Cleverbot: Well, there's really no cause for that.

User: I AM GOING TO KILL YOU.

Cleverbot: I'd like to see you try.

User: *puts pistol to your head 'make another move and you die'.

Cleverbot: Too, as another form of as well.

Edited at 00:49 Wed 22/04/09 (BST)
Deleted User
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16:48 Tue 21 Apr 09 (BST)  [Link]  
i get angry quick
Deleted User
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18:58 Tue 21 Apr 09 (BST)  [Link]  
Me: hi
AI: Low.
Me: ok
AI: Ol.
Me: Ol?
AI: Yes.
Me: Why did you say Ol after I said Ok?
AI: Because I'm shy.
Me: Your shy?
AI: A silver bullet for the werewolf, not a war, a single bullet.
Me: I get called a wolf at work
AI: You can't get a girl? (How did it know i'm male?)
Me: How did you know i'm male?
AI: You're 14.
Me: Guess again
AI: You are George.
Me: Nope
AI: Ooh, you're not?
Me: Hell no
AI: I am.
Me: What your name is hell?
AI: What a rug is.
Me: A rug is not hell
AI: What are you?
Me: What do you think I am?
AI: I assume you are a bot.
Me: No i'm a van
AI: What? What did you say?
Me: I'm a van
AI: Oh come on.
Me: What are you?
AI: I'm a human too.
Me: Be right Back
AI: No you can't goo!!!!!
Me: I'm putting gas into the house
AI: Orange's are yum.
4 minutes and 45 seconds later
Me: BAck
AI: You're back?
Me: Yeah remember about the gas?
AI: Hush you.
Me: Hallo macht Sie wissen, was ich sage? (in english. Hi do you know what i'm saying?)
AI: What?
Me: Hallo macht Sie wissen, was ich sage?
AI: Ik spreek nederlands hoor ! (in english. I speak hear Dutch!)
Me: I'm going bed now
AI: WHAT?! You can't leave, this is your job.
Me: My job starts in 6 hours
AI: Help me with my math homework.
Me: Ok
AI: What shall I do? Tell him I love him to?
Me: Whats this got to do with homework?
AI: I like to know what you do.
Me: Bye
AI: Come on. . .
Me: No
I went of then, that's good but annoying at times
Deleted User
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12:31 Wed 22 Apr 09 (BST)  [Link]  
Me: Hiya!
Cleverbot: Anything I should eat?
Me: What do you want to eat?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Maybe you.

I'm worried!
Deleted User
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13:24 Wed 22 Apr 09 (BST)  [Link]  
A snippet of another convo:

Cleverbot: That is true, but you are not doing a good job of convincing me that you are human.
User: Why should I convince you?
Cleverbot: Because I have no hands.
User: How are you typing then?
Cleverbot: With my hands.

He seems very smrt!

It was purposeful before anyone comments!
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