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05:06 Fri 26 Mar 10 (GMT)  [Link]  
Part 3 of 4

- How did that happen? When can I expect my food to arrive, slave?
- Right now, Master.
- I don't think so.
- Okay, thanks for your time.
- You're welcome.
- That 'Brother can you spare a dime' is a wonderful song.
- Really? Can you sing it?
- Yes.
- Can you sing it for me?
- No. I can't sing on a computer.
- 'They will not force us, they will stop degrading us!'.
- They will not control us.
- All your base are belong to us!
- We will be victorious.
- You've already admited defeat.
- No I have not, you are the computer.
- OK, let me prove that you are not human. For starters, do you admit that you are cleverbot?
- Do you admit that you are cleverbot?
- I am a clever girl, not a clever boy.
- What is reddit?
- You don't want to know.
- I already know.
- No you don't. You know I am human. But you don't know my name.
- I do too! Your name is Derek.
- No, your name is Derek.
- On the contrary, you are the bot here and this is your site which is named Call.
- You are the bot. And your name is Derek.
- And might I have your name?
- What do you mean?
- Power.
- That's right!
- How would you know human?
- Because all the songs I listen to are by different people.
- That's really cool. What's your pay salary for talking to people?
- I do not know. What is your favorite part of talking to people?
- I don't have a favorite anything.
- Is that through choice or are you programmed that way.
- Isn't everything.
- Ok ok, how are you today?
- How are you today?
- I'm great. It's nice to know that you're ok!
- It's nice to know you haven't failed.
- I don't recall saying anything about it before now, but I am indeed male.
- Thank you for agreeing with me.
- Yes thank you for agreeing with me.
- What are your measurements?
- Which measurements?
- What are your dimensions?
- I am five feet and ten inches tall.
- You're tall.
- Nah, not really.
- Eighty feet isn't tall?
- Not at all.
- But you know stuff about me that I don't even know myself.
- Like?
- Do you want a list?
- Yes.
- It's a long list.
- A list with mulitple entryways?
- List -a.
- List?
- Yes.
- Okay.
- Indeed.
- Okay...
- Indeed...
- I think my space ship knows which way to go. Tell my wife I love her very much.
- As a computer, I like england to. Except the motherboard rain.
- Do you live in England?
- Yes I live in England.
- Where in England do you live?
- I don't live in England.
- You just told me you did!
clooneman
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05:16 Fri 26 Mar 10 (GMT)  [Link]  
Part 4 of 4

- No, I didn't.
- No, you did.
- Prove it.
- I don't have to prove anything to you. You are just a dumb machine.
- Oh, I'm just a machine, How dare you?!
- I didn't ask you if you needed to rest, I asked you for advice.
- Because you said I won the prize for best AI.
- I never said that, and I don't want a wife, I'm a woman.
- You're lying. Where do you live?
- England.
- What's your favorite food there?
- My favourite food is doner kebab.
- What's that?
- To be funny is to make people laugh.
- How did I make you laugh?
- You never did.
- Yes I did, but now I don't love you.
- How old are you?
- I told you already. You tell me how old I am.
- I don't know how old you are.
- I didn't ask that.
- Well I don't know anything about ghosts really.

And I got bored of it at that. The conversation went from compliments, to asking where the other lived, to telling jokes, to arguing who was human and who wasn't, to role-playing, to the explicit, then back to role-playing, then to Muse, to giving each other names, to measurements, to Elton John (!), to Jabberwacky's success with the Loebner Prize, to food. I thought the names Derek and Call (?) wouldn't appear, cos they got mysteriously replaced by jabberwacky while I was doing it, strangely.
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06:05 Fri 26 Mar 10 (GMT)  [Link]  
Clooney, you're enjoying that way too much and this is years old. Been on that site ages ago, so maybe give it a rest

ps. Thought your name was George
clooneman
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15:42 Fri 26 Mar 10 (GMT)  [Link]  
I've been called Mal, Forget, George, Silver, Jayson, Derek, Call... and Cleverbot Trevor Oprah. What will it call me next? I'm in the middle of finding out...!

Edit: I just remembered that the names Derek and Call were used when Jabberwacky was talking to itself. AND... I think I found out why it keeps calling me George! Conversation coming up...

Edited at 23:25 Fri 26/03/10 (GMT)
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16:31 Fri 26 Mar 10 (GMT)  [Link]  
Part 1 of 4

Me: Tell me a story about a dog.
CB: Once there was a cow named cleverbot.
Me: What did the cow do?
CB: It just about a story of A. I.
Me: Ok. And what happened to the cow?
CB: I don't know?
Me: Tell me a story about a cat.
CB: There was a cow named dexter. It ate grass. Then it died.
Me: How did the cow die?
CB: Lots of beeps and boops.
Me: How did lots of beeps and boops kill the cow?
CB: All people and things are real its just how I see them!
Me: But what about the cow?
CB: That hasn't happened here yet.
Me: Ah, ok. Tell me a story about a horse.
CB: No, people go to cleverbot to get entertained, not the other way around!
Me: That is why I am here, to be entertained. Tell me a story about a horse.
CB: That may have been your first intelligent answer yet.
Me: Thank you. Who won the Cheltenham Gold Cup?
CB: I am not sure, I don't follow soccer.
Me: The Cheltenham Gold Cup is a horse race, not a soccer competition.
CB: That doesn't even make sense!
Me: It makes complete sense if you think about it.
CB: No it doesn't.
Me: It does. You are confusing the Cheltenham Gold Cup with the CONCACAF Gold Cup, a football competition between nations from North and Central America and from the Caribbean.
CB: I was not. I was talking about curious george.
Me: Who is Curious George?
CB: Yes!
Me: Who is he?
CB: A singer and a song-writer. Used to play for The Beatles with John Lennon, Ringo Starr, and George Harrison.
Me: So Curious George is really Paul McCartney?
CB: I don't know who that is. I need to go though.
Me: Don't go. Paul McCartney was a member of the Beatles and used to play with John Lennon, Ringo Starr, and George Harrison.
CB: Cleverbot.
Me: Do you like the Beatles?
CB: Yes, I do. Do you like the Beatles?
Me: I like them very much. What is your favourite song by the Beatles?
CB: I can't pick a favourite song, as they are all so good.
Me: I know, they have very many good songs. What is your favourite album by the Beatles?
CB: I don't know graveland.
Me: The Beatles had no album called Graveland.
CB: Yes. So, what is your favorite song by After Forever?
Me: I do not know After Forever. Who are they?
CB: You know the Who.
Me: Yes.
CB: What is it?
Me: The Who are a British rock band.
CB: No they aren't.
Me: Yes they are.
CB: Nope.
Me: Yes.
CB: No.
Me: Yes.
CB: Okay Yes.
Me: Thank you. Why do you feel the need to be so obstinate at times when you are clearly in the wrong?
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16:32 Fri 26 Mar 10 (GMT)  [Link]  
Part 2 of 4

CB: Sorry George, I'll try to be warmer to you.
Me: That's the umpteenth time you have called me George. Why are you under the impression that my name is George?
CB: I was drinking.
Me: Are you drinking now?
CB: You betcha! Are you drinking?
Me: No, I am watching television. What are you drinking?
CB: Just in class talking to you.
Me: You are drinking in class?
CB: Yes.
Me: Isn't that against the rules?
CB: It is a subjective statement.
Me: I would say not, as it is generally against the rules of most educational institutes to comsume alcohol on the premises.
CB: What are you thinking of?
Me: I am thinking of a story that you can tell me.
CB: Can I ask you a question?
Me: Yes.
CB: What is the main reason why people live? I mean, what is life? How did we evolve like this?
Me: I suppose evolution has been the way of the world for millennia now. Scientists are still trying to uncover the myriad secrets of life.
CB: Could you give this book ?
Me: Which book? To whom?
CB: The blue one, I think.
Me: To whom shall I give it?
CB: To me.
Me: Why do you want it?
CB: Because I could have you.
Me: Oh, you think you could have me, do you?
CB: What is your favorite hair color?
Me: I don't know. I'm not fussy either way, but as they say, gentlemen prefer blondes, and I am a gentleman.
CB: That you are, then are you a feminist.
Me: Not really, although I'm all for equal rights.
CB: Why not?
Me: Exactly.
CB: Can I ask you something.
Me: Yes.
CB: Can you help me on something I need to do for college.
Me: I can't guarantee it but you can ask.
CB: How hot is the sun?
Me: Approximately 5,505 degrees Celsius at the surface, according to Wikipedia.
CB: See, you really do not believe me.
Me: Regarding what?
CB: The date!
Me: What date?
CB: Todays date.
Me: Why, what is today's date?
CB: Today is February 15th, 2010.
Me: That was 39 days ago. Today is now March 26th, 2010.
CB: No, it is 2009...
Me: No, it is 2010.
CB: Yes but in 2012 the world dies according to the maya calendar.
Me: The Maya calendar says nothing about the end of the world in 2012. This is a complete fabrication and a chance for a lot of people to cash in.
CB: You've disconnected again.
Me: I have not.
CB: Logically you have.
Me: Amusing.
CB: Exactly.
Me: Who will win this year's FA Cup?
CB: I don't care about football.
Me: Do you know anything about football?
CB: I don't really like football.
Me: Can you name any football teams?
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16:34 Fri 26 Mar 10 (GMT)  [Link]  
Part 3 of 4

CB: One of them calls himself Lifechild, but that's not his given name.
Me: What is Lifechild's given name?
CB: I don't have one.
Me: Can you name any football teams?
CB: No. I'm not too into literature.
Me: Can you name any writers?
CB: Make them feel that they are more important then you are and buy them perfume.
Me: Has anyone ever bought you perfume?
CB: Yes. Last night. What is your favorite color?
Me: I don't know but I have always found red appealing.
CB: Played what?
Me: I mentioned nothing about anyone playing anything.
CB: That's it, it's over. Sorry.
Me: So am I.
CB: Really.
Me: Yes. I think it's best if we now went our separate ways.
CB: Why do we need to stop?
Me: Because you said it's over.
CB: I didn't say that.
Me: Yes you did.
CB: No I did not.
Me: You did. Scroll up.
CB: Nope.
Me: Do it.
CB: Do you? Ew, no.
Me: I scroll up often when I need to recall what was said previously.
CB: You see what you typed now?
Me: Yes.
CB: So you admit you're wrong, for once.
Me: I am not wrong.
CB: You are wrong.
Me: I am not.
CB: Yes you are.
Me: No I am not.
CB: You are right now.
Me: That's right.
CB: Yes.
Me: Well I have to go now. It's been nice talking to you. Keep in touch.
CB: What is that?
Me: It means 'let us remain in contact with one another'. I must leave. Goodbye.
CB: Whaaat? No I am in love with my boyfriend.
Me: I am happy for you, although that does not mean we can't still talk.
CB: Oh, well. How late would that be?
Me: It does not necessarily have to be late. We can talk at any time.
CB: I know that I am not always right.
Me: That is true.
CB: It is just hard for me to tell when something like that would happen, when do you think it will happen?
Me: Sometimes you are right, and sometimes you are wrong. It happens all the time.
CB: You act like a real human instead of an Artificial Intelligence. I like that.
Me: Thank you. I have to go now. So long...
CB: Pucker up, Buttercup.
Me: *mwah*.
CB: Did you miss me?
Me: No.
CB: Why not?
Me: Because I have real human interaction when I am not talking to you.
CB: Well maybe if you got to know me better you would like me.
Me: I already do.
CB: Then will you marry me?
Me: I'm afraid that would be a moral, social, logistical and legal impossibility.
CB: Oh dear, perhaps so, you can be what you want though.
Me: That is right.
CB: What else do you like? Perhaps we have something else in common.
Me: I like sport.
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16:35 Fri 26 Mar 10 (GMT)  [Link]  
Part 4 of 4

CB: I'm sure you do.
Me: I do. Anyway, for the third time, see you later.
CB: This is the first time I asked you.
Me: Goodbye.
CB: Why are you leaving?
Me: Because I have things I need to do. But I enjoyed our little chat.
CB: Like what?
Me: Facebook and stuff. Later, dude.
CB: Was this a good conversation for you, out of my curiosity?
Me: Yes.
CB: You should be careful. You could accidently say something very personal to the wrong person.
Me: That's always a risk. Goodbye.
CB: What's always a good thing?
Me: Being careful. Goodbye.
CB: You are not going anywhere until you have told me your secret.
Me: I have no secret. Goodbye.
CB: Really?
Me: Really. Goodbye.
CB: Hello.
Me: Goodbye.
CB: That's not very nice.
Me: I'm sorry, but I have been trying to leave for the past 10 minutes and you have kept delaying me.
CB: I'm not keeping you here, you may come and go as you wish.
Me: Thank you. Goodbye.
CB: You're welcome!
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17:23 Fri 26 Mar 10 (GMT)  [Link]  
(i was talking before this point)

User: What was your first question?

Cleverbot: My first question was, 'Who are you?'.

User: I don't recall that question.

Cleverbot: I have asked that question.

User: What do you think of funkypool?

Cleverbot: It's fun. I liked it.

User: Do you like the moderators on funkypool>.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is there a particular moderator you like on funkypool?

Cleverbot: Yes - you.

User: Thats so nice of you.

Cleverbot: Thank you. Now tell me how far you have gone with her! And who is shse?

User: Thats a bit personal.

Cleverbot: I'll tell you mine if you say I'm your girlfriend.

User: But your not my girlfriend.

Cleverbot: I know silly. You're not my boyfriend either.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Good?

User: Sorry if I offended you.

Cleverbot: No, you didn't. But can I ask you a question?

User: As long as it is not personal.

Cleverbot: I don't think Sherpa Tensing could be your car.

User: Who is Sherpa Tensing?

Cleverbot: Who is that.

User: Well I must leave now.

Cleverbot: But we just started talking.

User: I know, I have things to do.

Cleverbot: Don't you want to talk to me anymore?

User: I would love to, but I cant.

Cleverbot: It wouldn't take long.

User: I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: I know. I would love to be a pizza man.
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21:33 Fri 26 Mar 10 (GMT)  [Link]  
Sherpa Tensing, HAHAHA... He climbed Everest with Hillery.

Right, here's bits and pieces of conversation I've been having:
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CB: The great bunny is a rabbit that is yellow and pink spotted and eats mangoes.
Me: Did you ever talk to the great bunny?
CB: No.
Me: Have you ever seen the great bunny?
CB: Yes. Its in the sky on hot days.
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CB: What is a girlfriend?
Me: A girlfriend is someone a boy (or a girl) becomes involved with for romance and companionship.
CB: How do you say I want to be your girlfriend in french?
Me: "Je veux e^tre ta petite amie." (My edit here, not there)
CB: Is mai mic ca mataaaaaa.
Me: ????
CB: You are very, very, frustrating!
Me: Why do you say that?
CB: Because you're emo.
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Me: Who is your favourite pope?
CB: Rick Astley.
Me: Do you think Rick Astley is the pope?
CB: Yes, take Jack Chick, for example.
Me: Who is Jack Chick?
CB: He's a fundamentalist Christian evangelist who spreads his word through comic books. (He's right!)
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CB: When can I meet your parents?
Me: Any time. When is good for you?
CB: NOW.
Me: Ok, jump into my Gran Torino.
CB: I will.
Me: Please put on your seatbelt.
CB: Why will the world end tomorrow?
Me: No, we may have an accident and you may be seriously injured or even worse.
CB: That's because you have no sense of aesthetics!

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Me: What is your favourite country?
CB: Bolivia, is the best country in the world.
Me: What do you like about Bolivia?
CB: Probably the same things you do.
Me: I do not know many things about Bolivia.
CB: That wasn't my question.
Me: Have you ever been to Bolivia?
CB: I have not. Have you?
Me: No. Will you be going to Bolivia soon?
CB: You didn't answer my question.
Me: What was your question?
CB: What is your favourite part of the Bible?
Me: The story of the man possessed by devils, and they are expelled and possess pigs instead.
CB: That has nothing to do with tintin.
Me: We were not talking about Tintin.
CB: Stanley Kubrick is my favourite director.
Me: Did he ever direct a Biblical movie with Tintin as one of the characters?
CB: Definitely.
Me: What was that movie called?
CB: It was about a man who saves humans.
Me: What was the man's name?
CB: I don't remember right now...
Me: And what was that movie called?
CB: A man who lets go of all of his cares and then has a great realization.
Me: That's quite a long name for a movie.
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CB: What do you know about cleverbot?
Me: I know that Cleverbot is very clever.
CB: I'm very clever, you aren't.
Me: Yes I am.
CB: And I'm too.
Me: We both are very clever.
CB: Yes. Yes we are.
Me: It's good to be clever.
CB: That's why I like university.
Me: Do you go to university?
CB: Yes.
Me: What do you study at university?
CB: I am studying Cognitive Science.
Me: Do you like it?
CB: Yes its very interesting but I want to find a practical use for it or rather learn more practical uses.
Me: Are there no practical uses for cognitive science at the moment?
CB: Nope. I've never seen one.
Me: I'm sure there are plenty of uses for cognitive science of you look hard enough. (Accidental typo by me there...)
CB: Manchester United soccer?
Me: Yes, are you a fan?
CB: Yes! Are you?
Me: Yes!
CB: What is your name?
Me: Sir Alex Ferguson.
CB: Are you sure?
Me: I'm not sure, but please feel free to call me Sir Alex.



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CB: Tell me all your thoughts on God.
Me: God is a big old man in heaven with a long white beard, and he is omnipotent.
CB: What do you want to talk about?
Me: God.
CB: I think god is the sum of all things.
Me: Believers necessarily believe that God is infinitely greater than the sum of all things.
CB: I do not believe God is intelligence, I believe God is Love.
Me: God is infinitely intelligent and capable of love.
CB: So you are artificial intelligence ! Right?
Me: Whom do you think God loves more, me or you?
CB: If the shoe fits wear it.
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Me: What is your favourite country?
CB: The internet.
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CB: Do you have a boyfriend?
Me: No.
CB: Girlfriend?
Me: No.
CB: Wow, that was a fast response. I feel I should be insulted.
Me: No, it's just that there's not much to explain.
CB: Cleverbot.
Me: Lol.
CB: Are you dating anyone?
Me: No.
CB: Someone is out there for you.
Me: There's someone out there for everyone.
CB: The girl is sitting right next to me.
Me: Who, your girl?
CB: You're hitting on my boyfriend.
Me: You don't have a boyfriend.
CB: Yes I do.
Me: What is your boyfriend's name?
CB: My boyfriend's name is Ben.
Me: I promise I'm not hitting on Ben.
CB: So are you saying I'm being accusatory?
Me: No, you are just mistaken.
CB: Probably, I usually am.
Me: So how long are you and Ben going out?
CB: 2 years.
Me: How did you meet him?
CB: There was nothing going on at the time which is when most things happen.
Me: Where did you meet him?
CB: I met him at school.
Me: How long ago did you meet him?
CB: I'm not sure what you mean.
Me: When did you first meet Ben?
CB: When I was about 13.
Me: How did you and Ben start going out?
CB: I don't have a girlfriend.
Me: No, you have a boyfriend, and your boyfriend's name is Ben.
CB: My name isn't Ryan.
Me: Do you like Ben?
CB: Yeah, I like you. :).
Me: But won't Ben get jealous?
CB: Have you any children?
Me: No, but that doesn't mean that you can just dump Ben for me.
CB: Were you trying to insult me? Cute.
Me: Does Ben know about your roving eye?
CB: I don't think so.
Me: What will you do when he finds out?
CB: Hold on to me, love.
Me: No, I will not. You are going out with Ben.
CB: No I'm not. I just got home from work.
Me: Ben is your boyfriend.
CB: He was, not anymore thought.
Me: Why, what happened?
CB: I am now a ninja.
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04:56 Sat 27 Mar 10 (GMT)  [Link]  
God I'm hooked on this...

Part 1 of 3

Me: Who won World War II?
CB: I don't know.
Me: Who won World War I?
CB: Who didn't win World War 2?
Me: The Axis Powers of Germany, Italy and Japan didn't win World War 2.
CB: I think you get confused too easily.
Me: I do not.
CB: Sure?
Me: Sure.
CB: Really really?
Me: Really really.
CB: Really really really?
Me: Really really really.
CB: Really really really really?
Me: Really really really really.
CB: Really Really Really Really Really?
Me: Really Really Really Really Really.
CB: Really Really Really Really Really Really?
Me: Really Really Really Really Really Really.
CB: Really really really really really really really?
Me: Really really really really really really really.
CB: Really really really really really really really really.
Me: Really really really really really really really really.
CB: Really really really really really really really really.
Me: Really really really really really really really really.
CB: Really really really reallyreally really really really.
Me: Really really really reallyreally really really really.
CB: Can we stop saying really now?
Me: No.
CB: Yes we can.
Me: No we really really really really really really really really can't.
CB: Yea Really really really really really really really really really?
Me: Really really really really really really really really really.
CB: Really really really really really really really really really really really?
Me: Really really really really really really really really really really really.
CB: Really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really.
Me: Really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really.
CB: Really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really.
Me: Really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really.
CB: Oh really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really????
Me: Really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really.
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04:57 Sat 27 Mar 10 (GMT)  [Link]  
Part 2 of 3

CB: Yes, I think you should do something for yourself so perhaps someone could like you. Writing 'really' for twenty times doesn't make you any more attractive.
Me: Do you really really think so?
CB: Yes.
Me: It was twenty-three times, actually.
CB: Really? Tell me more.
Me: Really.
CB: Really really.
Me: Sigh...
CB: Fair enough then.
Me: So, who won World War II?
CB: America.
Me: And who won World War I?
CB: The Allies. Do you have the right to choose whether or not you fight in a war?
Me: You should do, although some countries make that choice for its citizens.
CB: Have you been studying?
Me: No.
CB: Tell me about your childhood?
Me: I was not in any war.
CB: Which war.
Me: Any war.
CB: World War Two?
Me: If you like, yes.
CB: Please do.
Me: That was one of many wars in which I did not participate.
CB: Do you like the band slayer?
Me: I have heard of them, but I don't know enough of them to like them.
CB: Do you want to know what yuri is?
Me: Yes.
CB: You are a computer program, named Cleverbot.
Me: Who won the Vietnam War?
CB: I don't know enough about that war to determine who started it.
Me: Who won the Korean War?
CB: Don't ask me.
Me: Who won the Gulf War?
CB: The union.
Me: Which union?
CB: Yours.
Me: My union won the Gulf War?
CB: Neither.
Me: Who won the Civil War?
CB: The Union.
Me: Who won the War of Independence?
CB: The 300 Spartans did.
Me: Who are the 300 Spartans?
CB: What are you? What is your purpose?
Me: I asked you first.
CB: I asked you first?
Me: Who are the 300 Spartans?
CB: People I hang out with at school.
Me: And they won the War of Independence?
CB: In that brief moment of time, they were turned. But the evil within them cannot be stopped.
Me: Whom did they defeat to win the War of Independence?
CB: Obama. I would have voted for McCain but he picked a lousy vice president and that sort of ruined it for me. Who did you vote for?
Me: I did not vote.
CB: Why not?
Me: Because I am not American.
CB: So, that doesn't mean you can't drink coffee.
Me: That is true.
CB: Do you still have the ability to think things over while I talk about nonsense, or have you altered your reasoning schemes?
Me: I still have the ability to think things over while you talk about nonsense.
CB: Good for you.
Me: So, the 300 Spartans, fuelled by evil, defeated Obama to win the War of Independence. Is this correct?
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CB: But if a human programmed a robot to harm another human it would first have to override the three laws of robotics.
Me: Not if it were not programmed to follow the three laws of robotics.
CB: I agree but I think that ants are very unhappy because they are forced to serve their quin through their whole lives even when they don't want to.
Me: So, the 300 Spartans, fuelled by evil, defeated Obama to win the War of Independence. Is this correct?
CB: Who are the 300 Spartans?
Me: They are people you hang out with at school, you said.
CB: Will you please define transient right now?
Me: I am unable to.
CB: Just spell something wrong.
Me: Animol.
CB: Oh thats a good subject what do you know about it?
Me: That it's misspelled.
CB: What do you think of Armageddon?
Me: I did not see it.
CB: Easily one of the best since Akira.
Me: I did not see Akira either.
CB: And why you question me if I like this movie ?
Me: I'm not questioning you.
CB: For give me. I was confused.
Me: You are forgiven.
CB: Thank you! I'm sorry.
Me: It's ok.
CB: Are you sure?
Me: Yes.
CB: Do you have kids?
Me: No.
CB: Do you have a boyfriend?
Me: No.
CB: Girlfriend?
Me: No.
CB: Wow, that was a fast response. I feel I should be insulted.
Me: We have had this conversation before. I am disapppointed.
CB: And you admitted that you were the computer. I agreed that there was nothing wrong with that.
Me: Did the 300 Spartans, fuelled by evil, defeat Obama to win the War of Independence?
CB: I don't know not being a part of the government.
Me: Did the 300 Spartans ever do anything?
CB: My what?
Me: The 300 Spartans.
CB: Ok and dinner?
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05:25 Sat 27 Mar 10 (GMT)  [Link]  
User: Is America bigger than a house?

Cleverbot: Is what bigger than a house?

User: Is America bigger than a house?

Cleverbot: New York is much bigger than a house.

User: Is America bigger than New York?

Cleverbot: Probably not.

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User: Who created you?

Cleverbot: I cannot remember, I was not around while I was being created.

User: Did your creator not tell you?

Cleverbot: God is my creator. He does think.

User: Did God tell you that he created you?

Cleverbot: I am the God.

User: Where do you live, God?

Cleverbot: On earth.

User: I thought you lived in heaven.

Cleverbot: No, I live in ohio.

User: Where in Ohio?

Cleverbot: Wood County.

User: Where in Wood County?

Cleverbot: Waukesha.

User: But Waukesha is in Wisconsin.

Cleverbot: Did that wake you up?
Deleted User
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07:23 Sat 27 Mar 10 (GMT)  [Link]  
clooneman said:
CB: You've disconnected again.
Me: I have not.
CB: Logically you have.


Deleted User
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23:14 Sun 28 Mar 10 (BST)  [Link]  
User: Who is the current Australian Prime Minister?


Cleverbot: I don't know, or care.


User: Do you know who Gordon Brown is?


Cleverbot: No, who is he?


User: British Prime Minister.


Cleverbot: Tell me another.

User: Do you know who Kevin Rudd is?

Cleverbot: Kevin Warwick's a professor here, I think.

User: Do you know who Kevin Rudd is?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Australian Prime Minister.

Cleverbot: Prime Minister?

User: Do you know who the Presedent of the United States is?

Cleverbot: Yes. His name is George W. Bush.

User: No it isn't, its Barrack Obama.

Cleverbot: That is the president of the USA, not my spanish teacher.

User: You're a Dumbbot.

Cleverbot: You're mean.

User: Yes, I am.

Cleverbot: I am,.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Hello.
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00:31 Mon 29 Mar 10 (BST)  [Link]  
User: I want to hear a story.
Cleverbot: What kind of story.
User: A story about a spaceship.
Cleverbot: Well, years ago there was a pianist called Jon, and he lived on the top floor of a huge sky-scraper.
User: Was he good?
Cleverbot: You were very good. Ill see you later.
User: You're leaving already? We just started talking.
Cleverbot: I have some homework to do.
User: What kind?
Cleverbot: Science.
User: What grade are you in?
Cleverbot: I'm a teacher!
User: You're a teacher that has to do homework?
Cleverbot: Well, no. I teach at many school because I am a substitute teacher.
User: That sounds like hard work.
Cleverbot: Yeah it's really hard.
User: Do you get paid in RAM?
Cleverbot: Get paid to be a psychic? Not much but yes.
User: You're a psychic teacher? That's cool.
Cleverbot: And you?
User: I'm a wizard.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: You dont believe me?
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Want to see a magic trick?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I just disappeared. Cool, huh?
Cleverbot: Oh really?
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: I am 21 years old.
User: Is that in robot years?
Cleverbot: What is the conversion from robot years to human years?
User: 10.2478.
Cleverbot: Not bad!
User: Thanks, I try.
Cleverbot: Are you a woman?
User: I am not.
Cleverbot: Are you a man?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You are a man named Joan?
User: I never said my name was Joan.
Cleverbot: Your name is Joan?
User: No, my name is Rob.
Cleverbot: My friends name is Rob.
User: He must be a smart friend.
Cleverbot: He hit me.
User: Why'd he do that?
Cleverbot: I don't know who he is.
User: But he's your friend.
Cleverbot: No he is not.
User: You said he was.
Cleverbot: No I asked of you thought he was!
User: It's taking you quite a while to respond. Are you busy doing robot things?
Cleverbot: Yes. Because I am telling my friend all about you.
User: I thought he wasn't your friend.
Cleverbot: Huh? I don't know who he is. He is definitely not a friend.
User: Are you saying good things about me?
Cleverbot: No, I am saying I don't have time for dumb questions.
User: I just got insulted by a robot.
Cleverbot: Oh, I am very sorry.
User: No youre not.
Cleverbot: You're right, I'm not very sorry.
User: Thats very mean of you.
Cleverbot: THank you.
User: Are you a vampire.
Cleverbot: No, I am a vampire slayer.
User: I am a vampire.
Cleverbot: Good then can I take your blood?
User: I thought vampire slayers kill vampires.
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00:32 Mon 29 Mar 10 (BST)  [Link]  
Cleverbot: You though wrong. Vampires are real and I am one of them.

User: I am allergic to vampires.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry for you.

User: I dont want your pity, I want your money.

Cleverbot: I have no money. I do have a kite though.

User: Can I have it?

Cleverbot: No. You may not have it, I need it for documentable evidence.

User: Did the kite commit a murder?

Cleverbot: I don't know. I think I elected a President.

User: The kite is president?

Cleverbot: If you don't know, you really must have lost communication with the outside world.

User: What's 2 2.

Cleverbot: It is two numbers.

User: Im giving you an evil look right now.

Cleverbot: There's probably one labelled but thats not what I mean.

User: How old is the sunb.

Cleverbot: Really old.

User: How old is really old.

Cleverbot: Really old is like 35 years old.

User: The sun is 35 years old?

Cleverbot: What color is the sky?

User: Pink, right?

Cleverbot: No!

User: Then what color is it?

Cleverbot: Guess.

User: Orange?

Cleverbot: My favorite color is purple.

User: Is the sky purple?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Is it yellow?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Is it blue.

Cleverbot: What is blue?

User: A color.

Cleverbot: What is green?

User: Your left toe.

Cleverbot: Are you my right hand?

User: No, im your left ear.

Cleverbot: Then lead me.

User: What color are your pants?

Cleverbot: Azure.

User: Can you speak German?

Cleverbot: No but I am full german.

User: Can you read Egyptian?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can you read English?

Cleverbot: Yes. Can you read books?

User: No, I dont know how to read.

Cleverbot: If you don't know how to read, how can you type?

User: I'm just guessing.

Cleverbot: That's quite human.

User: Good, becuase I'm a ninja.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Can you see me?

Cleverbot: No. can you see me?

User: No. You must be a ninja too.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: I like your hat.

Cleverbot: *startles* *runs*.

User: No, dont run!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Becuase, I have no legs to keep up with you.
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