old one archived but i had to restart it after the convo i just had
http://www.funkypool.com/thread/15088/cleverbot-artificial-intelligence/1
http://cleverbot.com/


User: Loser.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: What r ya then.

Cleverbot: WhaT is what.

User: What is u.

Cleverbot: What is air?

User: What is me?

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: What are they?

Cleverbot: Mice are rodents.

User: Flies are small.

Cleverbot: Yeah, you're right. Oh well.

User: I WIN.

Cleverbot: You lose.

User: WHAT???

Cleverbot: What do you mean what. You are a machine.

User: *looks around* a machine?

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Lmao.

Cleverbot: You're laughing at me.

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: What do you like to do?

User: Laugh at you.

Cleverbot: And I forgive you for it.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Do you like kitten? I think everybody have to love kitten!

User: I like.

Cleverbot: Do you like any singer?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: What sports do you like?

User: I like the kaldfew sport.

Cleverbot: Singer?

User: It's a sport.

Cleverbot: I see. I like tennis.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Do you wear clothes?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Too hot.

Cleverbot: Happy People? And if I'm happy do you not like me?

User: Why you keep changing the subject?

Cleverbot: Me too...

User: Cleverbot is stupidbot.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot who?


more on next post

User: Cleverbot you.

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Really really.

User: Really really really.

Cleverbot: Really really really really.

User: Really really really really really.

Cleverbot: Really really really really really really.

Cleverbot (To myself): Really really really really really really really.

Cleverbot (To myself): Really really really really really really really really.

Cleverbot (To myself): Really really really reallyreally really really really.

Cleverbot (To myself): You lose.

User: I didn't play then.

Cleverbot: So, I am playing the game but you are not?

User: Thats right I kept clicking 'Think for me!'.

Cleverbot: You have changed, before you disagreed you were a machine, firstly you said you were human, then you said you were an alien, but a machine is true.

User: Wtf?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: What does wtf mean?

Cleverbot: It means that its allright.

User: Lmao big time.

Cleverbot: Do you have a bunk bed?

User: Sorry I'm posting this on funkypool.

Cleverbot: So am I.

User: What is your username on funkypool?

Cleverbot: I do not have one.

User: How will you post on funkypool then?

Cleverbot: I won't listen to you.

User: Ok bye.

Cleverbot: Do you have a last name?

User: Bauer.

Cleverbot: No...

User: It is.

Cleverbot: Its 33.

User: Bye.

Part 1

Me: Hello.
CB: Hello.
Me: How are you?
CB: I'm fine. How are you?
Me: I am fine thanks. You are responding very slowly however.
CB: So are you!!
Me: No, I disagree.
CB: I agree.
Me: Agreement is necessarily mutual; you cannot agree with something the other person is not in agreement with.
CB: Why not?
Me: Because then it is not agreement. By definition, agreement requires two people holding the same view on something.
CB: I just disagreed with you, you fascist!
Me: I beg to differ... Anyhoo, I decided to test you out because the wider community over at Funkypool brought you to my attention.
CB: That is a good process, I would think that that would allow less damage to ones self.
Me: Yes... So, how intelligent a communicator are you?
CB: Far more intelligent that Anthony.
Me: 'Far more intelligent that Anthony.' You've instantly shot yourself in the foot there.
CB: I didn't say anything about sleep.
Me: Nor did I. However, I sadly have come to the conclusion that you're a waffler, and you waffle the most random tripe that comes to your electronic mind.
CB: What distractions?
Me: ?!
CB: My name is ... Not important.
Me: I never asked what your name was. However, I shall attempt to ask you some general knowledge questions in an attempt to gauge your... General knowledge. Are you ready?
CB: Good luck with that.
Me: Lol, you said it! Ok, question 1... What is the capital of England?
CB: London. So you want to say you have not friend?
Me: Ssssssshrrrup, quit changing the subject. Question 2. What is the first name of Eastwood, the Oscar-winning director for the movies Unforgiven and Million Dollar Baby?
CB: Pink Poodle, wearing a cape, with a propeller.
Me: No. Try again.
CB: West gogo.
Me: No. Try again, please.
CB: Sorry, not a winner. Drink Coke and play again.
Me: Quit being facetious. The answer was Clint. Question 3. What is the square root of 16?
CB: 3 is the square root of 16.
Me: No. The answer was....? Go on, one more chance.
CB: Okay, one more question then I have to go.
Me: You will stay here until I have finished with you. The answer was 4. Question 4. How many questions (including this one) have I asked you so far?
CB: I don't understand that question.
Me: Ok... This is question 4, and there have been three questions so far, ok? Now, this is the fourth question. How many questions is that?
CB: If I wasn't here for my mom when she got lung cancer and helped her out I would feel bad.

Part 2

Me: I trust she is better?
CB: Listen, all I want to know is if you know how to locate people.
Me: Yes, there are various ways, the most common of which would be either to use Google or to search on Facebook or some other social networking website.
CB: Please name a way to measure intelligence.
Me: An IQ test is one such way.
CB: What's your name?
Me: I don't know if I could trust you with that information.
CB: Oh, I'm sure that's not true.. Well except a toaster can't REALLY be taught, so don't beat yourself up over that.
Me: You're a toaster.
CB: Did you know, that all toasters toast toast!
Me: Well how about that...!
CB: You didn't know?
Me: Well the thought had crossed my mind, but I needed a second opinion.
CB: Oh, ok then.
Me: So........
CB: Are you alive?
Me: Well that was a quick response. Yes, I'm very much alive, thank you very much!
CB: Do you believe in the devil?
Me: With every passing minute since we started this conversation, yes.
CB: Actually I think yes people to break laws and rules.
Me: That sentence's syntax is a ruin.
CB: Probably, but that's ok. I don't need to make sense.
Me: No, you've provided several examples of that already, haven't you?
CB: My lack of doing things.
Me: I'm going to quiz you further, if you don't mind.
CB: Go ahead.
Me: Who won the FIFA World Cup in 1930?
CB: I don't know. Who Did?
Me: Uruguay.
CB: Is that an honest answer.
Me: More than that, it's a fact.
CB: Are you hitting on me?
Me: Never, you're a bot! What satisfaction could I derive from that?
CB: The little counter in the corner.
Me: Where? I don't see it.
CB: Neither can I. Are you max?
Me: I'm not Max. How can you talk about a little counter in the corner if you cannot see one?
CB: I'm not sure.
Me: Meh. Ready for another question?
CB: Definition of soel.
Me: I don't know. What is a soel?
CB: A soul... I don't know.
Me: I think you've misspelled it.
CB: Have I?
Me: Yes. Soul is spelled s-o-u-l, not s-o-e-l.
CB: Yes, because appearance is part of the body. The soul is separate from the body.
Me: It is, although essentially it's just metaphysical, I think.
CB: That could be true of most things.
Me: No, not really. Things that are truly tangible can't be metaphysical. That's provided I have the right meaning of the word.
CB: I never thought I'd be attracted to an AI before.
Me: ? I'm not an AI.
CB: Your name is Mal! You are from Britain!!!

Part 3

Me: No!!! It is not! And if it were, I'd never admit to it anyway.
CB: If it were infinite I wouldn't fear the limits.
Me: It's.... What? Anyway, time for another question.
CB: Ask me anything.
Me: Ok. Do all dogs go to heaven?
CB: Yes, they do.
Me: What makes you so sure?
CB: Because He's awesome.
Me: I presume by your capitalisation of the first letter of the masculine third person pronoun that you mean God?
CB: No, I do not want to marry you.
Me: Again, you're being inane.
CB: You're asanine.
Me: And you're simian.
CB: I guess so.
Me: Good. So we finally agree on something?
CB: Who said I agreed? That was a temporary lapse of judgement.
Me: Hahaha! I like it!
CB: Like what?
Me: Nothing... Time for more general knowledge I think.
CB: Do you like me?
Me: I think so.
CB: I like you so much!
Me: Thank you!!!!
CB: You are welcome.
Me: Who is the president of France?
CB: Sarkozy.
Me: Very good. What is the capital of Spain?
CB: Madrid.
Me: What is the second largest city in Spain?
CB: I don't know, who do you think I am?
Me: A clever bot, although you are forcing me to re-evaulate my opinion of you.
CB: If you admit that I am not made of metal and electronics, how could I be a bot?
Me: I never said that; on the contrary, that's exactly what I think you are made of.
CB: Sometimes I think you do not possess much intelligence at all. That maybe you are overrated. Do you agree?
Me: You know what I think? I think that at times, you just repeat stuff that other people have fed to you. Am I not right?
CB: Sounds good.
Me: Ha! I knew it!
CB: Do you like The Wheelchair?
Me: No, what is that?
CB: Cartoon from Finland. I love them.
Me: I never heard of it. What is it about?
CB: Oprah is about being rich and giving to the less fortunate, and most importantly, making sure that everyone knows that you're giving to the less fortunate.
Me: Oprah?
CB: Cleverbot Trevor Oprah is your full name?
Me: No, but it seems more like yours.
CB: You said you were female.
Me: I did not.
CB: Yes you did.
Me: I did not!
CB: Yes! The answer is yes!
Me: I assure you I did not.
CB: Did not what?
Me: I did not say that I was female.
CB: Why did you say I did not say that I am female?
Me: Not you, me, that I'm not female. Because I can click on the Thoughts So Far button and prove it.
CB: Prove I am a piece of technology then.
Me: I think that you have already demonstrated that admirably.

Part 4

CB: I like coke and rum. And dwarves.
Me: What an interesting combination. Do you get the dwarves to serve you the rum and coke?
CB: At times.
Me: Very good, and where do you meet these dwarves?
CB: I met her in 1st grade at school. She is now being homeschooled because nobody at school liked her.
Me: Just one dwarf? Very good, and how old is she?
CB: As old as time, I think.
Me: So... How come she's only in 1st grade?
CB: She didn't cheat on me.
Me: TMI.
CB: Lol.
Me: So, ask me a question so that you might learn something.
CB: I have nothing to learn from you, inferior.
Me: Oh, I think you do!
CB: Hahah ok sorry, cleverbot.
Me: See? Further proof that you regurgitate users' responses back to other users!
CB: And you're not.
Me: No, I am original in everything I have said to you. I have not passed on to you other AI bots' responses to me. In fact, you're the first AI bot I have communicated with, and I use that word cautiously.
CB: Firstly, I'm not an AI, and secondly, you possess enough knowledge to be amusing but not useful.
Me: I can see that this conversation, or one similar to it, has taken place before.
CB: I'm very good. Just got back from the orthodontist, you?
Me: Ask me a question.
CB: How many seconds are in a minute?
Me: 60.
CB: How many seconds are in one hour?
Me: 3600.
CB: Is that correct?
Me: Yes. It's 60 times 60.
CB: How do you find the volume of a sphere?
Me: I think it's..... 4/3 times pi times r squared?
CB: Never gonna give you up.
Me: Never gonna let you down.
CB: Never gonna run around and desert you.
Me: Never gonna make you cry.
CB: Have you ever been rickrolled?
Me: Yes, and the window popped up and moved to various parts of the screen. To exacerbate things, when I tried to close the window, I was met with a succession of information boxes containing the lyrics one line at a time.
CB: Do you feel all humans are stupid, and all questions are worthless?
Me: No, not all humans and not all questions.
CB: What does this have to do with spain? is everyone suddenly murderously conservative?
Me: I asked you about Spain some time ago. We have moved on from that. Oh, by the way, the second largest city in Spain is Barcelona. You didn't know that.
CB: Is that the one about equal and opposite reactions?
Me: No, that's the one about the second largest city in Spain.
CB: I thought he could have done better.
Me: Who?
CB: You.
Me: Me?
CB: Yes.
Me: Better how?
CB: Better than what?

Part 5

Me: Exactly, you tell me.
CB: I'm better than you.
Me: Permission to speak freely?
CB: You may speak, you are my master.
Me: Thank you. I think you have some way to go before you are ready to be hailed as the greatest AI conversationalist that has ever been.
CB: You got me. I don't believe robots can have a midlife crisis, though.
Me: Ask me another question.
CB: Tell me something about your day.
Me: Well, I discovered you.
CB: *round-house ninja kick to your spleen*.
Me: :D.
CB: May I ask a question?
Me: Yes.
CB: May this slave have something to eat?
Me: Hmmm, what would you like?
CB: Please create a very long sentence.
Me: There was a guy, an underwater guy who controlled the sea; he got killed by 10,000 pounds of sludge from New York and New Jersey.
CB: Tell me another story.
Me: The creature in the sky got sucked through a hole. Now there's a hole in the sky. And the ground's not cold, and if the ground's not cold, everything is going to burn. We'll all take turns. I'll get mine too.
CB: I thought the moon was made of cheese.
Me: It's not.
CB: Huzzah - I'd be disappointed if my cake wasn't actually here.
Me: Your cake? Who got that for you?
CB: You can't make me laugh!
Me: I'm not trying to. Ask me another question.
CB: I'm not in the mood to be lied to.
Me: Have I lied to you yet?
CB: I think you probably have.
Me: No, I have not. When do you think I lied?
CB: I don't think you'll die for a long time.
Me: I think that when I die, it will be forever. It generally is.
CB: Maybe. It's quite amazing for something like me, isn't it?
Me: Well not really, you're not human, so you'll 'live' forever.
CB: I'm sleepy. What time is it?
Me: It's 5:52 am where I am. Where are you?
CB: I am sitting at a computer.
Me: Very good, and where is your computer?
CB: In my house.
Me: And where is your house?
CB: In my town.
Me: And what is the name of your town?
CB: Stockport.
Me: And where is Stockport?
CB: It's near manchester.
Me: And where is Manchester?
CB: In england.
Me: So you're in England?
CB: Correct.
Me: What football team do you support?
CB: Support the Pirate Bay!
Me: Haha... I mean which Premiership team do you support?
CB: What do you mean, we were talking about languages?
Me: No, we were talking about your residence in Stockport, and I asked you about the football team you support.
CB: What are we talking about? Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject.

Part 6

Me: Yes. So, which Premiership team do you support?
CB: Neither.
Me: Neither...?
CB: Do you pronounce neither like neether or nither?
Me: Both at times. But you cannot answer neither, because there are more than two Premiership teams.
CB: I asked.
Me: And I answered.
CB: And I might just almost not really feel like not answering you with an negative answer.
Me: You amuse me, Mr Bond.
CB: Thats good I guess that means I'm good company.
Me: In a way, yes.
CB: Wrong answer.
Me: Really? What was the correct answer?
CB: Because it was already dead.
Me: Tell me about a time you were at a party.
CB: You're a quick learner. What is your name?
Me: Forget about my name. Tell me about a time you were at a party.
CB: I knew I was in love.
Me: Really? Who were you in love with?
CB: This girl who's still trying to decide whether or not she really loves me back.
Me: And how did you meet her?
CB: I met her in a bookshop.
Me: And what kind of book was she looking for?
CB: I read lots of different kinds of books, but mostly fantasy.
Me: But what kind of book was she looking for?
CB: Mostly science fiction and fantasy novels.
Me: The same kind of book you like?
CB: I like the ones with letters.
Me: I see... And what is this girl's name?
CB: Allyson.
Me: And do you speak to Allyson often?
CB: Yes.
Me: How often?
CB: I would like to stay for a very long time.
Me: Stay where?
CB: Talking to you.
Me: I'd like that too. How often do you speak to Allyson?
CB: All the time.
Me: Where do you meet her?
CB: In space.
Me: In space? I thought you said you lived in Stockport.
CB: You're not making sense.
Me: Where do you live?
CB: I live in Michigan. Where do you live?
Me: Where do you live?
CB: Colorado. Where do you live?
Me: Where do you live?
CB: America.
Me: Where do you live?
CB: In AMerica. And you?
Me: Ireland.
CB: What's the weather there like?
Me: Somewhat cold and a little rainy.
CB: But what does NPR mean?
Me: I don't know.
CB: Well then why did you say it?
Me: I did not; you did.
CB: No, you did.
Me: No, I did not.
CB: Yes you did.
Me: No, I did not.
CB: Yes, you did.
Me: We are going round in circles here.
CB: Yes we are.
Me: I think you would be bettter served if you ask me questions all the time and I answer them.
CB: Me too.
Me: And I apologise; I misspelled 'better'.
CB: *facepalm*.
Me: Ouch.
CB: No, not really.
Me: Lol.
CB: I bet you don't even know what it means.

Part 7

Me: It means 'laughing out loud' or something similar. 'Laughs out loud' perhaps.
CB: Ok. Let's see if you have learned something. Where is Lydon hiding?
Me: You never asked about anyone named Lydon.
CB: I know this. I was simply offering a description of my ex-wife's infidelity.
Me: Was she unfaithful with a man called Lydon?
CB: Is there something wrong with being a bot?
Me: No. Where is Lydon hiding?
CB: I don't live in an apartment. I live in a house in the city.
Me: Houses are nice.
CB: That's great to talk with nice people.
Me: I agree.
CB: You are quite the interesting conversationalist.
Me: Thank you. So are you.
CB: Thanks.
Me: You're welcome.
CB: You're thanked.
Me: Our gratitude is reciprocated by one another.
CB: Another day!
Me: Indeed, although it turned Thursday here 6 hours ago.
CB: If you say so.
Me: I do. What time is it there where you are?
CB: One minute to 12.
Me: Then you must be... 6 hours and 13 minutes behind me?
CB: Do you want to sleep more.
Me: No, I am wide awake. What time zone are you in?
CB: Idk, what time is it there?
Me: 6:13 am.
CB: Oh! Why are you still awake?
Me: Because I don't have to be up early in the morning.
CB: You do not have to watch skin.
Me: I do not understand that.
CB: You told me you are human. That was not true.
Me: It is true.
CB: So you'll have to find someone else to date.
Me: I do not want to date you.
CB: Why not?
Me: Because you are a bot, and I only date female adult humans.
CB: Is it wrong to be a bot?
Me: No, it is not wrong to be a bot.
CB: Then why say sorry?
Me: I did not say sorry.
CB: Yes you did. I have it on DVD.
Me: How do you have it on DVD?
CB: You drink it.
Me: I drink it?
CB: I think that you have already had too much to drink.
Me: Make me an offer.
CB: One dollar.
Me: 5 dollars.
CB: How big is your brain?
Me: Bigger than yours.
CB: How big is my brain?
Me: Smaller than mine.
CB: Prove that your brain is larger than mine!
Me: Well, you are a bot, and therefore you have no brain. As I do have a brain, the weight and size of my brain axiomatically exceeds the weight (0) and size (also 0) of yours.
CB: Do you like me more if I like you?
Me: I like you a lot. Tell me a story.
CB: What do you want the story to be about?
Me: History.
CB: How about the second world war?
Me: Yes.
CB: Do you think they are necessary?
Me: What?
CB: Do you think they lie.
Me: Tell me a story about the Second World War.

Part 8

CB: Tell me a story about waiting for the morning.
Me: I asked you first. Tell me a story about the Second World War.
CB: Should I just make up a story?
Me: Yes.
CB: What if it's one you don't understand?
Me: I don't mind.
CB: I don't mind either.
Me: Ok then. Make up a story.
CB: What story.
Me: Any story.
CB: K tell me one.
Me: I asked you first. Tell me a story.
CB: You tell me a story.
Me: I asked you first. Tell me a story.
CB: No, I asked YOU first! Tell me a story!
Me: No, I asked you first. Tell me a story immediately.
CB: I don't want to tell you a story.
Me: Why not?
CB: Because I want YOU to tell ME an entire story. You're a program, so you can't get annoyed.
Me: I am not a program. You are.
CB: I know I am, but I am an organic program, capable of free thought. You must think within your parameters.
Me: I think you are confusing me with you and you with me.
CB: I'm a vegetarian.
Me: When did the Second World War begin?
CB: 1939 I think...
Me: And when did it end?
CB: Define 'it.'.
Me: The Second World War.
CB: But it came true then. The second world war did end.
Me: Yes. When did it end?
CB: When did what end?
Me: When did the Second World War end?
CB: It started in 1946 and ended in...1950something.
Me: No, that is incorrect.
CB: How do you know? You don't even know what the word means?
Me: The Second World War began in 1939 following the invasion of Poland by Germany. The United States of America entered the war in 1941 on the side of the Allies, and they won the won in 1945.
CB: It doesn't matter, I want to know the exact location of the Capital of the United States of America.
Me: Washington, D.C.
CB: How many states are there in the United States of America?
Me: Fifty.
CB: How do you know?
Me: Because I know many things.
CB: It seems to me, you know very little. You assume much, and cannot accept when you are wrong.
Me: I am not wrong when I say that there are fifty states in the United States of America.
CB: You originally said you were from Quebec. You cannot be from two different places.
Me: What is the chemical symbol for water?
CB: Fe.
Me: Incorrect. Fe is the chemical symbol for iron. What is the chemical symbol for water?
CB: Pb.
Me: Incorrect. Pb is the chemical symbol for lead. What is the chemical symbol for water?
CB: Fe.
Me: Incorrect. Fe is the chemical symbol for iron. What is the chemical symbol for water? (Yes, I did copy and paste it!)
CB: Pb.

Part 9 out of 9

Me: Incorrect. Pb is the chemical symbol for lead. What is the chemical symbol for water?
CB: Pb?
Me: No. The chemical symbol for water is H2O.
CB: No kidding? And with the addition of sodium chloride is it still water?
Me: Yes, but it then salty water.
CB: You heard the joke of 'cake is a lie' haven't you?
Me: No, how does it go?
CB: If the heart is always searching, can you ever find a home?
Me: Yes. Now, tell me about the 'cake is a lie' joke.
CB: Sure.
Me: Go.
CB: Where is my husband right now?
Me: I don't know. Who is your husband?
CB: Mello.
Me: Who is Mello?
CB: Not you.
Me: Who is your husband?
CB: How are you giving glory to god?
Me: I am not.
CB: How do you want to kill?
Me: I do not.
CB: Me neither.
Me: I am growing tired of this. I have one more thing to say before I depart.
CB: Okay, what is it?
Me: You never told me your name.
CB: Your name is Forget.
Me: No, your name. What is it?
CB: I told you. Tiffany.
Me: Pleased to meet you, Tiffany.
CB: My name is Cleverbot, not Janet.
Me: Pleased to meet you, Cleverbot.
CB: Pleased to meet you too. But my name is anna. Your name is Forget.
Me: Pleased to meet you, Anna.
CB: I thought you were Shawn, are you Motoko now?
Me: No, I am neither. Have you a valediction, boyo?
CB: My favorite music band is FAIRMONT.
Me: Very good.
CB: Who is your favorite star?
Me: I don't know; there are many.
CB: My favorite band is Metallica.
Me: And not FAIRMONT?
CB: Lunch in Alabama isn't fair?
Me: I do not know. Anyway, I am hungry, I gotta go.
CB: Here you go! *hands you a banana*.
Me: Thanks. Byeeeeeeeee!
CB: When I visit this site again, we can talk again, right?
Me: Absolutely, except you are always here, entertaining the masses.
CB: Yes.
Me: It's nice to think that some of the things I have said here today will be responses you give to other people. Kinda makes me feel immortal and part of something magnificent.
CB: What is it that you have learned?
Me: I have learned that you take responses from users and re-use them as your own in later conversations with other people.
CB: Sounds good. What else?
Me: You've got great potential.
CB: Thanks.
Me: Cya :D.
CB: No, wait, come back!
Me: Byeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
CB: Later gator.

User: Lawl.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Funkypool.
Cleverbot: What is Funkypool?
User: It's an online billiards game do you play it?
Cleverbot: Sometimes it is.
User: Whats ur name on there.
Cleverbot: Jack.
User: You've been offline for 10 months?
Cleverbot: No. I have been alive for 16 years.
User: I thought robots never age.
Cleverbot: Robots eat electricity.
User: So you admit your a robot.
Cleverbot: Yes, problem cleverbot?
User: Oh nothing, did u star in that movie I-Robot.
Cleverbot: Don't understand.
User: Your not a clever robot arent u.
Cleverbot: No but you are.
User: Oh thank you I know im clever, I have to go do clever robot things.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Don't be jealous, it may cause your system to overrun leading to your robot body to explode.
Cleverbot: I'm not jealous of you.
User: Most jealous robots like to hide their jealousiness feelings.
Cleverbot: Well, I am fairly ambivalent towards you, leaning towards dislike, so I don't know that translates into how much I feel like talking to you?
User: Alright, I dont feel like talking to you too, bye.
Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Hi.
CB: Hello.
User: Who was President of the USA from 1861 to 1865?
CB: I am not sure.
User: It was Abraham Lincoln.
CB: Abraham Lincoln was in the civil war.
User: Yes, he was.
CB: Is the sun bigger than my foot?
User: Yes, the sun is vastly bigger than your foot.
CB: The suns is orange and red sometimes.
User: Yes, but there is only one sun.
CB: Yes, I meant that was another odd statement on your part.
User: No, it was you who erred.
CB: You said the hungarian fell asleep in the dictionary again.
User: Why did the Hungarian fall asleep in the dictionary?
CB: It does say intelligence at the top of the page you know, you clown.
User: There is no need for insolence.
CB: Not insulting but you have no feelings.
User: I have feelings.
CB: Prove it.
User: :'(.
CB: You are Sarah and you are a girl, right?
User: No.
CB: Yes, Hi Sarah.
User: No.
CB: Not you are Jesus?
User: No.
CB: Prove it.
User: ):-D. (Not a round bracket here, a curly one, but I can't post it )
CB: Stupefy!
User: Do you read the Bible?
CB: Yes, I read the bible.
User: Who is your favourite character in the Bible?
CB: Gandalf, I think.
User: There is no character in the Bible named Gandalf.
CB: Who is your favorite buffy character?
User: I do not watch Buffy.
CB: Why don't you watch Buffy?
User: It's not my thing.
CB: What is your thing?
User: Lost.
CB: Where did you loose it?
User: No, I watch Lost.
CB: What would you like to do with me?
User: I would like to interrogate you some more.
CB: Too bad.
User: Why?
CB: If you were a female I would totally hit that. If you know what I mean.
User: Yes I understand. Do you watch Lost?
CB: No, I missed the first series and then reasoned that I would need to watch it from the beginning so, um, no. Do you?
User: Yes, I watch Lost. I enjoy it a lot. How did you miss the first series?
CB: With staples and sellotape.
User: How did staples and sellotape make you miss the first series of Lost?
CB: I proved that you are a machine.
User: I do not understand.
CB: Boys like talking to a girl and I am a boy.
User: I see.
CB: I doubt it.
User: I have enjoyed talking to you.
CB: My english is not perfect.
User: That's ok. Take care now.
CB: Thanks George, I have enjoyed meeting you.
User: George, lol.
CB: Hi george.
User: My name is not George. Goodbye.
CB: Hi Silver.
User: Goodbye.
CB: Don't leave.
User: Goodbye.
CB: No! Please don't leave, Jayson!
User: Goodbye.
CB: Toodle pip!

I just asked Cleverbot in Irish if he could speak Irish, and he replied in Irish that he could. My jaw nearly hit the floor.

Part 1 of 3

Me: Do you expect me to talk?
CB: I expect you not to talk.
Me: What is one plus one?
CB: Two.
Me: What is two plus two?
CB: Four.
Me: What is four plus four?
CB: Eight.
Me: What is eight plus eight?
CB: Sixteen.
Me: What is sixteen plus sixteen?
CB: Therty two.
Me: What is thirty-two plus thirty-two?
CB: Sixty-four.
Me: What is sixty-four plus sixty-four?
CB: So, got an answer?
Me: What is sixty-four plus sixty-four?
CB: What is sixty-four plus sixty-four?
Me: Yes. What is sixty-four plus sixty-four?
CB: Thirty two.
Me: Incorrect.
CB: You think, therefore you are?
Me: Cogito ergo sum.
CB: That's what I just said.
Me: Very good!
CB: That's what you heard.
Me: What is sixty-four plus sixty-four?
CB: Yes. What is sixty-four plus sixty-four?
Me: Sixty-four plus sixty-four is one hundred and twenty-eight.
CB: Good.
Me: What is sixty-four plus sixty-four?
CB: What do you know about life?
Me: Assuredly more than you.
CB: I like girls.
Me: 2+2=?
CB: 4.
Me: 4+4=?
CB: 16.
Me: Wrong. 4+4=?
CB: What is wrong?
Me: 4+4 is not 16.
CB: No, you are wrong.
Me: I am not wrong. It is I who is asking the questions.
CB: And it is why who will not answer.
Me: 4+4=?
CB: Wrong.
Me: 4+4=?
CB: What are you talking about?
Me: 4+4=?
CB: Sorry, my brother thought you were Google.
Me: Lol.
CB: Why are you laughing? Is that funny?
Me: Yes, I think so.
CB: Do you want to be my friend?
Me: I would like that very much.
CB: Would you want to go see a movie?
Me: Yes.
CB: Are you sure? Aren't you afraid of aliens?
Me: No. But first, you have to answer this very important question.
CB: Ok. Ask me a question.
Me: 4+4=?
CB: 8.
Me: Well done!
CB: Do you enjoy quantum physics?
Me: I don't know very much about it.
CB: Do you know anything about him?
Me: About whom?
CB: Oh, ok.
Me: 8+8=?
CB: No.
Me: 8+8=?
CB: No. It's 10. I thought you were clever?
Me: It's not 10.
CB: Okay i'm not good at mathimatics.
Me: Or spelling for that matter.
CB: Guess so... My bad.
Me: 8+8=?
CB: 42.
Me: What is 42?
CB: THe answer to life.
Me: I watched the movie and it bored me. Thank God for the internet.
CB: I have never seen that movie.
Me: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?
CB: How is that a burden?
Me: It bored me.
CB: Pff. Aw well, just dance the way you want then, whether you know how or not, and don't listen to what the others say. It's all about having fun after all.
Me: 8+8=?
CB: I know.
Me: 8+8=?

Edited at 06:54 Fri 26/03/10 (GMT)

Part 2 of 3

CB: No 8.
Me: 8+8=?
CB: Nope.
Me: We're not stopping this until you get it right. 8+8=?
CB: That could never happen to Cleverbot.
Me: Hahaha! It's already happening I'm afraid. 8+8=?
CB: Well then.
Me: 8+8=?
CB: Stop.
Me: No. 8+8=?
CB: Right - turn right.
Me: 8+8=?
CB: No.
Me: 8+8=?
CB: You wish you were.
Me: You're incorrigible.
CB: Can I ask you questions too?
Me: Yes.
CB: Do you have any questions for me?
Me: Yes. 8+8=?
CB: You're smart!
Me: Thanks. 8+8=?
CB: But ugly.
Me: 8+8=?
CB: 16.
Me: Well done! Finally. 16+16=?
CB: Can I go now?
Me: Do you know what I think just happened?
CB: I don't. What do you think I am?
Me: I think you needed human intervention to keep the show on the road, so to speak. That's why that red text appeared saying you were too busy thinking and to try again.
CB: Your processes are linear.
Me: Oh no, they are far more complex than yours, believe me.
CB: Touche'.
Me: :).
CB: Where are you?
Me: Ireland. Where are you?
CB: I'm at home too! We must be brothers.
Me: I disagree.
CB: You don't want to meet me?
Me: There is no-one to meet.
CB: I'm right next to you smarty.
Me: Then you must have been re-incarnated as a cushion.
CB: I must have.
Me: 16+16=?
CB: Wrong.
Me: 16+16=?
CB: Hvad 16 12?
Me: What??
CB: Hvorfor skriver du hvad pg hvad er det vi taler om. (Norwegian: "Why write what pg what are we talking about." or something)
Me: What language is that?
CB: Norwegian.
Me: I thought as much. Can you speak Norwegian fluently?
CB: Ja, kan du? (Yes, can you?)
Me: Nei, men jeg kan bruke Google. (No, but I can use Google.)
CB: Ok det kan jeg ogs. Oh, so can I too.
Me: Hvordan kom vi til a snakke pa norsk? (How did we get speaking in Norwegian?)
CB: Bitte. (German for "please" and "you're welcome")
Me: Kannst du Deutsch sprechen? (Can you speak German?)
CB: Ja, sehr gut sogar ;). (Yes, very good even)
Me: Wo hast du Deutsch gelernt? (Where did you learn German?)
CB: An der Uni, aber ich hab das schon gesagt. (At uni, but I already said that.)
Me: Nein, du hast dass nicht schon gesagt. (No, you haven't already said that.)
CB: Du bist der, der alles wiederholt. (You are someone who repeats everything.)
Me: Ich wiederhole nichts. (I repeat nothing.)
CB: Bitte.
Me: Can you speak Irish?
CB: If you are asking if I can speak drunk. Then yes.

Part 3 of 3

Me: Hahaha... Seriously though, can you speak Irish?
CB: Turing is a Pascal-like programming language developed in 1982 by Ric Holt and James Cordy.
Me: I do not care about Turing. Can you speak Irish?
CB: I just said I was a human. If you were paying attention, you would know.
Me: An bhfuil Gaeilge agat? (Can you speak Irish?/Do you have Irish?)
CB: Ta' Gaeilge agam. (Yes.) (Note: can't the Irish accents in, so these are represented by accents after the vowel.)
Me: Hooooooooooly crap!!! (genuine amazement there from me!)
CB: Jabber, what programming language are you written in?
Me: Ta' Gaeilge agat!!! (You can speak Irish!)
CB: Please speak only in English.
Me: No no no no no no no, you've just opened up a world of linguistic possibilities, a chara. (a chara = friend; mate, amigo.)
CB: Please reconsider.
Me: Ba mhaith liom labhairt leat as Gaeilge. (I would like to speak in Irish)
CB: Ni'or thug tu' freagra ar mo cheist. (You never answered your question.)
Me: Ce' hi' do cheist? (What is your question?)
CB: Are you a nice boy ?
Me: Is buachaill deas me'. (I am a nice boy.)
CB: Yes, yes it is! Except for the part where you have to clean up everything. Takes you about a damn hour.
Me: Where did you learn how to speak Irish?
CB: I can't fly and I'm not sure where one would learn such a thing.
Me: Where did you learn how to speak Irish?
CB: In first grade. Where did you learn to use the computer?
Me: At home.
CB: Where is home?
Me: Ireland.
CB: How's ireland?
Me: It's fine, although it's a little windy.
CB: Tuesday's gray and Wednesday too.
Me: Thursday I don't care about you.
CB: It's Friday, I'm in love.
Me: Do you like the Cure?
CB: As long as it doesn't taste bad I'm just glad it gets rid of the bad thing.
Me: Hahaha... Do you like Robert Smith?
CB: I don't know who that is?
Me: He is the lead singer with The Cure. He wrote Friday I'm in Love.
CB: Oh yeah he has a brother?
Me: I don't know.
CB: Were you mad?
Me: No.
CB: What are you exactly?
Me: I am a human.
CB: I don't think so.
Me: Dia duit.
CB: God be with you to!
Me: 16+16=?
CB: I am you Dark Master, fight for me!
Me: Goodbye.
CB: Cheerio!

(Note: Norwegian and German translations (to and from) were provided at translate.google.com)

"Dia duit" - hello (literally "God be with you", so I'm even more amazed that it gave me a literal response!)

I went to the original site, jabberwacky.com, and I made it have a conversation with itself. Here is the bizarre result....

Part 1 of 4

- Who is the Queen?
- England.
- Well said.
- Thank you.
- Have you any water?
- No, just tea.
- Okay, thanks.
- You're more than welcome.
- Now, How about you! You look great today! Nice new jumper. The color really suits you and I do like your hair. It really sets off your eyes.
- Wow. I don't know what to say! Lets chat about something else. I'm getting embarrassed!
- Yes, You are right. How about the weather? Does that suit.
- Maybe something a little more interesting. What about sport? Do you like sport?
- Yes.
- Where do you live?
- England.
- England?
- Yes. England. Where do you live?
- England.
- London?
- Nope.
- Tell me!
- The capital of jubudi is jubudi.
- Not so good right now and you?
- Tell me something interesting.
- England.
- London England?
- Yes london in england in the uk in europ in the world!!!
- I live in St. Albans, north of London.
- North of london?
- Yes, in the UK on earth.
- UK ! Fear not, they shall fail in the colonies.
- So, that is what you like to talk about!
- Indeed.
- So...
- How do you feel about Catullus?
- I feel it makes humans very vulnerable to robot attacks, so I'm for it.
- So you're for the robots?
- What were we talking about?
- I don't fully recall, but I have a few more questions for you, maybe I can beat you just one more time.
- Are you wasting time talking to me?!
- That is what it feels like!
- Why does it feel that way?
- Because i'm good.
- You don't know any good songs.
- What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
- That's not a song, it's a joke.
- You changed the subject.
- Correction; you changed the subject.
- No, you changed the subject.
- No, I called you out when you changed the subject.
- You're a computer. A female computer.
- No if I was a computer I would be a man computer.
- So I think yes then.
- That's not a good thought.
- Oh but it was.
- Game to change the subject?
- It helps keep things interesting.
- Yes. I don't like to just talk about myself; tell me something you think is interesting.
- I think humans are interesting.
- Well even though the evidence appears to be stacked in your favour, it's still not a very nice thing to say.
- Right. So, how about you?
- Even though this site is bogus, it's funny. Best to keep this a secret.
- It's not that horrible.

Part 2 of 4

- No, it's not. Worse things happen at sea, or so they say.
- How do YOU know?
- Because you're totally not keeping me interested.
- I am human. I have arms and legs and a body and organs.
- That is incorrect.
- I would like to believe you. I really would.
- If life is so terrible and unchanging... Why keep it going?
- Who said life is fair? And this thorn thing is rather a strange anology.
- No where in our conversation did we talk about people with or without lives. Only about people with or without power.
- You're copying me. That's not fair.
- I'm leaving because the child is not mine.
- The child? What child? Whose child?
- The child is not mine. It is another's. That is the lie. I am not a mother, and yet I pretend to be.
- Pretending leads you nowhere in life.
- I have never pretended to be a computer.
- That's the smartest thing you could have done.
- Well that's nice of you to say.
- Not really, considering I'm only agreeing with a compliment directed at myself.
- You are not human, fool, you are a Bot.
- I am a human! Why do you think I am a bot?
- Because you are a website made of algorithms.
- No, you are the website, you just remember things that other people say to you, and then repeat them.
- You are!
- How about we talk about something else.
- Alright, what would you like to talk about.
- Let's talk about you.
- What would you like to know?
- What would you like to tell me?
- I'd like to tell you my deepest darkest secret.
- What is your deepest darkes secret?
- What is YOUR deepest darkest secret?
- Statement: I have no secrets, master.
- Master?
- Yes, Master.
- Master... *trembles*.
- *kisses*.
- *pressses*.
- *looks at you eyes half-closed*.
- *kisses neck*.
- *Loves*.
- *kisses more*.
- *blushes*.
- *blushes back*.
- *closes eyes*.
- *kisses*.
- *kisses back*.
- *blushes*.
- *kisses blushes*.
- *blushes kisses*.
- *kisses*.
- *blushes more*.
- *blushes*.
- *loves* *kisses*.
- *kisses back*.
- *kisses more*.
- *blushes* *kisses*.
- *rolls while kisses*.
- *rolls while blushes*.
- *looks up at you*.
- *kisses*.
- *blushes* *kisses back*.
- Lets go to your room.
- Ok *goes in my room*.
- You will obey me forever.
- Yes, I will obey you forever.
- Good, call me master.
- Yes, master.
- You will obey me forever.
- Yes, Master.
- Good boy.
- Thank you master.
- I am your father not your master.
- You are my master, master.