This is a little game that was quite popular around 6/7 years ago but I cant find any trace of it now

The idea of it is to make up a way to claim the hill, which the person above you is king (or queen) of! Be as silly as you can, and state your claim!

I attack the previous king with a custard pie until he runs off.
NOW I AM KING OF THE HILL!!

It could have been anyone... Maybe a skeleton, as the account seems to be dead now

*Shoves squeezy off the hill* MINE!

*Erects a big sign saying "FREE STEAK" at the bottom of the hill* Clooney cant help but be tempted to go get some!

I sneak up the other way and now the hill is mine!

*Enjoys a nice lemonade atop his hill*

*Flies a hot air balloon and knocks squeezy from his lofty position with the basket*

The hill belongeth to me!

my big fast helicopter flies infront of clooneman with a big sign saying your dinner is ready, as you look i sneak up behind him, and push him humpty dumpty fashion all the way down the hill,

i claim the hill

i now start to build walls around the top of the hill with no doors

*Climbs through the window of the doorless wall, sneaks up behind the_priest and scares him*

You jump so high you clear the wall and end up falling down the hill!

Now the hill is mine!!!

*taps squeezy on the shoulder*
Squeezy: huh? Who's there?

Squeezy runs down the hill to see who tapped him on the shoulder. Yours truly ascends triumphantly to reclaim the hill!

After deciding to take my afternoon jog, not being tricked into it at all, I make my way back up the hill. I spy to my amazement someone sat on a deckchair sunning himself!

I take the legs away from the deckchair and role the intruder (who has a huge tatoo saying CLOONEY on his back) back to where he once came!!

NOW THE HILL IS MINE!!!

I merely stand at the foot of the hill, whistle at Squeezy who is so so so pleased to see yours truly cos he loves me..he runs down to hug me and faints cos i kiss his cheek.....up i slowly walk all the way to the top of the hill that is now mine!!!!



(OMG member this game hahaha)

*ERECTS A SIGN*

It says: "Shiny Shoes Sale Starting Straightaway Someplace South"

Paula goes mad and heads straight for Antarctica!

I go back onto MY HILL

*tiredly charges up the hill and shoulder-charges squeezy into oblivion*

The hill is miiine!

Hahahahaha


Creeps up the hill and using all her might pushs Looney who rolls down the hill while his nap turned into a full blown deep sleep



Proudly stands on top of HER HILL

*Gets out his shovel and starts to dig a moat around Paula's hill.*

Paula seems very happy about this...

Untill she realises that with all the earth I've dug up I've made a bigger hill!!!

Paula's Hill cant be seen behind my new big better one and my moat digging skills aren't what they should be so the hill sinks into the ground.

I stand high and mighty on MY HILL

:O

I splutter thanks to soft lad then swim and crawl all the way up the big hill...im all scruffy and muddy and pretend to be breathless and cry makin Squeezy feel sorry for me..sooooo he sits me down and turns to go and fetch me some of his food and i push him forcing him to run down the hill!!!

MINE!!!

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
And Jill came tumbling after
And knocks Paula with them,

the hill's mine!!!

*Places a big crown on the hill*

Powerfool think's its his..puts it on.

I hire a helicopter with a giant magnet to fly over and it picks him up by the crown and carries him away :D

I walk up the hill, all casual like.

THE HILL IS NOW MINE

Or two people trying to claim it could just play and then the winner from them both is the King...

Releases the handbreak on Squeezys cool camper van.
Watches Squeezy chase after it as it rolls into the distance .....

takes a leisurely stroll to the top of the hill

THE HILL IS NOW MINE

Puts Brie at the botttom of the hill too lure Sarah away

Muhahaha my hill