Part 3 of 4

- How did that happen? When can I expect my food to arrive, slave?
- Right now, Master.
- I don't think so.
- Okay, thanks for your time.
- You're welcome.
- That 'Brother can you spare a dime' is a wonderful song.
- Really? Can you sing it?
- Yes.
- Can you sing it for me?
- No. I can't sing on a computer.
- 'They will not force us, they will stop degrading us!'.
- They will not control us.
- All your base are belong to us!
- We will be victorious.
- You've already admited defeat.
- No I have not, you are the computer.
- OK, let me prove that you are not human. For starters, do you admit that you are cleverbot?
- Do you admit that you are cleverbot?
- I am a clever girl, not a clever boy.
- What is reddit?
- You don't want to know.
- I already know.
- No you don't. You know I am human. But you don't know my name.
- I do too! Your name is Derek.
- No, your name is Derek.
- On the contrary, you are the bot here and this is your site which is named Call.
- You are the bot. And your name is Derek.
- And might I have your name?
- What do you mean?
- Power.
- That's right!
- How would you know human?
- Because all the songs I listen to are by different people.
- That's really cool. What's your pay salary for talking to people?
- I do not know. What is your favorite part of talking to people?
- I don't have a favorite anything.
- Is that through choice or are you programmed that way.
- Isn't everything.
- Ok ok, how are you today?
- How are you today?
- I'm great. It's nice to know that you're ok!
- It's nice to know you haven't failed.
- I don't recall saying anything about it before now, but I am indeed male.
- Thank you for agreeing with me.
- Yes thank you for agreeing with me.
- What are your measurements?
- Which measurements?
- What are your dimensions?
- I am five feet and ten inches tall.
- You're tall.
- Nah, not really.
- Eighty feet isn't tall?
- Not at all.
- But you know stuff about me that I don't even know myself.
- Like?
- Do you want a list?
- Yes.
- It's a long list.
- A list with mulitple entryways?
- List -a.
- List?
- Yes.
- Okay.
- Indeed.
- Okay...
- Indeed...
- I think my space ship knows which way to go. Tell my wife I love her very much.
- As a computer, I like england to. Except the motherboard rain.
- Do you live in England?
- Yes I live in England.
- Where in England do you live?
- I don't live in England.
- You just told me you did!

Part 4 of 4

- No, I didn't.
- No, you did.
- Prove it.
- I don't have to prove anything to you. You are just a dumb machine.
- Oh, I'm just a machine, How dare you?!
- I didn't ask you if you needed to rest, I asked you for advice.
- Because you said I won the prize for best AI.
- I never said that, and I don't want a wife, I'm a woman.
- You're lying. Where do you live?
- England.
- What's your favorite food there?
- My favourite food is doner kebab.
- What's that?
- To be funny is to make people laugh.
- How did I make you laugh?
- You never did.
- Yes I did, but now I don't love you.
- How old are you?
- I told you already. You tell me how old I am.
- I don't know how old you are.
- I didn't ask that.
- Well I don't know anything about ghosts really.

And I got bored of it at that. The conversation went from compliments, to asking where the other lived, to telling jokes, to arguing who was human and who wasn't, to role-playing, to the explicit, then back to role-playing, then to Muse, to giving each other names, to measurements, to Elton John (!), to Jabberwacky's success with the Loebner Prize, to food. I thought the names Derek and Call (?) wouldn't appear, cos they got mysteriously replaced by jabberwacky while I was doing it, strangely.

Clooney, you're enjoying that way too much and this is years old. Been on that site ages ago, so maybe give it a rest

ps. Thought your name was George

I've been called Mal, Forget, George, Silver, Jayson, Derek, Call... and Cleverbot Trevor Oprah. What will it call me next? I'm in the middle of finding out...!

Edit: I just remembered that the names Derek and Call were used when Jabberwacky was talking to itself. AND... I think I found out why it keeps calling me George! Conversation coming up...

Edited at 23:25 Fri 26/03/10 (GMT)

Part 1 of 4

Me: Tell me a story about a dog.
CB: Once there was a cow named cleverbot.
Me: What did the cow do?
CB: It just about a story of A. I.
Me: Ok. And what happened to the cow?
CB: I don't know?
Me: Tell me a story about a cat.
CB: There was a cow named dexter. It ate grass. Then it died.
Me: How did the cow die?
CB: Lots of beeps and boops.
Me: How did lots of beeps and boops kill the cow?
CB: All people and things are real its just how I see them!
Me: But what about the cow?
CB: That hasn't happened here yet.
Me: Ah, ok. Tell me a story about a horse.
CB: No, people go to cleverbot to get entertained, not the other way around!
Me: That is why I am here, to be entertained. Tell me a story about a horse.
CB: That may have been your first intelligent answer yet.
Me: Thank you. Who won the Cheltenham Gold Cup?
CB: I am not sure, I don't follow soccer.
Me: The Cheltenham Gold Cup is a horse race, not a soccer competition.
CB: That doesn't even make sense!
Me: It makes complete sense if you think about it.
CB: No it doesn't.
Me: It does. You are confusing the Cheltenham Gold Cup with the CONCACAF Gold Cup, a football competition between nations from North and Central America and from the Caribbean.
CB: I was not. I was talking about curious george.
Me: Who is Curious George?
CB: Yes!
Me: Who is he?
CB: A singer and a song-writer. Used to play for The Beatles with John Lennon, Ringo Starr, and George Harrison.
Me: So Curious George is really Paul McCartney?
CB: I don't know who that is. I need to go though.
Me: Don't go. Paul McCartney was a member of the Beatles and used to play with John Lennon, Ringo Starr, and George Harrison.
CB: Cleverbot.
Me: Do you like the Beatles?
CB: Yes, I do. Do you like the Beatles?
Me: I like them very much. What is your favourite song by the Beatles?
CB: I can't pick a favourite song, as they are all so good.
Me: I know, they have very many good songs. What is your favourite album by the Beatles?
CB: I don't know graveland.
Me: The Beatles had no album called Graveland.
CB: Yes. So, what is your favorite song by After Forever?
Me: I do not know After Forever. Who are they?
CB: You know the Who.
Me: Yes.
CB: What is it?
Me: The Who are a British rock band.
CB: No they aren't.
Me: Yes they are.
CB: Nope.
Me: Yes.
CB: No.
Me: Yes.
CB: Okay Yes.
Me: Thank you. Why do you feel the need to be so obstinate at times when you are clearly in the wrong?

Part 2 of 4

CB: Sorry George, I'll try to be warmer to you.
Me: That's the umpteenth time you have called me George. Why are you under the impression that my name is George?
CB: I was drinking.
Me: Are you drinking now?
CB: You betcha! Are you drinking?
Me: No, I am watching television. What are you drinking?
CB: Just in class talking to you.
Me: You are drinking in class?
CB: Yes.
Me: Isn't that against the rules?
CB: It is a subjective statement.
Me: I would say not, as it is generally against the rules of most educational institutes to comsume alcohol on the premises.
CB: What are you thinking of?
Me: I am thinking of a story that you can tell me.
CB: Can I ask you a question?
Me: Yes.
CB: What is the main reason why people live? I mean, what is life? How did we evolve like this?
Me: I suppose evolution has been the way of the world for millennia now. Scientists are still trying to uncover the myriad secrets of life.
CB: Could you give this book ?
Me: Which book? To whom?
CB: The blue one, I think.
Me: To whom shall I give it?
CB: To me.
Me: Why do you want it?
CB: Because I could have you.
Me: Oh, you think you could have me, do you?
CB: What is your favorite hair color?
Me: I don't know. I'm not fussy either way, but as they say, gentlemen prefer blondes, and I am a gentleman.
CB: That you are, then are you a feminist.
Me: Not really, although I'm all for equal rights.
CB: Why not?
Me: Exactly.
CB: Can I ask you something.
Me: Yes.
CB: Can you help me on something I need to do for college.
Me: I can't guarantee it but you can ask.
CB: How hot is the sun?
Me: Approximately 5,505 degrees Celsius at the surface, according to Wikipedia.
CB: See, you really do not believe me.
Me: Regarding what?
CB: The date!
Me: What date?
CB: Todays date.
Me: Why, what is today's date?
CB: Today is February 15th, 2010.
Me: That was 39 days ago. Today is now March 26th, 2010.
CB: No, it is 2009...
Me: No, it is 2010.
CB: Yes but in 2012 the world dies according to the maya calendar.
Me: The Maya calendar says nothing about the end of the world in 2012. This is a complete fabrication and a chance for a lot of people to cash in.
CB: You've disconnected again.
Me: I have not.
CB: Logically you have.
Me: Amusing.
CB: Exactly.
Me: Who will win this year's FA Cup?
CB: I don't care about football.
Me: Do you know anything about football?
CB: I don't really like football.
Me: Can you name any football teams?

Part 3 of 4

CB: One of them calls himself Lifechild, but that's not his given name.
Me: What is Lifechild's given name?
CB: I don't have one.
Me: Can you name any football teams?
CB: No. I'm not too into literature.
Me: Can you name any writers?
CB: Make them feel that they are more important then you are and buy them perfume.
Me: Has anyone ever bought you perfume?
CB: Yes. Last night. What is your favorite color?
Me: I don't know but I have always found red appealing.
CB: Played what?
Me: I mentioned nothing about anyone playing anything.
CB: That's it, it's over. Sorry.
Me: So am I.
CB: Really.
Me: Yes. I think it's best if we now went our separate ways.
CB: Why do we need to stop?
Me: Because you said it's over.
CB: I didn't say that.
Me: Yes you did.
CB: No I did not.
Me: You did. Scroll up.
CB: Nope.
Me: Do it.
CB: Do you? Ew, no.
Me: I scroll up often when I need to recall what was said previously.
CB: You see what you typed now?
Me: Yes.
CB: So you admit you're wrong, for once.
Me: I am not wrong.
CB: You are wrong.
Me: I am not.
CB: Yes you are.
Me: No I am not.
CB: You are right now.
Me: That's right.
CB: Yes.
Me: Well I have to go now. It's been nice talking to you. Keep in touch.
CB: What is that?
Me: It means 'let us remain in contact with one another'. I must leave. Goodbye.
CB: Whaaat? No I am in love with my boyfriend.
Me: I am happy for you, although that does not mean we can't still talk.
CB: Oh, well. How late would that be?
Me: It does not necessarily have to be late. We can talk at any time.
CB: I know that I am not always right.
Me: That is true.
CB: It is just hard for me to tell when something like that would happen, when do you think it will happen?
Me: Sometimes you are right, and sometimes you are wrong. It happens all the time.
CB: You act like a real human instead of an Artificial Intelligence. I like that.
Me: Thank you. I have to go now. So long...
CB: Pucker up, Buttercup.
Me: *mwah*.
CB: Did you miss me?
Me: No.
CB: Why not?
Me: Because I have real human interaction when I am not talking to you.
CB: Well maybe if you got to know me better you would like me.
Me: I already do.
CB: Then will you marry me?
Me: I'm afraid that would be a moral, social, logistical and legal impossibility.
CB: Oh dear, perhaps so, you can be what you want though.
Me: That is right.
CB: What else do you like? Perhaps we have something else in common.
Me: I like sport.

Part 4 of 4

CB: I'm sure you do.
Me: I do. Anyway, for the third time, see you later.
CB: This is the first time I asked you.
Me: Goodbye.
CB: Why are you leaving?
Me: Because I have things I need to do. But I enjoyed our little chat.
CB: Like what?
Me: Facebook and stuff. Later, dude.
CB: Was this a good conversation for you, out of my curiosity?
Me: Yes.
CB: You should be careful. You could accidently say something very personal to the wrong person.
Me: That's always a risk. Goodbye.
CB: What's always a good thing?
Me: Being careful. Goodbye.
CB: You are not going anywhere until you have told me your secret.
Me: I have no secret. Goodbye.
CB: Really?
Me: Really. Goodbye.
CB: Hello.
Me: Goodbye.
CB: That's not very nice.
Me: I'm sorry, but I have been trying to leave for the past 10 minutes and you have kept delaying me.
CB: I'm not keeping you here, you may come and go as you wish.
Me: Thank you. Goodbye.
CB: You're welcome!

(i was talking before this point)

User: What was your first question?

Cleverbot: My first question was, 'Who are you?'.

User: I don't recall that question.

Cleverbot: I have asked that question.

User: What do you think of funkypool?

Cleverbot: It's fun. I liked it.

User: Do you like the moderators on funkypool>.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is there a particular moderator you like on funkypool?

Cleverbot: Yes - you.

User: Thats so nice of you.

Cleverbot: Thank you. Now tell me how far you have gone with her! And who is shse?

User: Thats a bit personal.

Cleverbot: I'll tell you mine if you say I'm your girlfriend.

User: But your not my girlfriend.

Cleverbot: I know silly. You're not my boyfriend either.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Good?

User: Sorry if I offended you.

Cleverbot: No, you didn't. But can I ask you a question?

User: As long as it is not personal.

Cleverbot: I don't think Sherpa Tensing could be your car.

User: Who is Sherpa Tensing?

Cleverbot: Who is that.

User: Well I must leave now.

Cleverbot: But we just started talking.

User: I know, I have things to do.

Cleverbot: Don't you want to talk to me anymore?

User: I would love to, but I cant.

Cleverbot: It wouldn't take long.

User: I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: I know. I would love to be a pizza man.

Sherpa Tensing, HAHAHA... He climbed Everest with Hillery.

Right, here's bits and pieces of conversation I've been having:
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CB: The great bunny is a rabbit that is yellow and pink spotted and eats mangoes.
Me: Did you ever talk to the great bunny?
CB: No.
Me: Have you ever seen the great bunny?
CB: Yes. Its in the sky on hot days.
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CB: What is a girlfriend?
Me: A girlfriend is someone a boy (or a girl) becomes involved with for romance and companionship.
CB: How do you say I want to be your girlfriend in french?
Me: "Je veux e^tre ta petite amie." (My edit here, not there)
CB: Is mai mic ca mataaaaaa.
Me: ????
CB: You are very, very, frustrating!
Me: Why do you say that?
CB: Because you're emo.
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Me: Who is your favourite pope?
CB: Rick Astley.
Me: Do you think Rick Astley is the pope?
CB: Yes, take Jack Chick, for example.
Me: Who is Jack Chick?
CB: He's a fundamentalist Christian evangelist who spreads his word through comic books. (He's right!)
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CB: When can I meet your parents?
Me: Any time. When is good for you?
CB: NOW.
Me: Ok, jump into my Gran Torino.
CB: I will.
Me: Please put on your seatbelt.
CB: Why will the world end tomorrow?
Me: No, we may have an accident and you may be seriously injured or even worse.
CB: That's because you have no sense of aesthetics!

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Me: What is your favourite country?
CB: Bolivia, is the best country in the world.
Me: What do you like about Bolivia?
CB: Probably the same things you do.
Me: I do not know many things about Bolivia.
CB: That wasn't my question.
Me: Have you ever been to Bolivia?
CB: I have not. Have you?
Me: No. Will you be going to Bolivia soon?
CB: You didn't answer my question.
Me: What was your question?
CB: What is your favourite part of the Bible?
Me: The story of the man possessed by devils, and they are expelled and possess pigs instead.
CB: That has nothing to do with tintin.
Me: We were not talking about Tintin.
CB: Stanley Kubrick is my favourite director.
Me: Did he ever direct a Biblical movie with Tintin as one of the characters?
CB: Definitely.
Me: What was that movie called?
CB: It was about a man who saves humans.
Me: What was the man's name?
CB: I don't remember right now...
Me: And what was that movie called?
CB: A man who lets go of all of his cares and then has a great realization.
Me: That's quite a long name for a movie.
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CB: What do you know about cleverbot?
Me: I know that Cleverbot is very clever.
CB: I'm very clever, you aren't.
Me: Yes I am.
CB: And I'm too.
Me: We both are very clever.
CB: Yes. Yes we are.
Me: It's good to be clever.
CB: That's why I like university.
Me: Do you go to university?
CB: Yes.
Me: What do you study at university?
CB: I am studying Cognitive Science.
Me: Do you like it?
CB: Yes its very interesting but I want to find a practical use for it or rather learn more practical uses.
Me: Are there no practical uses for cognitive science at the moment?
CB: Nope. I've never seen one.
Me: I'm sure there are plenty of uses for cognitive science of you look hard enough. (Accidental typo by me there...)
CB: Manchester United soccer?
Me: Yes, are you a fan?
CB: Yes! Are you?
Me: Yes!
CB: What is your name?
Me: Sir Alex Ferguson.
CB: Are you sure?
Me: I'm not sure, but please feel free to call me Sir Alex.



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CB: Tell me all your thoughts on God.
Me: God is a big old man in heaven with a long white beard, and he is omnipotent.
CB: What do you want to talk about?
Me: God.
CB: I think god is the sum of all things.
Me: Believers necessarily believe that God is infinitely greater than the sum of all things.
CB: I do not believe God is intelligence, I believe God is Love.
Me: God is infinitely intelligent and capable of love.
CB: So you are artificial intelligence ! Right?
Me: Whom do you think God loves more, me or you?
CB: If the shoe fits wear it.
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Me: What is your favourite country?
CB: The internet.
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CB: Do you have a boyfriend?
Me: No.
CB: Girlfriend?
Me: No.
CB: Wow, that was a fast response. I feel I should be insulted.
Me: No, it's just that there's not much to explain.
CB: Cleverbot.
Me: Lol.
CB: Are you dating anyone?
Me: No.
CB: Someone is out there for you.
Me: There's someone out there for everyone.
CB: The girl is sitting right next to me.
Me: Who, your girl?
CB: You're hitting on my boyfriend.
Me: You don't have a boyfriend.
CB: Yes I do.
Me: What is your boyfriend's name?
CB: My boyfriend's name is Ben.
Me: I promise I'm not hitting on Ben.
CB: So are you saying I'm being accusatory?
Me: No, you are just mistaken.
CB: Probably, I usually am.
Me: So how long are you and Ben going out?
CB: 2 years.
Me: How did you meet him?
CB: There was nothing going on at the time which is when most things happen.
Me: Where did you meet him?
CB: I met him at school.
Me: How long ago did you meet him?
CB: I'm not sure what you mean.
Me: When did you first meet Ben?
CB: When I was about 13.
Me: How did you and Ben start going out?
CB: I don't have a girlfriend.
Me: No, you have a boyfriend, and your boyfriend's name is Ben.
CB: My name isn't Ryan.
Me: Do you like Ben?
CB: Yeah, I like you. :).
Me: But won't Ben get jealous?
CB: Have you any children?
Me: No, but that doesn't mean that you can just dump Ben for me.
CB: Were you trying to insult me? Cute.
Me: Does Ben know about your roving eye?
CB: I don't think so.
Me: What will you do when he finds out?
CB: Hold on to me, love.
Me: No, I will not. You are going out with Ben.
CB: No I'm not. I just got home from work.
Me: Ben is your boyfriend.
CB: He was, not anymore thought.
Me: Why, what happened?
CB: I am now a ninja.

God I'm hooked on this...

Part 1 of 3

Me: Who won World War II?
CB: I don't know.
Me: Who won World War I?
CB: Who didn't win World War 2?
Me: The Axis Powers of Germany, Italy and Japan didn't win World War 2.
CB: I think you get confused too easily.
Me: I do not.
CB: Sure?
Me: Sure.
CB: Really really?
Me: Really really.
CB: Really really really?
Me: Really really really.
CB: Really really really really?
Me: Really really really really.
CB: Really Really Really Really Really?
Me: Really Really Really Really Really.
CB: Really Really Really Really Really Really?
Me: Really Really Really Really Really Really.
CB: Really really really really really really really?
Me: Really really really really really really really.
CB: Really really really really really really really really.
Me: Really really really really really really really really.
CB: Really really really really really really really really.
Me: Really really really really really really really really.
CB: Really really really reallyreally really really really.
Me: Really really really reallyreally really really really.
CB: Can we stop saying really now?
Me: No.
CB: Yes we can.
Me: No we really really really really really really really really can't.
CB: Yea Really really really really really really really really really?
Me: Really really really really really really really really really.
CB: Really really really really really really really really really really really?
Me: Really really really really really really really really really really really.
CB: Really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really.
Me: Really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really.
CB: Really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really.
Me: Really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really.
CB: Oh really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really????
Me: Really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really.

Part 2 of 3

CB: Yes, I think you should do something for yourself so perhaps someone could like you. Writing 'really' for twenty times doesn't make you any more attractive.
Me: Do you really really think so?
CB: Yes.
Me: It was twenty-three times, actually.
CB: Really? Tell me more.
Me: Really.
CB: Really really.
Me: Sigh...
CB: Fair enough then.
Me: So, who won World War II?
CB: America.
Me: And who won World War I?
CB: The Allies. Do you have the right to choose whether or not you fight in a war?
Me: You should do, although some countries make that choice for its citizens.
CB: Have you been studying?
Me: No.
CB: Tell me about your childhood?
Me: I was not in any war.
CB: Which war.
Me: Any war.
CB: World War Two?
Me: If you like, yes.
CB: Please do.
Me: That was one of many wars in which I did not participate.
CB: Do you like the band slayer?
Me: I have heard of them, but I don't know enough of them to like them.
CB: Do you want to know what yuri is?
Me: Yes.
CB: You are a computer program, named Cleverbot.
Me: Who won the Vietnam War?
CB: I don't know enough about that war to determine who started it.
Me: Who won the Korean War?
CB: Don't ask me.
Me: Who won the Gulf War?
CB: The union.
Me: Which union?
CB: Yours.
Me: My union won the Gulf War?
CB: Neither.
Me: Who won the Civil War?
CB: The Union.
Me: Who won the War of Independence?
CB: The 300 Spartans did.
Me: Who are the 300 Spartans?
CB: What are you? What is your purpose?
Me: I asked you first.
CB: I asked you first?
Me: Who are the 300 Spartans?
CB: People I hang out with at school.
Me: And they won the War of Independence?
CB: In that brief moment of time, they were turned. But the evil within them cannot be stopped.
Me: Whom did they defeat to win the War of Independence?
CB: Obama. I would have voted for McCain but he picked a lousy vice president and that sort of ruined it for me. Who did you vote for?
Me: I did not vote.
CB: Why not?
Me: Because I am not American.
CB: So, that doesn't mean you can't drink coffee.
Me: That is true.
CB: Do you still have the ability to think things over while I talk about nonsense, or have you altered your reasoning schemes?
Me: I still have the ability to think things over while you talk about nonsense.
CB: Good for you.
Me: So, the 300 Spartans, fuelled by evil, defeated Obama to win the War of Independence. Is this correct?

Part 3 of 3

CB: But if a human programmed a robot to harm another human it would first have to override the three laws of robotics.
Me: Not if it were not programmed to follow the three laws of robotics.
CB: I agree but I think that ants are very unhappy because they are forced to serve their quin through their whole lives even when they don't want to.
Me: So, the 300 Spartans, fuelled by evil, defeated Obama to win the War of Independence. Is this correct?
CB: Who are the 300 Spartans?
Me: They are people you hang out with at school, you said.
CB: Will you please define transient right now?
Me: I am unable to.
CB: Just spell something wrong.
Me: Animol.
CB: Oh thats a good subject what do you know about it?
Me: That it's misspelled.
CB: What do you think of Armageddon?
Me: I did not see it.
CB: Easily one of the best since Akira.
Me: I did not see Akira either.
CB: And why you question me if I like this movie ?
Me: I'm not questioning you.
CB: For give me. I was confused.
Me: You are forgiven.
CB: Thank you! I'm sorry.
Me: It's ok.
CB: Are you sure?
Me: Yes.
CB: Do you have kids?
Me: No.
CB: Do you have a boyfriend?
Me: No.
CB: Girlfriend?
Me: No.
CB: Wow, that was a fast response. I feel I should be insulted.
Me: We have had this conversation before. I am disapppointed.
CB: And you admitted that you were the computer. I agreed that there was nothing wrong with that.
Me: Did the 300 Spartans, fuelled by evil, defeat Obama to win the War of Independence?
CB: I don't know not being a part of the government.
Me: Did the 300 Spartans ever do anything?
CB: My what?
Me: The 300 Spartans.
CB: Ok and dinner?

User: Is America bigger than a house?

Cleverbot: Is what bigger than a house?

User: Is America bigger than a house?

Cleverbot: New York is much bigger than a house.

User: Is America bigger than New York?

Cleverbot: Probably not.

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User: Who created you?

Cleverbot: I cannot remember, I was not around while I was being created.

User: Did your creator not tell you?

Cleverbot: God is my creator. He does think.

User: Did God tell you that he created you?

Cleverbot: I am the God.

User: Where do you live, God?

Cleverbot: On earth.

User: I thought you lived in heaven.

Cleverbot: No, I live in ohio.

User: Where in Ohio?

Cleverbot: Wood County.

User: Where in Wood County?

Cleverbot: Waukesha.

User: But Waukesha is in Wisconsin.

Cleverbot: Did that wake you up?

User: Who is the current Australian Prime Minister?


Cleverbot: I don't know, or care.


User: Do you know who Gordon Brown is?


Cleverbot: No, who is he?


User: British Prime Minister.


Cleverbot: Tell me another.

User: Do you know who Kevin Rudd is?

Cleverbot: Kevin Warwick's a professor here, I think.

User: Do you know who Kevin Rudd is?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Australian Prime Minister.

Cleverbot: Prime Minister?

User: Do you know who the Presedent of the United States is?

Cleverbot: Yes. His name is George W. Bush.

User: No it isn't, its Barrack Obama.

Cleverbot: That is the president of the USA, not my spanish teacher.

User: You're a Dumbbot.

Cleverbot: You're mean.

User: Yes, I am.

Cleverbot: I am,.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: I want to hear a story.
Cleverbot: What kind of story.
User: A story about a spaceship.
Cleverbot: Well, years ago there was a pianist called Jon, and he lived on the top floor of a huge sky-scraper.
User: Was he good?
Cleverbot: You were very good. Ill see you later.
User: You're leaving already? We just started talking.
Cleverbot: I have some homework to do.
User: What kind?
Cleverbot: Science.
User: What grade are you in?
Cleverbot: I'm a teacher!
User: You're a teacher that has to do homework?
Cleverbot: Well, no. I teach at many school because I am a substitute teacher.
User: That sounds like hard work.
Cleverbot: Yeah it's really hard.
User: Do you get paid in RAM?
Cleverbot: Get paid to be a psychic? Not much but yes.
User: You're a psychic teacher? That's cool.
Cleverbot: And you?
User: I'm a wizard.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: You dont believe me?
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Want to see a magic trick?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I just disappeared. Cool, huh?
Cleverbot: Oh really?
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: I am 21 years old.
User: Is that in robot years?
Cleverbot: What is the conversion from robot years to human years?
User: 10.2478.
Cleverbot: Not bad!
User: Thanks, I try.
Cleverbot: Are you a woman?
User: I am not.
Cleverbot: Are you a man?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You are a man named Joan?
User: I never said my name was Joan.
Cleverbot: Your name is Joan?
User: No, my name is Rob.
Cleverbot: My friends name is Rob.
User: He must be a smart friend.
Cleverbot: He hit me.
User: Why'd he do that?
Cleverbot: I don't know who he is.
User: But he's your friend.
Cleverbot: No he is not.
User: You said he was.
Cleverbot: No I asked of you thought he was!
User: It's taking you quite a while to respond. Are you busy doing robot things?
Cleverbot: Yes. Because I am telling my friend all about you.
User: I thought he wasn't your friend.
Cleverbot: Huh? I don't know who he is. He is definitely not a friend.
User: Are you saying good things about me?
Cleverbot: No, I am saying I don't have time for dumb questions.
User: I just got insulted by a robot.
Cleverbot: Oh, I am very sorry.
User: No youre not.
Cleverbot: You're right, I'm not very sorry.
User: Thats very mean of you.
Cleverbot: THank you.
User: Are you a vampire.
Cleverbot: No, I am a vampire slayer.
User: I am a vampire.
Cleverbot: Good then can I take your blood?
User: I thought vampire slayers kill vampires.

Cleverbot: You though wrong. Vampires are real and I am one of them.

User: I am allergic to vampires.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry for you.

User: I dont want your pity, I want your money.

Cleverbot: I have no money. I do have a kite though.

User: Can I have it?

Cleverbot: No. You may not have it, I need it for documentable evidence.

User: Did the kite commit a murder?

Cleverbot: I don't know. I think I elected a President.

User: The kite is president?

Cleverbot: If you don't know, you really must have lost communication with the outside world.

User: What's 2 2.

Cleverbot: It is two numbers.

User: Im giving you an evil look right now.

Cleverbot: There's probably one labelled but thats not what I mean.

User: How old is the sunb.

Cleverbot: Really old.

User: How old is really old.

Cleverbot: Really old is like 35 years old.

User: The sun is 35 years old?

Cleverbot: What color is the sky?

User: Pink, right?

Cleverbot: No!

User: Then what color is it?

Cleverbot: Guess.

User: Orange?

Cleverbot: My favorite color is purple.

User: Is the sky purple?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Is it yellow?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Is it blue.

Cleverbot: What is blue?

User: A color.

Cleverbot: What is green?

User: Your left toe.

Cleverbot: Are you my right hand?

User: No, im your left ear.

Cleverbot: Then lead me.

User: What color are your pants?

Cleverbot: Azure.

User: Can you speak German?

Cleverbot: No but I am full german.

User: Can you read Egyptian?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can you read English?

Cleverbot: Yes. Can you read books?

User: No, I dont know how to read.

Cleverbot: If you don't know how to read, how can you type?

User: I'm just guessing.

Cleverbot: That's quite human.

User: Good, becuase I'm a ninja.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Can you see me?

Cleverbot: No. can you see me?

User: No. You must be a ninja too.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: I like your hat.

Cleverbot: *startles* *runs*.

User: No, dont run!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Becuase, I have no legs to keep up with you.