Had a lovely day on the beach with the missus and kids today, only to be slightly ruined by some ugly loud mouthed bloke arguing with his missus. This then got very loud and physical. Before anybody on the beach could really do anything about it, a passing copper ran down to the fracas. This bloke then ended up attacking the policeman with his own truncheon... Then a crocodile appeared with a string of sausages..

Ive just PMSL @ that!!!!!!!!!!!

(Really i have hahahahaha)

What was the point?