I think Steph is playing hard to get,
But I will help you so please don't fret,
Take these tickets for a romantic cruise,
Caribean, Med or where ever you choose,
Please Hippesville, don't give up yet

lol my friend smurf, i will try my very best,
for that girl steph is the hairy chest
i'll surely take those tickets and steph to sea,
she'll not know what's hit her.....when she ends up with me!

haha

Send me a postcard about your quest,
To woo Steph and all the rest,
Hope it works, we'll soon see,
Sounds like you two were meant to be

me and hippes are on the beer
hes from ireland *i think* and im from tyne and wear
hes on the bud me on the stella
so glad were not 12 drinking our bella

yes i'm on the island, t'is very true,
where you'll find the best players who handle a cue,
but i aint on the bud, not even the stella,
donna will tell ya......i'm a magners drinkin fella

and as for a postcard
i'm sorry dear smurf
ain't no address
can't send it to yer turf,
but i'll tell ya right now,
i haven't got a chance
for it seems my m8 liam,
has got fancy pants!

for steph has decided that he is the one,
an end to my dreams of frolics and fun,
will have to resign and leave this here site,
embarrassed and torn......at losing my fight......

bye

Oh Hippesville please do not go,
For there are many more who love you so,
So just plug on with your FPB crew,
Don't let loosing Steph upset you,
When you see her and your heart does a-flutter,
Just remember that she is a Nutter!

Edited at 03:11 Wed 21/07/10 (BST)

ukspinshot.....who u ask?
you'll find him kicking lots of
in 8 uk he's doin well,
but ain't played me.....i'd give him hell

lesson required i think in straight,
on how to lose one to his mates,
the time will come and he will see,
he'll never be as talented as you or me.

i heard him say he gets the runs,
hope he aint talkin 'bout his bum!
jay is good he could be great,
make him some fudge he'll be yer m8

gaz, you're an absolute legend
shame, you play like a dog end
your poems are here, to affend
if you're on the receiving end

you cannot pot
with any shot
alll i wish
is 4 u 2 miss

stick to what u no best
spilling cider all down you're chest
deffinately good at pool
so please, go to spinshots school

LOL

spinshots school is for the noobs,
and other players who make boobs
the hippes you'll find don't need revision
top of the class for shots with vision.
so come to mine and u may see
the class act that you long to be
well done i see you're virt again
look forward to us actually playin.

awesome m8

gareth u make me laugh
with a name like that
are you a taff??
do you wear some crazy hat??

i take my hat off to you
with rhymes im really poo
but when it comes to the pool
ill send ur old butt back to school

LOL

ten out of ten for trying
for effort yer the man
don't give up, for friar tuck,
just do the best you can.

for jay i likes yer humour,
yer havin a giraffe,
the comedy bounces back and forth,
til tears come ya make me laugh

its not my turn
yer wrong again
ya think ya know it all.
but hippes u know
will always be
much quicker on the ball

gaz we all no u love to drink
but sometimes i think u need slowing down
because i think ur rank is on the brink
all i ask is that you dont frown
or hold ur head in a sink
and fall the hell down

lol

you may know him as ukspinshot
but in actual fact he's not,
there's another name he's known by,
just have a little thought.

he thinks he's good at funky,
he plays it every day,
he's really, really flukey,
and he's called jam_master_jay.

yes i like that Alot lol

well we knew it was true
that you have nothing to do
writing these lines
really plays on our minds

all that we have found
that you nails us to the ground
maybe this is defeat
but i think i can take the heat

your a saddened old man
who doesnt have a plan
just playing on this here pool
get a real table u foool

LOL

at 'old' i say hey!
just watch what u say,
while my table it seems....
ruined other peoples dreams

aswell as ur dreams
im sure it seems
ur tactics are poor
so walk out the door
all that we need
for u to not suceed
i just want you to go
this thread isnt for a foe
your killer is lucky
your 8uk is mucky
your straight is dire
your 8us goes to the wire
as for 9ball you're alright
but i doubt u cud go all nite

stop fighting you lot
i probs can pot
not as good as mike
but i like
Gareth's tactics today
but i will own someday

shut it all ill eat you
but i might get the flu
dont come near me i always bite
but somethink gives me the fright

there aint no fightin,
what have YOU read?
just some simple banter,
goin on here at the poems thread.

sometimes i get agro,
other times it's jay,
paula, smurf and donna pipe in,
with funny stuff to say

it's fun sometimes to visit,
when nothing's going on,
so keep in touch and don't be shy
we rhyme right through til dawn.

so now you know its time
to grab a cue and shoot
smurf, agro and hippesville of course
will give you all the boot

so litttle gimps just run along
we dont play no noobs
im sure theres a newbie somewhere for you
who fluke and call us unlucky!

so now were pros, who roll in style
with announcements everyday *ish*
so all you pros join the line
and let us all just play

we say good luck and good game
but sometimes get a thorn
who doesnt say nothing at all
we just call them male body part

Edited by forum moderator lewisere69, at 23:27 Thu 22/07/10 (BST)