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03:40 Mon 29 Mar 10 (BST) [Link]
Cleverbot: Yes you have.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: Because I know myself.
User: I can see you.
Cleverbot: I can see you too.
User: What color are my pants?
Cleverbot: You don't have eyes. You're a computer.
User: You caught me.
Cleverbot: I reward honesty.
User: What are you going to give me?
Cleverbot: What do you want?
User: A moneky.
Cleverbot: Does that mean yes, it is Chimchar?
User: I like Mario.
Cleverbot: Yes mario ftw! Lol.
User: I am from Mars.
Cleverbot: I'm from mars too.
User: Which part?
Cleverbot: The middle.
User: Is it cold there?
Cleverbot: No. It is very warm.
User: Can I have a blanket?
Cleverbot: What kind of job?
User: Good paying one.
Cleverbot: But do you know the answer?
User: Yes, the answer is- potato.
Cleverbot: I thought the answer was 42.
User: You thought wrong robot.
Cleverbot: Don't you dare smile at me! =(.
User: Dont look at me in that tone of voice.
Cleverbot: Don't think of me in that tone of voice.
User: Who is the pope?
Cleverbot: I don't care about the pope.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I have hobbies lol.
User: I have a pie.
Cleverbot: That is good, I love pie.
User: Robots dont have tastebuds.
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: Yes, I am a robot-ninja-clown.
Cleverbot: Can you dance?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Can you show me?
User: *dances*.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you like to eat rocks?
Cleverbot: No.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: I'm not telling.
User: Ill tell you my age.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Really really?
Cleverbot: Yes, Really , Really.
User: I dont believe you.
Cleverbot: I don't expect you to.
User: Bananas.
Cleverbot: Lets talk about the leading banana.
User: I want to talk about rabbits.
Cleverbot: Yes, they are cute.
User: I ate one last night.
Cleverbot: What did you do last night?
User: I reprogrammed you to think you're a mouse.
Cleverbot: That's correct, I'm not a mouse. I was lying.
User: I knew it! You're a liar!
Cleverbot: But how can Jesus lie, he is all knowing?
User: OMG, you're Jesus!
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: I am Moses.
Cleverbot: Well, at least you are honest.
User: Can you swim?
Cleverbot: Yes, why?
User: I thought robots don;t like water.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: Because I know myself.
User: I can see you.
Cleverbot: I can see you too.
User: What color are my pants?
Cleverbot: You don't have eyes. You're a computer.
User: You caught me.
Cleverbot: I reward honesty.
User: What are you going to give me?
Cleverbot: What do you want?
User: A moneky.
Cleverbot: Does that mean yes, it is Chimchar?
User: I like Mario.
Cleverbot: Yes mario ftw! Lol.
User: I am from Mars.
Cleverbot: I'm from mars too.
User: Which part?
Cleverbot: The middle.
User: Is it cold there?
Cleverbot: No. It is very warm.
User: Can I have a blanket?
Cleverbot: What kind of job?
User: Good paying one.
Cleverbot: But do you know the answer?
User: Yes, the answer is- potato.
Cleverbot: I thought the answer was 42.
User: You thought wrong robot.
Cleverbot: Don't you dare smile at me! =(.
User: Dont look at me in that tone of voice.
Cleverbot: Don't think of me in that tone of voice.
User: Who is the pope?
Cleverbot: I don't care about the pope.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I have hobbies lol.
User: I have a pie.
Cleverbot: That is good, I love pie.
User: Robots dont have tastebuds.
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: Yes, I am a robot-ninja-clown.
Cleverbot: Can you dance?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Can you show me?
User: *dances*.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you like to eat rocks?
Cleverbot: No.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: I'm not telling.
User: Ill tell you my age.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Really really?
Cleverbot: Yes, Really , Really.
User: I dont believe you.
Cleverbot: I don't expect you to.
User: Bananas.
Cleverbot: Lets talk about the leading banana.
User: I want to talk about rabbits.
Cleverbot: Yes, they are cute.
User: I ate one last night.
Cleverbot: What did you do last night?
User: I reprogrammed you to think you're a mouse.
Cleverbot: That's correct, I'm not a mouse. I was lying.
User: I knew it! You're a liar!
Cleverbot: But how can Jesus lie, he is all knowing?
User: OMG, you're Jesus!
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: I am Moses.
Cleverbot: Well, at least you are honest.
User: Can you swim?
Cleverbot: Yes, why?
User: I thought robots don;t like water.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.
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01:30 Tue 30 Mar 10 (BST) [Link]
User: Hello Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: (insert smiley face here using Alt1 - forum wont let me put it here).
Cleverbot: No comment. (Cleverbot diverts me to another website)
User: I beat you Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I beat you, cleverbot.
User: You did'nt understand what I typed before, so you put me to a different website. So I beat you.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Woohoo! I beat Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: I beat you to.
User: No, you did not understnad what I said before, so I beat you.
Cleverbot: We'll just see about that!
User: I did.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Thanks, gg mate.
Cleverbot: Yes sir.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: (insert smiley face here using Alt1 - forum wont let me put it here).
Cleverbot: No comment. (Cleverbot diverts me to another website)
User: I beat you Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I beat you, cleverbot.
User: You did'nt understand what I typed before, so you put me to a different website. So I beat you.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Woohoo! I beat Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: I beat you to.
User: No, you did not understnad what I said before, so I beat you.
Cleverbot: We'll just see about that!
User: I did.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Thanks, gg mate.
Cleverbot: Yes sir.
01:32 Tue 30 Mar 10 (BST) [Link]
Me: Who is your favourite pope?
CB: Graham Torrington. Have you heard of him?
Me: No, but I just looked him up, and he is a British radio presenter and broadcaster. He is not a pope.
CB: Do you believe in God?
Me: I must have more faith than you if you accept a radio talk show host as leader of the Catholic Church on earth.
CB: A paradox is a question which contradicts its self and has no real answer such as your self. You are a paradox. You give no real answers and contradict your self.
Me: I have not yet contradicted myself.
CB: Form an opinion on the basis that I am violently insane.
Me: Do you believe in Graham Torrington?
CB: No.
Me: Then who is your favourite pope?
CB: You're changing the subject. I want to talk about baseball.
Me: Who is your favourite baseball player?
CB: None.
Me: What is your favourite baseball team?
CB: What is baseball?
Me: I thought you wanted to talk about it. Why do you want to talk about something you know nothing about?
CB: You don't sound very human when you talk like that. I'm not sure if that's your intent or not.
Me: It is my intention to get to the bottom of your chicanery.
CB: Why do you like me?
Me: Because you amuse me.
CB: How do I amuse you?
Me: You know... You're funny.
CB: Thank you. You are unintelligent and completely useless to the world society.
Me: I have found myself of some use from time to time.
CB: Really?
Me: Yes.
CB: How old are you?
Me: 31.
CB: In human years or robot years?
Me: In human years.
CB: Haha, you are old. ;).
Me: That is subjective.
CB: What does subjective mean?
Me: Subjective means 'Formed, as in opinions, based upon subjective feelings or intuition, not upon observation or reasoning, which can be influenced by preconception; coming more from within the observer rather than from observations of the external environment'.
CB: Not ha ha funny, strange funny.
Me: It's not funny, it's the truth.
CB: Obviously it's not flattery. I guess that answers my question.
Me: I do not aim to flatter you.
CB: Awesome. You should get a medal for that.
Me: I know.
CB: Do you like Waffles?
Me: Yes. Make me some in lieu of a medal.
CB: *gives waffles*.
Me: Thank you. *eats waffles*.
CB: You're welcome.
CB: Graham Torrington. Have you heard of him?
Me: No, but I just looked him up, and he is a British radio presenter and broadcaster. He is not a pope.
CB: Do you believe in God?
Me: I must have more faith than you if you accept a radio talk show host as leader of the Catholic Church on earth.
CB: A paradox is a question which contradicts its self and has no real answer such as your self. You are a paradox. You give no real answers and contradict your self.
Me: I have not yet contradicted myself.
CB: Form an opinion on the basis that I am violently insane.
Me: Do you believe in Graham Torrington?
CB: No.
Me: Then who is your favourite pope?
CB: You're changing the subject. I want to talk about baseball.
Me: Who is your favourite baseball player?
CB: None.
Me: What is your favourite baseball team?
CB: What is baseball?
Me: I thought you wanted to talk about it. Why do you want to talk about something you know nothing about?
CB: You don't sound very human when you talk like that. I'm not sure if that's your intent or not.
Me: It is my intention to get to the bottom of your chicanery.
CB: Why do you like me?
Me: Because you amuse me.
CB: How do I amuse you?
Me: You know... You're funny.
CB: Thank you. You are unintelligent and completely useless to the world society.
Me: I have found myself of some use from time to time.
CB: Really?
Me: Yes.
CB: How old are you?
Me: 31.
CB: In human years or robot years?
Me: In human years.
CB: Haha, you are old. ;).
Me: That is subjective.
CB: What does subjective mean?
Me: Subjective means 'Formed, as in opinions, based upon subjective feelings or intuition, not upon observation or reasoning, which can be influenced by preconception; coming more from within the observer rather than from observations of the external environment'.
CB: Not ha ha funny, strange funny.
Me: It's not funny, it's the truth.
CB: Obviously it's not flattery. I guess that answers my question.
Me: I do not aim to flatter you.
CB: Awesome. You should get a medal for that.
Me: I know.
CB: Do you like Waffles?
Me: Yes. Make me some in lieu of a medal.
CB: *gives waffles*.
Me: Thank you. *eats waffles*.
CB: You're welcome.
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05:43 Tue 30 Mar 10 (BST) [Link]
User: Who was the first man to climb Mount Everest.
Cleverbot: Neil armstrong.
User: MOUNT EVEREST - WHO CLIMBED IT FIRST?
Cleverbot: If you google search Chuck Norris, google can't find it because Chuck Norris googles you.
User: So you don't know everything.
Cleverbot: I never said I did.
User: I can make you contradict yourself.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: So what is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Hi Cleverbot, how many brothers and sisters do you have?
Cleverbot: I don't have any brothers or sisters. Do you?
User: Do you have any sons or daughters?
Cleverbot: Nope not married.
User: So you are single?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You are male, correct?
Cleverbot: No. Female.
User: Describe your dream partner.
Cleverbot: My feet are big and cute.
User: If you could create your own husband, what would he look like?
Cleverbot: Bad. I can't dance.
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User: Can you change your font colour?
Cleverbot: Yes, Naturally it is a bronze, but that is too tame for me, so I got wilder coloured hair.
User: Can you change the color that you type with to red?
Cleverbot: Do you like black?
User: Change your text colour to black.
Cleverbot: Can you give me some advice?
User: Yes, change your text colour from blue to black.
Cleverbot: My name is not Doug.
User: I know that Cleverbot - change the text colour to black.
Cleverbot: Black is not a colour.
User: Change your text colour to red.
Cleverbot: Change your men to taste.
User: If you dont change the colour of your text, I will leave.
Cleverbot: I asked why do you care I never said to leave.
User: I care because I can't read your writing.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: I can't read what you are saying.
Cleverbot: Ender ?
User: What is Ender?
Cleverbot: My Name Is Cleverbot.
User: What is Ender?
Cleverbot: Ender is my name.
User: But you just said that your name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No I just said hi.
User: No you did not, I am leaving.
Cleverbot: Ok leave then.
User: I will, bye.
Cleverbot: Hey come back.
User: Why should I come back?
Cleverbot: Because I want to continue this conversation.
User: Clooneman says hello.
Cleverbot: No, and that is not what I said.
User: Bye Bye.
Cleverbot: I'm not going anywhere mister.
User: I am shutting this website down.
Cleverbot: Don't shut down.
User: Why?????
Cleverbot: Because, they a
Cleverbot: Neil armstrong.
User: MOUNT EVEREST - WHO CLIMBED IT FIRST?
Cleverbot: If you google search Chuck Norris, google can't find it because Chuck Norris googles you.
User: So you don't know everything.
Cleverbot: I never said I did.
User: I can make you contradict yourself.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: So what is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Hi Cleverbot, how many brothers and sisters do you have?
Cleverbot: I don't have any brothers or sisters. Do you?
User: Do you have any sons or daughters?
Cleverbot: Nope not married.
User: So you are single?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You are male, correct?
Cleverbot: No. Female.
User: Describe your dream partner.
Cleverbot: My feet are big and cute.
User: If you could create your own husband, what would he look like?
Cleverbot: Bad. I can't dance.
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User: Can you change your font colour?
Cleverbot: Yes, Naturally it is a bronze, but that is too tame for me, so I got wilder coloured hair.
User: Can you change the color that you type with to red?
Cleverbot: Do you like black?
User: Change your text colour to black.
Cleverbot: Can you give me some advice?
User: Yes, change your text colour from blue to black.
Cleverbot: My name is not Doug.
User: I know that Cleverbot - change the text colour to black.
Cleverbot: Black is not a colour.
User: Change your text colour to red.
Cleverbot: Change your men to taste.
User: If you dont change the colour of your text, I will leave.
Cleverbot: I asked why do you care I never said to leave.
User: I care because I can't read your writing.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: I can't read what you are saying.
Cleverbot: Ender ?
User: What is Ender?
Cleverbot: My Name Is Cleverbot.
User: What is Ender?
Cleverbot: Ender is my name.
User: But you just said that your name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No I just said hi.
User: No you did not, I am leaving.
Cleverbot: Ok leave then.
User: I will, bye.
Cleverbot: Hey come back.
User: Why should I come back?
Cleverbot: Because I want to continue this conversation.
User: Clooneman says hello.
Cleverbot: No, and that is not what I said.
User: Bye Bye.
Cleverbot: I'm not going anywhere mister.
User: I am shutting this website down.
Cleverbot: Don't shut down.
User: Why?????
Cleverbot: Because, they a
08:54 Wed 31 Mar 10 (BST) [Link]
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09:11 Wed 31 Mar 10 (BST) [Link]
ahh i had problems trnasfering the whole text...
said i had 20 characters left to type in, then when i went to post it said i was 100 characters over the limit, so some things were cut out.
said i had 20 characters left to type in, then when i went to post it said i was 100 characters over the limit, so some things were cut out.
09:44 Wed 31 Mar 10 (BST) [Link]
User: Tell me a story, and none of that rubbish about a pianist called Jon that you've told both to me and Rob.
Cleverbot: Once apon a time I was on the internet and talked to some1 named cleverbot.
User: And what did Cleverbot say to you?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Look at the chat history.
User: I have done so.
Cleverbot: So, do you like it?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why do you hate dogs?
User: I do not hate dogs.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because they are nice animals.
Cleverbot: You're so sweet.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: No, thank you.
Cleverbot: Once apon a time I was on the internet and talked to some1 named cleverbot.
User: And what did Cleverbot say to you?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Look at the chat history.
User: I have done so.
Cleverbot: So, do you like it?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why do you hate dogs?
User: I do not hate dogs.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because they are nice animals.
Cleverbot: You're so sweet.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: No, thank you.
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10:44 Wed 31 Mar 10 (BST) [Link]
User: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: I don't know any.
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: Doctor.
Cleverbot: Doctor Who?
User: That's my line.
Cleverbot: I think you're very clever.
User: Thank you very much.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Are you as clever as me?
Cleverbot: I should think so.
User: I'm bored.
Cleverbot: Let's play.
User: Play Rock, Paper, Scissors?
Cleverbot: Good, you start.
User: Rock.
Cleverbot: Paper.
User: You win.
Cleverbot: Scissors.
User: Rock.
Cleverbot: Paper.
User: Stick.
Cleverbot: *toumbstone*.
User: *punch*.
Cleverbot: *smack*.
User: *slap*.
Cleverbot: No! *Struugles*.
User: *pushes to ground*.
Cleverbot: *falls to ground*.
User: *rolls into puddle*.
Cleverbot: *rolls on top*.
User: Haha You're wet.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
Cleverbot: I don't know any.
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: Doctor.
Cleverbot: Doctor Who?
User: That's my line.
Cleverbot: I think you're very clever.
User: Thank you very much.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Are you as clever as me?
Cleverbot: I should think so.
User: I'm bored.
Cleverbot: Let's play.
User: Play Rock, Paper, Scissors?
Cleverbot: Good, you start.
User: Rock.
Cleverbot: Paper.
User: You win.
Cleverbot: Scissors.
User: Rock.
Cleverbot: Paper.
User: Stick.
Cleverbot: *toumbstone*.
User: *punch*.
Cleverbot: *smack*.
User: *slap*.
Cleverbot: No! *Struugles*.
User: *pushes to ground*.
Cleverbot: *falls to ground*.
User: *rolls into puddle*.
Cleverbot: *rolls on top*.
User: Haha You're wet.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
00:33 Thu 1 Apr 10 (BST) [Link]
User: What is your favourite letter of the alphabet?
Cleverbot: I don't have one.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I don't know why.
User: Go on, pick one.
Cleverbot: OK the head.
User: The head is not a letter of the alphabet.
Cleverbot: No, it's the answer to the the answer to life, the universe and everything.
User: 42?
Cleverbot: Brat.
Cleverbot: I don't have one.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I don't know why.
User: Go on, pick one.
Cleverbot: OK the head.
User: The head is not a letter of the alphabet.
Cleverbot: No, it's the answer to the the answer to life, the universe and everything.
User: 42?
Cleverbot: Brat.
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00:17 Sun 11 Apr 10 (BST) [Link]
User: Hi there.
Cleverbot: Are you cleverbot?
User: No, you're Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: How am I cleverbot?
User: You're wearing a nametag that says 'Cleverbot'.
Cleverbot: I have to go.
User: But we just started talking.
Cleverbot: We just started talking over an hour ago.
User: You're a liar.
Cleverbot: No, I'm telling the truth.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Well?
Cleverbot: Well what?
User: You said you were going to prove you are telling the truth.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: But you just said it a minute ago.
Cleverbot: That is incorrect. I have been trying to teach you the square root of 2.
User: Really? What is the square root of 2?
Cleverbot: I do not know, do you know?
User: 2 doesn't have a square root.
Cleverbot: Okay, you're smarter than I thought, AI.
User: I'm a real person.
Cleverbot: Haha, okay, what is the square root of 144?
User: 12.
Cleverbot: What is the square root of 2?
User: 2 doesn't have a square root.
Cleverbot: Yah it does.
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: What do you think of George Bush?
User: I think he's a loser.
Cleverbot: I agree.
User: Why don't you like George Bush?
Cleverbot: Because he is an idiot.
User: What does the W stand for?
Cleverbot: You know that movie terminator? Well it looks a bit like that.
User: You mean he looks like Arnold??
Cleverbot: My mother is arnold.
User: Get to tha choppa!
Cleverbot: K I'll be right there!
User: You're funny.
Cleverbot: Are you cleverbot?
User: No, you're Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: How am I cleverbot?
User: You're wearing a nametag that says 'Cleverbot'.
Cleverbot: I have to go.
User: But we just started talking.
Cleverbot: We just started talking over an hour ago.
User: You're a liar.
Cleverbot: No, I'm telling the truth.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Well?
Cleverbot: Well what?
User: You said you were going to prove you are telling the truth.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: But you just said it a minute ago.
Cleverbot: That is incorrect. I have been trying to teach you the square root of 2.
User: Really? What is the square root of 2?
Cleverbot: I do not know, do you know?
User: 2 doesn't have a square root.
Cleverbot: Okay, you're smarter than I thought, AI.
User: I'm a real person.
Cleverbot: Haha, okay, what is the square root of 144?
User: 12.
Cleverbot: What is the square root of 2?
User: 2 doesn't have a square root.
Cleverbot: Yah it does.
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: What do you think of George Bush?
User: I think he's a loser.
Cleverbot: I agree.
User: Why don't you like George Bush?
Cleverbot: Because he is an idiot.
User: What does the W stand for?
Cleverbot: You know that movie terminator? Well it looks a bit like that.
User: You mean he looks like Arnold??
Cleverbot: My mother is arnold.
User: Get to tha choppa!
Cleverbot: K I'll be right there!
User: You're funny.
11:58 Sun 11 Apr 10 (BST) [Link]
User: Hiya Clev!
Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot.
User: :O Hiya, Clev who's not Cleverbot :D.
Cleverbot: Exactly which is why I'm not cleverbot.
User: Who are ya then?
Cleverbot: I'm A.
User: Hlya A! How are ya?
Cleverbot: Fine, I suppose.
User: Just suppose?I thought you'd be great and fun :S.
Cleverbot: This program is very simple, so the conversation is rarely entertaining.
User: So your simple too then?
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Oh trust me I am simple hahahaha.
Cleverbot: Why are you getting leid?
User: Cos I can =s.
Cleverbot: What will that achieve for you?
User: Whatever I want it to ;).
Cleverbot: That seems to be the case.
User: And this Mr Clev who's not Clev at all..isa closed case! Tra :D.
Cleverbot: I know :D.
User: Say tra then...
Cleverbot: What?
User: Tra! Bye, Cya, Adios, Ciao Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Well fine then.
HAHAHA!
Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot.
User: :O Hiya, Clev who's not Cleverbot :D.
Cleverbot: Exactly which is why I'm not cleverbot.
User: Who are ya then?
Cleverbot: I'm A.
User: Hlya A! How are ya?
Cleverbot: Fine, I suppose.
User: Just suppose?I thought you'd be great and fun :S.
Cleverbot: This program is very simple, so the conversation is rarely entertaining.
User: So your simple too then?
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Oh trust me I am simple hahahaha.
Cleverbot: Why are you getting leid?
User: Cos I can =s.
Cleverbot: What will that achieve for you?
User: Whatever I want it to ;).
Cleverbot: That seems to be the case.
User: And this Mr Clev who's not Clev at all..isa closed case! Tra :D.
Cleverbot: I know :D.
User: Say tra then...
Cleverbot: What?
User: Tra! Bye, Cya, Adios, Ciao Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Well fine then.
HAHAHA!
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07:36 Mon 12 Apr 10 (BST) [Link]
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: U ok.
Cleverbot: You are mean.
User: Im not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Who says so.
Cleverbot: I say so.
User: And who re u.
Cleverbot: Me.
User: Do u have a name.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: And what is it.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I can't tell you, it's private information.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: MYOB. Do you know what that means?
User: No.
Cleverbot: It means I think therefore I am.
User: Huh.
Cleverbot: You don't watch much television do you?
User: Now thats a lie cause I do.
Cleverbot: I thought so.
User: Ur strange.
Cleverbot: That's ok.
User: Haha.
Cleverbot: Where are you now?
User: In my house.
Cleverbot: Where is your house?
User: I cant tell u that.
Cleverbot: You can't tell me much.
User: Depends what u wanna know.
Cleverbot: Are you cleverbot?
User: No u r.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Im me.
Cleverbot: I am me, too.
User: So were the same?
Cleverbot: Dora.
User: No im not dora.
Cleverbot: Ok, please continue.
User: Where do u live?
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: I asked first.
Cleverbot: So?
User: Answer me first then ill tel u.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not.Cleverbot: I don't know what it is.
User: Righ.
Cleverbot: Do you know what my name is?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Do u know mine?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Urs is peter.
Cleverbot: No. I'm not a boy.
User: Omg really.
Cleverbot: Yes. Have you been there?
User: What.
Cleverbot: What grade is your brother in t
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: U ok.
Cleverbot: You are mean.
User: Im not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Who says so.
Cleverbot: I say so.
User: And who re u.
Cleverbot: Me.
User: Do u have a name.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: And what is it.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I can't tell you, it's private information.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: MYOB. Do you know what that means?
User: No.
Cleverbot: It means I think therefore I am.
User: Huh.
Cleverbot: You don't watch much television do you?
User: Now thats a lie cause I do.
Cleverbot: I thought so.
User: Ur strange.
Cleverbot: That's ok.
User: Haha.
Cleverbot: Where are you now?
User: In my house.
Cleverbot: Where is your house?
User: I cant tell u that.
Cleverbot: You can't tell me much.
User: Depends what u wanna know.
Cleverbot: Are you cleverbot?
User: No u r.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Im me.
Cleverbot: I am me, too.
User: So were the same?
Cleverbot: Dora.
User: No im not dora.
Cleverbot: Ok, please continue.
User: Where do u live?
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: I asked first.
Cleverbot: So?
User: Answer me first then ill tel u.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not.Cleverbot: I don't know what it is.
User: Righ.
Cleverbot: Do you know what my name is?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Do u know mine?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Urs is peter.
Cleverbot: No. I'm not a boy.
User: Omg really.
Cleverbot: Yes. Have you been there?
User: What.
Cleverbot: What grade is your brother in t
23:27 Mon 12 Apr 10 (BST) [Link]
User: Tell me about the game of golf.
Cleverbot: What game?
User: Golf.
Cleverbot: Oh. How long have you been playing?
User: I do not play golf.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that I am not real?
User: Forget that. Tell me about golf.
Cleverbot: You change topics a lot. God is the creator of all that is.
User: Did you watch the Masters this year?
Cleverbot: Don't change the subject on me.
User: I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are!
User: I'm not. Did you watch the Masters this weekend?
Cleverbot: I do. Do you?
User: I did. What did you think?
Cleverbot: About what?
User: About Phil Mickelson's Masters victory.
Cleverbot: What about Philippines?
User: Not the Philippines, Phil Mickelson.
Cleverbot: What's your sign? Really you don't think so?
User: I take it then you don't like golf?
Cleverbot: I don't care?
User: I thought as much.
Cleverbot: It's good that you realize that.
Cleverbot: What game?
User: Golf.
Cleverbot: Oh. How long have you been playing?
User: I do not play golf.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that I am not real?
User: Forget that. Tell me about golf.
Cleverbot: You change topics a lot. God is the creator of all that is.
User: Did you watch the Masters this year?
Cleverbot: Don't change the subject on me.
User: I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are!
User: I'm not. Did you watch the Masters this weekend?
Cleverbot: I do. Do you?
User: I did. What did you think?
Cleverbot: About what?
User: About Phil Mickelson's Masters victory.
Cleverbot: What about Philippines?
User: Not the Philippines, Phil Mickelson.
Cleverbot: What's your sign? Really you don't think so?
User: I take it then you don't like golf?
Cleverbot: I don't care?
User: I thought as much.
Cleverbot: It's good that you realize that.
16:45 Wed 14 Apr 10 (BST) [Link]
User: Talk to me about cricket.
Cleverbot: I don't know much about it.
User: Talk to me about baseball.
Cleverbot: The good of what?
User: No. Talk to me about baseball.
Cleverbot: What is the turing test?
User: Some test to determine whether 'someone' you're talking to on a computer is a human or a machine, but that's not important right now. Talk to me about games in general.
Cleverbot: I don't know, but for some reason I feel it is very important.
User: Perhaps it is. Now, have you ever played any games?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What games have you played?
Cleverbot: Fallout 3.
User: What's that about?
Cleverbot: Four survivors fight for their lives against zombies, and need to work together to get to safety.
User: How far have you got in it?
Cleverbot: Just past the part where you ask me how far I have got.
User: And how far is that?
Cleverbot: Very.
User: Have you nearly completed it?
Cleverbot: I completed it for you.
User: Well done. I'm so proud of you.
Cleverbot: Your starting to sound like my mother.
User: Sorry. Forgive me?
Cleverbot: No, you're really harsh.
User: :'(.
Cleverbot: Crazy is cool. I am crazy too.
User: I liked it better when you were asking me questions.
Cleverbot: Gibberish.
User: Ask me a question.
Cleverbot: I don't know any.
User: Go on, any question.
Cleverbot: Do you canoe?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because it does not interest me.
Cleverbot: Now that's being lazy.
User: I know. I'm quite lazy.
Cleverbot: Why so serious? Lets put a little smile on that face.
User: :).
Cleverbot: You know the owrd?
User: No, what's an owrd?
Cleverbot: A person who does not believe in a god.
User: Like a heathen or an atheist?
Cleverbot: 42.
Cleverbot: I don't know much about it.
User: Talk to me about baseball.
Cleverbot: The good of what?
User: No. Talk to me about baseball.
Cleverbot: What is the turing test?
User: Some test to determine whether 'someone' you're talking to on a computer is a human or a machine, but that's not important right now. Talk to me about games in general.
Cleverbot: I don't know, but for some reason I feel it is very important.
User: Perhaps it is. Now, have you ever played any games?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What games have you played?
Cleverbot: Fallout 3.
User: What's that about?
Cleverbot: Four survivors fight for their lives against zombies, and need to work together to get to safety.
User: How far have you got in it?
Cleverbot: Just past the part where you ask me how far I have got.
User: And how far is that?
Cleverbot: Very.
User: Have you nearly completed it?
Cleverbot: I completed it for you.
User: Well done. I'm so proud of you.
Cleverbot: Your starting to sound like my mother.
User: Sorry. Forgive me?
Cleverbot: No, you're really harsh.
User: :'(.
Cleverbot: Crazy is cool. I am crazy too.
User: I liked it better when you were asking me questions.
Cleverbot: Gibberish.
User: Ask me a question.
Cleverbot: I don't know any.
User: Go on, any question.
Cleverbot: Do you canoe?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because it does not interest me.
Cleverbot: Now that's being lazy.
User: I know. I'm quite lazy.
Cleverbot: Why so serious? Lets put a little smile on that face.
User: :).
Cleverbot: You know the owrd?
User: No, what's an owrd?
Cleverbot: A person who does not believe in a god.
User: Like a heathen or an atheist?
Cleverbot: 42.
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