might be an odd topic for fun and games, but this guy on telly just said "whats the point of having cancer if you cant even get a council house?" and i think thats a very witty and positive way of looking at things. my mate had cancer and he got to see the arsenal match where they won on penalties for free!

"my main fear is that my hairs gonna grow back ginger!" absolutely classic

yeah i seen that, B*****ks to cancer. twas very funny and probably encouraging for anyone with cancer

Get me an ambulence now
A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.

Man: Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!

Operator: Okay, sir, you're an ambulance!

damn it i missed it,