i have a laugh and have a joke
i live life to the full
im just a rather simple bloke
and legs i like to pull
i also work and earn my keep
and all my bills get paid
so no i have no tears to weep
and no more tempers frayed
to say im good is very kind
but quite wide of the mark
i use my brain for words to find
but prefer the pool playing lark

I c u laff n have a joke n live life to the full
I must say i would like to know the legs that u will pull =O
Its good to c a man that works n pays all of his bills
The extra cash that u will get will buy u little frills
When work is done its good to chill and have a beer or two
For layabouts who just dont work theres nothing they can do
But sit on here imagining what a Real life wud b like
They need to get off their fat bum n take a bloomin hike!

cheeky chops
lemon drops
you got a load of chicken in the freezer
oh wait im going to have to give you a malteaser

dont get to jealous im a nugget
dont forget to try and tug it

im dancing
romancing

yeah boii

hey iam_me i know u not but thanks for droppin by
all my poems are all bein watched i have a little spy
i love the little lemon drops with me u like to tease
and yes i would love one for that i would say please,
but chicken nah its not my thing on that ill take a pass
oh btw did u know im not a man but im a lass?


Edited at 02:35 Sat 08/06/13 (BST)

Lmao IM A LASS xx

LMAO u make me laff hippes stop editing my poems

Today has been a good day the sun was really hot
the sun i caught im nice and brown unhappy i am not
coz with a tan u feel so bright
better than being peely white
so get out there and catch the sun
but make sure that u cover ur ...
coz sittin down would be real sore
and standin constantly would be a bore
so catch some rays and have a drink
but not that much ur sick in't sink
just a few to make u giggle
have a jig and have a wiggle
Get brown and tanned and look ur best
then go lay down and have a rest.

There's a little problem here,
From lying in the sun I fear.
As a red head it can be quite tough
To stay in the sun and in the buff
For I dont go brown I go quite red
And have to recover for days in bed

Saying that I have a cure
To make the most of sun for sure,
Its nothing bad or anything shifty,
Its a great big bottle of factor 50

We sail together,
For I'm also red,
I end up burnt,
From toe to head,
Went to Majorca,
With my dad and bro,
Calamine lotion,
And a bright lobster glow!
So I hide in the shade,
Watch everyone cook,
Some great sights all around,
Some well worth a look!!!! ;)

chicken , chicken , chicken
it is very finger licking
hippe is a donut
but squeezy looks like big foot

Today we had some beer n fun
N now the weekends nearly done
Its time to go to bed n rest
Tomoz i have to sit a test
Hope the weekend went well for u
Next week will be a scorcher too!

Keek keek keeek,
Another working week,
Fed up,
Head screwed,
At things......its all so bleak :s

Oh how I wish for a working week of which it has an end
For with my current state of work I'm driven round the bend,
Last day off was a week ago and my next in a fortnight more,
A few doubles too along the way, bleary eyed for sure.
All be worth it though eventually, an end to the dismay
For I've got some time booked off and I'll go on holiday

hello my name is me
if you say it ill give you a fee
dont mess with me or i will throw lemons
on your new bought denoms

so watch out dont mess
unless you want to confess

Me me me me,
I must be due a grand ole fee!
Just write a cheque,
And I'll get wrecked,
And end up lying.....in my peeeee!!!!!

writing poems is bread and butter. .
hippes I.'ll join u in the gutter.
for one night we can sleep like tramps. .
but don't pee too much and get me damp!

As we know in life things come to an end,
Last week funky lost a dear friend.
If you know him by perfect_play or his real name Blaze,
Just watching him play would leave you amazed.
Gone too early and it's too late to say goodbye,
I just have one question to ask, and that is "Why?"
I suppose the angels above needed a friend,
We miss you Blaze and all our love we send.
It now feels we have been left with nothing,
Rest In Peace Blaze, gone but not forgotten.

R.I.P Blaze mate!