Tell ya what! I'LL come up with one and let my sister write one instead of me! That'll do it

The name of the poem issssss DUN DUN DUN....err....urm.... Milkshake!

...Aaaand here we have the tale of Blake the milkshake (and friends) :)
There once was a milkshake named Blake
He was chocolate, not strawberry, for gods sake.
His brand was Yazoo,
He liked Scooby Doo,
And had a best mate named Jake.

Now Jake was an egg with an extra strong leg,
But for an arm, had just a peg
He enjoyed a good game of pool
Was a birruva tool
And drank milkshake out a keg

Now back to Blake, he owned a few lake,
And went there to bake a cake,
He got a bit damp,
So set up camp,
And met a caterpillar, named Drake

HUZZAH!
Next persons challenge is to write a poem about Drake the Caterpillar xxx

Drake the Caterpillar was a drinker for sure,
he only liked drinkin his vodka pure,
till he woke up one day,
when his clothes had gone astray,
and he was sleeping in a big pile of manure!!


...................A Big Pile of Manure

Henry the horse was out one fine day,
And Sheila the sheep was out in her hay,
Gertrude the cow, was chewing her cudd,
And Percy the pig was rolling in mud,
Not one of them stopped, took time to think,
About a certain big pile, with a terrible stink,
Bertie the badger was staying well clear,
Helen the hen, was staring with fear,
A rabbit named Roy, stopped sniffing his nose
But what made this big pile, none of them knows
Doris, guilt free, for that pile of muck,
Is too big of a size, for so small a duck,
Neither it was, old Olga the Owl,
For a small bird cant make, a big pile so foul,
I bet Gary knows, and about it he'll gloat,
For info is not, the strong point of a goat,
Oh my! No way! As if it was him!
Turns out it was made, by a giraffe who's called Jim.

Next one to be about.....Fish.

Ive just nearly wee'd @ Owameye!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA


No-one from the old days is ever here tho Carry on as you both are tho cos i love them!

I'll leave a title just in case:

The title is..................................... CHRISTMAS!!

Christmas time,
Mistletoe and Wine,
You know the rest.



Good EH?

it's right on our doorstep,
it's creeping in fast,
everyone getting lots of presents in,
i know i will be the last,
all the hustle and bustle,
queues that never end,
writing special cards.......that i never usually send!!

but it's all for the kids, just to see their wee faces,
when they've got what they want n then visit different places,
the build up's forever and it lasts just one day,
the kids will be happy to just sit and play,
don't forget about the others less fortunate than you,
homeless and skint......lips turning blue,
be good and be safe and dont drink too much 'cheer',
have a very good christmas, and, a happy new year

Happiness is the answer
christmas is the key
what do you get for a present
slippers again maybe?

mum makes the dinner
the onions make her weep
the turkey is a winner
too much alcohol makes you *beeb*

the appreciation made known
a hug and a kiss
lets give our parents thanks
for making our Christmas bliss

wow a poem from adamski!!!
a christmas miracle for sure,
it's better than reading,
what i write.....that's manure,
so don't be a shy boy,
come back and do more,
you'd better else I'll get ya........and whoop yer butt sore!!!

keep er lit m8

The time has come for me to go
its been emotional thats for sure
i feel these poems are but rhymes
a bit of education may be the cure
hippseville ya diamond, proper geeza
'Keep er lit' is your trademark feva


I'm lost now out of time.. to the shops i go, do i get beer or wine?

bubyeee

why mess about?
I'd be getting both!!
then later when yer drunk,
you'll move like a sloth!!! lol
so imbibe all ya can,
then let us all see,
just exactly what ya look like........when you're sleepin in yer pee!!!!

turtles!

Somebody Post a Poem of Hope and Wonder!

The world it seems, not ended,
Hip Hip Hip Hooray,
We're can play more pool now!
Each and every day

i love my food,
especially noodles,
but i want nothing more,
than to be moderated by jooodles

I have a sore throat
It hurts to drink and eat
So im left to suck on things
Like my sweaty feet

Happy Bday JSG
Hope you have a drink or 2 or 3
Another year wiser another year older
More wisdom upon your shoulders

Another year older,
Getting better with age,
Our friend with the little feet,
Dangling out of her cage!
Happy Birthday Dear Paula,
The 'big boss' of this thread,
Take some time and get writing,
Some crazy rhymes from that big head!!!

Have a Good'un n Keep Er Lit!!!! xxxx

Watching South Park
Makes me hark
With Kenny,Cartman Stan and Kyle
Drinking cider all the while

Well Gaz has had a whine
So i'll post 1 more time
As the wind is strong and does blow
Helping out the white snow
I stay in my house nice and cosy
When everyone else gets a red nosey

welcome to fry,
our newest mod,
am really surprised........coz he's a daft oul sod!
guess the standards are slippin,
slim pickings for sure,
maybe i should step in.....coz our hippes is so pure