basically, i got this idea cuz 69just_do_it was a wee bit miffed that nick let soz host midnight tournies when he asked first.

anyway, the rules are simple, just add a little bit to the script! do it in play form, example... Jerry- hello goo

another rule, you can add any mod or admin into the script, but no ordinary players! remember, jerry springer has a swearing bleep, so when you swear, just type "BLEEP!" thats about it, i'll start... oh, dont type too much at a time, make it 5 sentences at most? give people a chance! and above all, NO ABUSE!

Jerry- so, "just do it", why are you here

69just_do_it- well jerry, nick loves "soz"more than me, and i'm here to take back my man!

Audience- WOOOOO! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

shall i add what i added before?

soz (storming into the studio): take that back you m*****f******* ****face your man excuse me did i here you say a-YOUR MAN!? hes mine all mine sugar and i intend to keep him

audience: WOOOOOOOOOOO JERRY JERRY

hey can we bring in users as members of the audience?

lol good idea! but only if jerry asks an audience member for a question

69- oh, thats not what he was telling me the other night

Jerry- eeeww, sicko's

ok. i dont watch jerry so thatll have to be up to you

actually what the heck

jerry: ok we have a few questions from the audience now, er we're joined today by another member of the funkypool team nicknax, right here in our studio audience. ok nicknax lets start with you

nicknax: ok my question goes to both of you... HOW COULD YOU? i saw him first. he wouldnt have rejected me so coldly if it hadnt been for all of you. i should have realised. all those hours spent on the computer, the phonebills racking up... i just cant *breaks down into sobs*

jerry: ok lets have a big hand for him, hes been through a terrible ordeal

audience: wooooooooooooo jerry jerry jerry

lmao! we better quit this actually, Mr Moderator is not gonna be happy!

its only a bit of fun, they know its all in the name of comedy

yeah, but some mods and admins dont have a sense of humour. you know who i'm talking about

anyway i'm off the pool now, laters

ill go too i guess. seeya later. its our job to mock authority figures. most bands know theyve made it when someone does a parody of their stuff, and teachers know theyre repsected if people make jokes about them as opposed to just saying that they hate them

This thread is fine - just watch out for the language.

Edited at 06:39 Mon 6/06/05 (BST)

lol i wonder what it said before you edited it nicknax :-P

it said something like...

-just watch out this thread is for fine the language.

Edited at 12:31 Mon 6/06/05 (BST)

lol you edited that one too!!

anyway, our story continues...

nick- hey, i love all my admins and mods the same as eachother. they are like children to me

jerry- can i be a moderator please?

nick- no

jerry- :-(

audience: booooooooooooooooooooooo

raiden (standing up to shout above the crowd): stop sucking up jerry

lmao!

Jerry- BLEEP you!

raiden- oh, you wanna go?

Jerry- get him steve! (bauld security guard)

Jerry: we're gonna go to a commercial break now!

*after the break*

raiden waddles gingerly back to his seat, wincing in pain as he sits down. the security guy returns to his place doing up his flies

Derp says "wooooo !"

playerx enters with two miniguns from side door (hes been bench pressing so he can lift them) slaughters everyone but misleadyouth (gets misleadyouth to beg for his life for a bit) for playerx amusment, kills misleadyouth and walks of into the sunset laughing insanely