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16:55 Sun 4 Jul 10 (BST)  [Link]  
This was last post on old thread:

Sorry Gareth can't get spoiler to work laptop being gay


i'm glad you thought and did catch on
to what i'd written that day
was well confused with yer message
and just didn't know what to say.

so yer one of me pals i'll give you that
and to you i will take off me hat,
so as i keep sayin, just keep er lit
and i'll try rhymin the biggest load of
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17:10 Sun 4 Jul 10 (BST)  [Link]  
Here we are with a brand new thread,
Shout out loud and let the word spread,
That there's plenty more poems to go round,
Once this thread people have found,
So PM, Message, do whatever it takes,
To keep this going, for goodness sakes
Posts: 11,129
17:12 Sun 4 Jul 10 (BST)  [Link]  
well you shouldn't be messin
let that be your lesson,
so write some yer own,
mine aren't out for loan!
so come on flawless
or is it golden shot?
write us a poem
coz i'm losing the plot!
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17:47 Sun 4 Jul 10 (BST)  [Link]  
hey dont mad
or be sad
its only a game
im only the same
just calm down gaz
your like kaz
when she won her 1st 8 us final
but then lost the title
Posts: 11,129
19:06 Sun 4 Jul 10 (BST)  [Link]  
to whom it may concern (above lol)

never seen it happen before,
playin semi and first to four,
"not a virt!" he did say
so he just ran away
i was stunned and just fell to the floor!!
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10:02 Mon 5 Jul 10 (BST)  [Link]  
Wish my knee would hurry up and heal,
You've no idea of how bored I feel,
It's been like this for a week or two,
I'm stuck in the house with nothing to do,
Hours spent watching daytime chat shows,
Drives me up the walls, God only knows,
Oh what I'd give to be fit and well,
Free from these chains of boredom and Hell.
Posts: 11,129
18:21 Mon 5 Jul 10 (BST)  [Link]  
been there before had a ruptured lig
it really did hurt my knee
went straight to the bar after the match
a beer and bag of ice they gave me

t'was the next day i thought
that the pain it won't stop
so to hospital i did go
they had a jeff juke
and proceeded to put
plaster from my butt to my toe!

as if that weren't enough
again i got duffed
tib and fib in my right leg got smashed
the pain it was bad
it drove me feckin mad
and my football career was now past

so i dander around
tryin to scrape a few pound
dreams of playin for accrington done
so the beers keep on flowin
and the smokes keep me goin
all i can say is just have lots of fun
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18:48 Mon 5 Jul 10 (BST)  [Link]  
Cruciate, oh cruciate, what are you doin'?
Did I really put you in that much of a ruin?
A little bump or a tiny knock,
Then you decide to go and lock,
I try to bend but you become tight,
I try and try with all my might,
I'll have to go under the knife,
Just so that I can get on with my life
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22:53 Mon 5 Jul 10 (BST)  [Link]  
ok so there is a new thread
let me find a poem in my head
to liven everyone feelings
dont forget to bin the peelings

i hope i find a poem somewhere
please dont let it be a bear
i do not want to say, help
but all i can find is kelp

if only i could find a poem to express my happiness
then i could replace my words found from laziness
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04:10 Tue 6 Jul 10 (BST)  [Link]  
wow a new thread paula will be happy

nice poems so far keep it up
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05:41 Tue 6 Jul 10 (BST)  [Link]  
King of the hill
what a joke !!
Chaos is way better than all them blokes
I want there crown
on me it would look sound.

But when i play it
i have to say, on the day
iv given the games away .

Look out you guys
i will surprise
your crown will be found
safe and sound

With me : )
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20:37 Tue 6 Jul 10 (BST)  [Link]  
There once was a boy named Dan,
who wanted to fry in a pan.
He tried and he tried,
and eventually died,
that weird little boy named Dan.
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12:23 Thu 8 Jul 10 (BST)  [Link]  
some people think im mad
i just think im barmy
where you from, i hear you ask

i see the tyne, the bridge in view
on the side, i shed a tear
amazing views, amazing people
along with a home brewed beer

im proud of all the things we have
from bridges to an angel of steel
i never want to leave this place
i wake up every morning saying now i know its real
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15:48 Thu 8 Jul 10 (BST)  [Link]  
oh my god he is back
and he's made an admission
that he's a fan of newcastle
let's get him some tissues
ive a beer mat in work
that will make yous all chuckle
that's all except agro
who'll show me his knuckles!

but enough of the footie
and more of the pool
just keep postin yer poems
and actin the fool
feel a tourny comin on
i think i might win
but if i get beat
i'll just take it on the chin

(beer mat to be published at a later date)
Posts: 11,129
19:49 Thu 8 Jul 10 (BST)  [Link]  

have seen her today
her flip-flops are out!
that girl has no shame
there's certainly no doubt.

she told me she wears them.....but not on her feet!
she was telling us all and not a bit discreet.
sounds uncomfy i tell you what she's doing with them,
but if she struggles at all i will give her a hand(ahem)

so if under a kilt you find a flip-flop,
and wrapped round yer feet a slinky wee thong,
there's only one reason you'll find this will be,
she's barmy and sassy that daft great aussie.
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06:34 Fri 9 Jul 10 (BST)  [Link]  
yes you know i am back
and newcastle on my shoulder
a beer mat wont offend me
im mature and getting older

so tell me jokes and whatever
there gonna be lame, i know!
us geordies are the best at these things
afterwards all you'll say is d'oh!

so now its the end of a poem
just 3 more lines to go
should i keep mentioning newcastle
yer there number one players agro
Posts: 11,129
06:52 Fri 9 Jul 10 (BST)  [Link]  
if thats the best that they can do
they'll end up in division 2
the toon aint good they got no stars
they're the best football team.....on the planet mars
Posts: 11,129
03:42 Sat 10 Jul 10 (BST)  [Link]  
it's great to be on
and off work too
there's fun to be had
with all of you

theres donna and brit,
liam and dan,
agro the poet,
and pete's a good man.
they're all part and parcel
of this here great site,
sorry if i missed ya,
you must be full of
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06:41 Sat 10 Jul 10 (BST)  [Link]  
hippesville you class character
you rhymes are short and mint
i try to keep up with this 1 time legend
sorry hippesville thought u were clint

so ive just woke up with a poem in mind
whats this line i dont know
r well ill just make it up
let it snow let it snow let it snow
Posts: 11,129
02:32 Sun 11 Jul 10 (BST)  [Link]  
agrovasion said:
hippesville you class character
you rhymes are short and mint
i try to keep up with this 1 time legend
sorry hippesville thought u were clint

so ive just woke up with a poem in mind
whats this line i dont know
r well ill just make it up
let it snow let it snow let it snow

lmao m8, as u say 'mint'
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