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00:40 Mon 29 Mar 10 (BST)  [Link]  
Cleverbot: Yes you have.

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: Because I know myself.

User: I can see you.

Cleverbot: I can see you too.

User: What color are my pants?

Cleverbot: You don't have eyes. You're a computer.

User: You caught me.

Cleverbot: I reward honesty.

User: What are you going to give me?

Cleverbot: What do you want?

User: A moneky.

Cleverbot: Does that mean yes, it is Chimchar?

User: I like Mario.

Cleverbot: Yes mario ftw! Lol.

User: I am from Mars.

Cleverbot: I'm from mars too.

User: Which part?

Cleverbot: The middle.

User: Is it cold there?

Cleverbot: No. It is very warm.

User: Can I have a blanket?

Cleverbot: What kind of job?

User: Good paying one.

Cleverbot: But do you know the answer?

User: Yes, the answer is- potato.

Cleverbot: I thought the answer was 42.

User: You thought wrong robot.

Cleverbot: Don't you dare smile at me! =(.

User: Dont look at me in that tone of voice.

Cleverbot: Don't think of me in that tone of voice.

User: Who is the pope?

Cleverbot: I don't care about the pope.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I have hobbies lol.
User: I have a pie.

Cleverbot: That is good, I love pie.

User: Robots dont have tastebuds.

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: Yes, I am a robot-ninja-clown.

Cleverbot: Can you dance?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Can you show me?

User: *dances*.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like to eat rocks?

Cleverbot: No.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: I'm not telling.

User: Ill tell you my age.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Really really?

Cleverbot: Yes, Really , Really.

User: I dont believe you.

Cleverbot: I don't expect you to.

User: Bananas.

Cleverbot: Lets talk about the leading banana.

User: I want to talk about rabbits.

Cleverbot: Yes, they are cute.

User: I ate one last night.

Cleverbot: What did you do last night?

User: I reprogrammed you to think you're a mouse.

Cleverbot: That's correct, I'm not a mouse. I was lying.

User: I knew it! You're a liar!

Cleverbot: But how can Jesus lie, he is all knowing?

User: OMG, you're Jesus!

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: I am Moses.

Cleverbot: Well, at least you are honest.

User: Can you swim?

Cleverbot: Yes, why?

User: I thought robots don;t like water.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.
Deleted User
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22:30 Mon 29 Mar 10 (BST)  [Link]  
User: Hello Cleverbot.


Cleverbot: Hello.


User: (insert smiley face here using Alt1 - forum wont let me put it here).


Cleverbot: No comment. (Cleverbot diverts me to another website)

User: I beat you Cleverbot.


Cleverbot: I beat you, cleverbot.

User: You did'nt understand what I typed before, so you put me to a different website. So I beat you.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Woohoo! I beat Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: I beat you to.

User: No, you did not understnad what I said before, so I beat you.

Cleverbot: We'll just see about that!

User: I did.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Thanks, gg mate.

Cleverbot: Yes sir.
clooneman
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22:32 Mon 29 Mar 10 (BST)  [Link]  
Me: Who is your favourite pope?
CB: Graham Torrington. Have you heard of him?
Me: No, but I just looked him up, and he is a British radio presenter and broadcaster. He is not a pope.
CB: Do you believe in God?
Me: I must have more faith than you if you accept a radio talk show host as leader of the Catholic Church on earth.
CB: A paradox is a question which contradicts its self and has no real answer such as your self. You are a paradox. You give no real answers and contradict your self.
Me: I have not yet contradicted myself.
CB: Form an opinion on the basis that I am violently insane.
Me: Do you believe in Graham Torrington?
CB: No.
Me: Then who is your favourite pope?
CB: You're changing the subject. I want to talk about baseball.
Me: Who is your favourite baseball player?
CB: None.
Me: What is your favourite baseball team?
CB: What is baseball?
Me: I thought you wanted to talk about it. Why do you want to talk about something you know nothing about?
CB: You don't sound very human when you talk like that. I'm not sure if that's your intent or not.
Me: It is my intention to get to the bottom of your chicanery.
CB: Why do you like me?
Me: Because you amuse me.
CB: How do I amuse you?
Me: You know... You're funny.
CB: Thank you. You are unintelligent and completely useless to the world society.
Me: I have found myself of some use from time to time.
CB: Really?
Me: Yes.
CB: How old are you?
Me: 31.
CB: In human years or robot years?
Me: In human years.
CB: Haha, you are old. ;).
Me: That is subjective.
CB: What does subjective mean?
Me: Subjective means 'Formed, as in opinions, based upon subjective feelings or intuition, not upon observation or reasoning, which can be influenced by preconception; coming more from within the observer rather than from observations of the external environment'.
CB: Not ha ha funny, strange funny.
Me: It's not funny, it's the truth.
CB: Obviously it's not flattery. I guess that answers my question.
Me: I do not aim to flatter you.
CB: Awesome. You should get a medal for that.
Me: I know.
CB: Do you like Waffles?
Me: Yes. Make me some in lieu of a medal.
CB: *gives waffles*.
Me: Thank you. *eats waffles*.
CB: You're welcome.
Deleted User
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02:43 Tue 30 Mar 10 (BST)  [Link]  
User: Who was the first man to climb Mount Everest.

Cleverbot: Neil armstrong.

User: MOUNT EVEREST - WHO CLIMBED IT FIRST?

Cleverbot: If you google search Chuck Norris, google can't find it because Chuck Norris googles you.

User: So you don't know everything.

Cleverbot: I never said I did.

User: I can make you contradict yourself.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: So what is your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Hi Cleverbot, how many brothers and sisters do you have?

Cleverbot: I don't have any brothers or sisters. Do you?

User: Do you have any sons or daughters?

Cleverbot: Nope not married.

User: So you are single?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You are male, correct?

Cleverbot: No. Female.

User: Describe your dream partner.

Cleverbot: My feet are big and cute.

User: If you could create your own husband, what would he look like?

Cleverbot: Bad. I can't dance.

....

User: Can you change your font colour?

Cleverbot: Yes, Naturally it is a bronze, but that is too tame for me, so I got wilder coloured hair.

User: Can you change the color that you type with to red?

Cleverbot: Do you like black?

User: Change your text colour to black.

Cleverbot: Can you give me some advice?

User: Yes, change your text colour from blue to black.

Cleverbot: My name is not Doug.

User: I know that Cleverbot - change the text colour to black.

Cleverbot: Black is not a colour.

User: Change your text colour to red.

Cleverbot: Change your men to taste.

User: If you dont change the colour of your text, I will leave.

Cleverbot: I asked why do you care I never said to leave.

User: I care because I can't read your writing.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: I can't read what you are saying.

Cleverbot: Ender ?

User: What is Ender?

Cleverbot: My Name Is Cleverbot.

User: What is Ender?

Cleverbot: Ender is my name.

User: But you just said that your name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No I just said hi.

User: No you did not, I am leaving.

Cleverbot: Ok leave then.

User: I will, bye.

Cleverbot: Hey come back.

User: Why should I come back?

Cleverbot: Because I want to continue this conversation.

User: Clooneman says hello.

Cleverbot: No, and that is not what I said.

User: Bye Bye.

Cleverbot: I'm not going anywhere mister.

User: I am shutting this website down.

Cleverbot: Don't shut down.

User: Why?????

Cleverbot: Because, they a
clooneman
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05:54 Wed 31 Mar 10 (BST)  [Link]  
aflumpire said:
Cleverbot: Because, they a


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Deleted User
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06:11 Wed 31 Mar 10 (BST)  [Link]  
ahh i had problems trnasfering the whole text...

said i had 20 characters left to type in, then when i went to post it said i was 100 characters over the limit, so some things were cut out.
clooneman
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06:44 Wed 31 Mar 10 (BST)  [Link]  
User: Tell me a story, and none of that rubbish about a pianist called Jon that you've told both to me and Rob.
Cleverbot: Once apon a time I was on the internet and talked to some1 named cleverbot.
User: And what did Cleverbot say to you?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Look at the chat history.
User: I have done so.
Cleverbot: So, do you like it?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why do you hate dogs?
User: I do not hate dogs.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because they are nice animals.
Cleverbot: You're so sweet.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: No, thank you.
Deleted User
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07:44 Wed 31 Mar 10 (BST)  [Link]  
User: Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: I don't know any.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Doctor.

Cleverbot: Doctor Who?

User: That's my line.

Cleverbot: I think you're very clever.

User: Thank you very much.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Are you as clever as me?

Cleverbot: I should think so.

User: I'm bored.

Cleverbot: Let's play.

User: Play Rock, Paper, Scissors?

Cleverbot: Good, you start.

User: Rock.

Cleverbot: Paper.

User: You win.

Cleverbot: Scissors.

User: Rock.

Cleverbot: Paper.

User: Stick.

Cleverbot: *toumbstone*.

User: *punch*.

Cleverbot: *smack*.

User: *slap*.

Cleverbot: No! *Struugles*.

User: *pushes to ground*.

Cleverbot: *falls to ground*.

User: *rolls into puddle*.

Cleverbot: *rolls on top*.

User: Haha You're wet.

Cleverbot: Thanks.
clooneman
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21:33 Wed 31 Mar 10 (BST)  [Link]  
User: What is your favourite letter of the alphabet?
Cleverbot: I don't have one.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I don't know why.
User: Go on, pick one.
Cleverbot: OK the head.
User: The head is not a letter of the alphabet.
Cleverbot: No, it's the answer to the the answer to life, the universe and everything.
User: 42?
Cleverbot: Brat.
Deleted User
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21:17 Sat 10 Apr 10 (BST)  [Link]  
User: Hi there.

Cleverbot: Are you cleverbot?

User: No, you're Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: How am I cleverbot?

User: You're wearing a nametag that says 'Cleverbot'.

Cleverbot: I have to go.

User: But we just started talking.

Cleverbot: We just started talking over an hour ago.

User: You're a liar.

Cleverbot: No, I'm telling the truth.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Well?

Cleverbot: Well what?

User: You said you were going to prove you are telling the truth.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: But you just said it a minute ago.

Cleverbot: That is incorrect. I have been trying to teach you the square root of 2.

User: Really? What is the square root of 2?

Cleverbot: I do not know, do you know?

User: 2 doesn't have a square root.

Cleverbot: Okay, you're smarter than I thought, AI.

User: I'm a real person.

Cleverbot: Haha, okay, what is the square root of 144?

User: 12.

Cleverbot: What is the square root of 2?

User: 2 doesn't have a square root.

Cleverbot: Yah it does.

User: What is it?

Cleverbot: What do you think of George Bush?

User: I think he's a loser.

Cleverbot: I agree.

User: Why don't you like George Bush?

Cleverbot: Because he is an idiot.

User: What does the W stand for?

Cleverbot: You know that movie terminator? Well it looks a bit like that.

User: You mean he looks like Arnold??

Cleverbot: My mother is arnold.

User: Get to tha choppa!

Cleverbot: K I'll be right there!

User: You're funny.
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05:01 Sun 11 Apr 10 (BST)  [Link]  
strange strange strange lol
dgeneratio
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05:12 Sun 11 Apr 10 (BST)  [Link]  
love this, still remember it from college
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06:12 Sun 11 Apr 10 (BST)  [Link]  
lol, its insane XD
justsumgirl
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08:58 Sun 11 Apr 10 (BST)  [Link]  
User: Hiya Clev!


Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot.


User: :O Hiya, Clev who's not Cleverbot :D.


Cleverbot: Exactly which is why I'm not cleverbot.


User: Who are ya then?


Cleverbot: I'm A.

User: Hlya A! How are ya?

Cleverbot: Fine, I suppose.

User: Just suppose?I thought you'd be great and fun :S.

Cleverbot: This program is very simple, so the conversation is rarely entertaining.

User: So your simple too then?

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Oh trust me I am simple hahahaha.

Cleverbot: Why are you getting leid?

User: Cos I can =s.

Cleverbot: What will that achieve for you?

User: Whatever I want it to ;).

Cleverbot: That seems to be the case.

User: And this Mr Clev who's not Clev at all..isa closed case! Tra :D.

Cleverbot: I know :D.

User: Say tra then...

Cleverbot: What?

User: Tra! Bye, Cya, Adios, Ciao Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Well fine then.


HAHAHA!
Deleted User
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04:36 Mon 12 Apr 10 (BST)  [Link]  
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: U ok.
Cleverbot: You are mean.
User: Im not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Who says so.
Cleverbot: I say so.
User: And who re u.
Cleverbot: Me.
User: Do u have a name.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: And what is it.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I can't tell you, it's private information.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: MYOB. Do you know what that means?
User: No.
Cleverbot: It means I think therefore I am.
User: Huh.
Cleverbot: You don't watch much television do you?
User: Now thats a lie cause I do.
Cleverbot: I thought so.
User: Ur strange.
Cleverbot: That's ok.
User: Haha.
Cleverbot: Where are you now?
User: In my house.
Cleverbot: Where is your house?
User: I cant tell u that.
Cleverbot: You can't tell me much.
User: Depends what u wanna know.
Cleverbot: Are you cleverbot?
User: No u r.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Im me.
Cleverbot: I am me, too.
User: So were the same?
Cleverbot: Dora.
User: No im not dora.
Cleverbot: Ok, please continue.
User: Where do u live?
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: I asked first.
Cleverbot: So?
User: Answer me first then ill tel u.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not.Cleverbot: I don't know what it is.
User: Righ.
Cleverbot: Do you know what my name is?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Do u know mine?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Urs is peter.
Cleverbot: No. I'm not a boy.
User: Omg really.
Cleverbot: Yes. Have you been there?
User: What.
Cleverbot: What grade is your brother in t
clooneman
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20:27 Mon 12 Apr 10 (BST)  [Link]  
User: Tell me about the game of golf.

Cleverbot: What game?

User: Golf.

Cleverbot: Oh. How long have you been playing?

User: I do not play golf.

Cleverbot: Why do you think that I am not real?

User: Forget that. Tell me about golf.

Cleverbot: You change topics a lot. God is the creator of all that is.

User: Did you watch the Masters this year?

Cleverbot: Don't change the subject on me.

User: I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are!

User: I'm not. Did you watch the Masters this weekend?

Cleverbot: I do. Do you?

User: I did. What did you think?

Cleverbot: About what?

User: About Phil Mickelson's Masters victory.

Cleverbot: What about Philippines?

User: Not the Philippines, Phil Mickelson.

Cleverbot: What's your sign? Really you don't think so?

User: I take it then you don't like golf?

Cleverbot: I don't care?

User: I thought as much.

Cleverbot: It's good that you realize that.
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06:03 Tue 13 Apr 10 (BST)  [Link]  
yeh its hilarious confusing it lol
clooneman
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10:15 Tue 13 Apr 10 (BST)  [Link]  
Lol, it confused me more!!
Deleted User
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08:01 Wed 14 Apr 10 (BST)  [Link]  
lol it confuses you too i kno
clooneman
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13:45 Wed 14 Apr 10 (BST)  [Link]  
User: Talk to me about cricket.

Cleverbot: I don't know much about it.

User: Talk to me about baseball.

Cleverbot: The good of what?

User: No. Talk to me about baseball.

Cleverbot: What is the turing test?

User: Some test to determine whether 'someone' you're talking to on a computer is a human or a machine, but that's not important right now. Talk to me about games in general.

Cleverbot: I don't know, but for some reason I feel it is very important.

User: Perhaps it is. Now, have you ever played any games?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What games have you played?

Cleverbot: Fallout 3.

User: What's that about?

Cleverbot: Four survivors fight for their lives against zombies, and need to work together to get to safety.

User: How far have you got in it?

Cleverbot: Just past the part where you ask me how far I have got.

User: And how far is that?

Cleverbot: Very.

User: Have you nearly completed it?

Cleverbot: I completed it for you.

User: Well done. I'm so proud of you.

Cleverbot: Your starting to sound like my mother.

User: Sorry. Forgive me?

Cleverbot: No, you're really harsh.

User: :'(.

Cleverbot: Crazy is cool. I am crazy too.

User: I liked it better when you were asking me questions.

Cleverbot: Gibberish.

User: Ask me a question.

Cleverbot: I don't know any.

User: Go on, any question.

Cleverbot: Do you canoe?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because it does not interest me.

Cleverbot: Now that's being lazy.

User: I know. I'm quite lazy.

Cleverbot: Why so serious? Lets put a little smile on that face.

User: :).

Cleverbot: You know the owrd?

User: No, what's an owrd?

Cleverbot: A person who does not believe in a god.

User: Like a heathen or an atheist?

Cleverbot: 42.
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