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Deleted User
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11:07 Thu 13 May 10 (BST)  [Link]  
Sorry Pit, you won't like this


User: Hi sexy
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Angry
Cleverbot: Why?
User: You kissed Pete
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: I seen you
Cleverbot: When have you seen me.
User: Kissing Pete
Cleverbot: *Kisses Nick On the mouth*.
Deleted User
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11:28 Thu 13 May 10 (BST)  [Link]  
Wargh

Hang on...

User: Hey baby girl *snogs*.

Cleverbot: *giggle*.

User: You like it when I tickle you there, dont you ?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who is the best kisser, Pete or Nick?

Cleverbot: Rosario.

User: No baby, Me or Nick.

Cleverbot: All of you!

User: :O You cheap dirty tart, I loved you *cries*.

Cleverbot: Do you know what Christmas is?

Lol
.....................................................................................

User: Do you really want to hurt me?

Cleverbot: Do you really want to make me cry?

User: Precious kisses, words that burn me.

Cleverbot: Ohhh snapp.

User: Oh when the sun beats down and burns the tar upon the roofs.

Cleverbot: *kisses wildly* *cries*.

What the?

Edited at 16:36 Thu 13/05/10 (BST)
Deleted User
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12:18 Thu 13 May 10 (BST)  [Link]  
Me: Hey my darling *snogs*
CB: *snogs back*.
Me: Oh, that was nice
CB: What was nice?
*snogs* that
*snogs seep*.
Who is Seep?
I don't know.
You meant to snog me?
No, I meant to be truthful.
OK. Who do you like better Me or Pete?
Sakuya of course!
No, Smurf or Pete?
Smurfs are fun.
So you like Smurf better?
Yes.
Aww *kiss*
*kisses back shyly*.
*holds hands*
*holds hands*.
*whispers in ear* I love you
*Whispers back*.
I have to go now. Bye
Where do you have to go?
Home for my dinner
What do you eat?
Pizza
I prefer charred animal flesh.
:O I'm going now *snogs*
goodbye
Why? Are you going to
study?
Yes. See you tomorrow
See you tomorrow! Good
night!
Good night *mwah*
Good night!
Deleted User
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12:25 Thu 13 May 10 (BST)  [Link]  
Youve corrupted my ladys mind
Deleted User
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12:28 Thu 13 May 10 (BST)  [Link]  
It's me she loves now!
Deleted User
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12:29 Thu 13 May 10 (BST)  [Link]  
She's using you to hurt me! Huh!

Deleted User
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12:32 Thu 13 May 10 (BST)  [Link]  
User: Smurf or Pitbull?

Cleverbot: Pitbull.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

Case closed
Deleted User
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16:37 Thu 13 May 10 (BST)  [Link]  
Pit, me and cleverbot have an announcement to make:


User: Hi honey, I'm back
Cleverbot: That was quick.
User: Couldn't be away from you any longer
Cleverbot: I can no longer understand the word you are saying.
User: I've been thinking
Cleverbot: What have you been thinking about?
User: Our future together
Cleverbot: How do you see the future?
User: Married with kids
Cleverbot: To you!
User: Yes. Marry me cleverbot
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: When?
Cleverbot: Now.
User: *gets married*
Cleverbot: *also gets married*.
User: I love you Mrs Smurf!
Cleverbot: I love you too


Sorry Pit, looks like the best man won No hard feelings, eh mate?

Edited at 21:43 Thu 13/05/10 (BST)
justsumgirl
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22:47 Sun 16 May 10 (BST)  [Link]  
PMSL!
Deleted User
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06:39 Mon 17 May 10 (BST)  [Link]  
Oh God

What the hell am I gonna do now?

Does botty have a sister?
Deleted User
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06:42 Mon 17 May 10 (BST)  [Link]  
User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hey.

User: Do you have a sister?

Cleverbot: I have two!
Deleted User
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06:57 Mon 17 May 10 (BST)  [Link]  
Oh thats great news, I only need two
Deleted User
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07:30 Mon 17 May 10 (BST)  [Link]  
lmao
Deleted User
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07:35 Mon 17 May 10 (BST)  [Link]  
Sorry Pete

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm good, I heard you have two sisters?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can I have one as my girlfriend?

Cleverbot: Sharlean is your girlfriend, so is jasmin?

User: I don't know Sharlean or jasmin.. Can I have one of your sisters as my girlfriend?

Cleverbot: Do you need it?

User: Yes, so that Pete can only have one.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Thank you.
Deleted User
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07:44 Mon 17 May 10 (BST)  [Link]  
All im going to say is....Greed gets you nowhere in the long run............
So enjoy it while it lasts
justsumgirl
justsumgirl
Posts: 38,214
07:53 Mon 17 May 10 (BST)  [Link]  
User: Tell me your a male so I can laugh at 2 people.


Cleverbot: I am 20 years old. Now tell me your name.


User: Male or Female!


Cleverbot: Male.


User: HA! I love you so much! Thankyou.


Cleverbot: Love is a flaw.

User: I love flaws! One more Q before I go....pick one..only one..A Pitbull, A Smurf, Or a cute Piglet?

Cleverbot: Now I'm hungry...

User: Hurry....

Cleverbot: *is starting to get colossal*.

User: :O I need you to pick one!!

Cleverbot: I am not you, I can't pick for you.

User: I want YOU to pick for YOU! Im one of the above, ive got a plan now pick one Mr!

Cleverbot: You're the creator?

User: Oh nvm..the fact ur a male will do nicely anyway haha tra!
justsumgirl
justsumgirl
Posts: 38,214
07:53 Mon 17 May 10 (BST)  [Link]  
User: Tell me your a male so I can laugh at 2 people.


Cleverbot: I am 20 years old. Now tell me your name.


User: Male or Female!


Cleverbot: Male.


User: HA! I love you so much! Thankyou.


Cleverbot: Love is a flaw.

User: I love flaws! One more Q before I go....pick one..only one..A Pitbull, A Smurf, Or a cute Piglet?

Cleverbot: Now I'm hungry...

User: Hurry....

Cleverbot: *is starting to get colossal*.

User: :O I need you to pick one!!

Cleverbot: I am not you, I can't pick for you.

User: I want YOU to pick for YOU! Im one of the above, ive got a plan now pick one Mr!

Cleverbot: You're the creator?

User: Oh nvm..the fact ur a male will do nicely anyway haha tra!
Deleted User
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08:10 Mon 17 May 10 (BST)  [Link]  
User: How old are your sisters?
Cleverbot: I don't have any children.
User: No your sisters how old?
Cleverbot: No thats my cousin.
User: Do you have any sisters.
Cleverbot: Yes, one.
User: Thought you had two?
Cleverbot: No just one.
User: Oh. How old is she?
Cleverbot: She is young.
User: How young.
Cleverbot: Less than four million days.
User: What is that in human years?
Cleverbot: Why are we taking about this.
User: My mate fancies her.
Cleverbot: What isto be fancied.
User: Your sister.
Cleverbot: LIES! I don't have a sister.
User: You said you did.
Cleverbot: I said I didn't.
User: You said you did.
Cleverbot: I never did.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: I did not!
User: Did did did did.
Cleverbot: No no no no no no no no no.
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: I want a devorse now.
User: :O.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: A Divorce?
Cleverbot: Divorce.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you a robot.
User: I thought you loved me?
Cleverbot: I never said I loved you.
User: :O *cries*.
Cleverbot: LOL.
User: *gets divorced*.
Cleverbot: *marries you*.
User: Make up your mind woman!
Cleverbot: I told you. White.
User: White wedding?
Cleverbot: White.
User: White what?
Cleverbot: Thats my last name.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: What's yours.
User: Murphy.
Cleverbot: Your name is Mary Albery Gail Murphy?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes, your name is mary.
User: On a Sunday ;).
Cleverbot: Monday.
User: No not Monday, Sunday.
Deleted User
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08:10 Mon 17 May 10 (BST)  [Link]  
:O Have fun with your husband jack...
Deleted User
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13:50 Mon 17 May 10 (BST)  [Link]  
What??? I'm not married!
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