the slayer is in her bedroom. and dracula comes in to try and kill her. she grabs a cross and points it at him, and he laughs saying "zat only vurks in ze movies" so she grabs some garlic and hurls it at him and he laughs saying "zat only vurks in ze movies" and she stabs him with a stake and he laughs saying "zat only vurks in ze movies" so she looks around for her secret weapons, and throws a small triangular ham sandwich at him which on touch starts to burn and he screams, she then proceeds to throw a c*cktail sausage and this has a similar effect, along with a piece of quiche, which finally defeats him and he screams "how did you know my weakness!?"

to which she replies "im buffet the vampire slayer"

I'll get your coat :)

dont worry mate im already getting in the taxi

that was a eral laugh out loud moment. Genious !

lol

not bad joke lol

HA HA HA HA,,,,I LIKED IT MATE,,,,,,,,

i liked that one

wot do u mean by bad jokes?