This to-ing and fro-ing,
It really has to end,
This trivial nonsense,
Puts my head round the bend,
Poor fry he is puking,
While others may be reproducing!!!
A better variety of verse please,
Or my mind, I'll be loosing!

xxx

Way back on here, a long time ago
We'd create decent poems, always on the go
Some would leaves titles, others would create
Some would be disgraceful, but many were great
Lots of different people, posted here too
Its not like these days, were theres only a few
Not that it matters, who posts or what
Its just nice to see, others give it a shot
So if your sat reading, this verse of mine
Log on in, dont be shy, and YOU post a rhyme

Is it any wonder,
That people refrain,
A severe lack of poems,
To then hear you complain!
It's perfectly set now,
I'll leave it up to you,
Fill yer Size 3 booties......and turn the air blue!!

xxx

Oh Hippes i didnt mean to moan
Thats the last thing i would do
I was only saying
I defo wasnt slaying
Nor having a dig at you

At work, iv found a lost/abandoned cat.
I always wonder who could do that?
Its such a friendly loving thing
Its hungry, so food i bring
Iv taken it to the vets to see if its got a chip
Unfortunately not, so iv still got it

Awwwww camt ya keep de puddy tat
Tis better than havin a pet rat
It could keep ya company at ur home
If ya other half doesnt moan

Iv pretty much adopted her
Stroking the head and fur
Gone to the shops to get it food
Keep her happy and not in a mood
She climbs up my leg and onto my shoulder
Luckily she's light and not a boulder

No word about da poody cat,
I wonder is it dead?
Hope alls well with fry my friend,
Keep me posted on this thread!

Hows the little kitty doing
Has it learned to use the bog
If it hasnt yet
Ill place a bet
The cat gets swapped for a dog!

End of season,
Gettin gobby,
Some Professional,
Others, a hobby,
Dry yer eyes,
Congratulate,
Stay well clear if.......they start to irritate

If all else fails,
And ya don't get yer way,
Ya gotta make a choice,
As to who's gonna play,
Strategies can go wrong,
It's for the Captain to choose,
But not turning up,
Would be the most pathetic way......to lose.

Keep em coming

That was a bloody short one

Gotta go,
Watch my girl,
Whilst I'm away Paula,
Chomp on a Twirl x

Im so Sorry Hippes ill try soon
To do a better poem for you ya loon
Just lately though i cant think
Maybe me brains gone on the blink

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like to do poetry
But not for you

Kiss it gently,
Smack it hard,
Zac my friend,
Yer a Unique Bard x

Lmao thanks i think lol.
I actually like writing but too many people i dont like and dont want seeing my skills... or lack of lmao.

Skills on the table,
N skills on the thread,
More often than not,
Too much can be said,
So show it in yer game,
Take em out by the roots,
Banter non-existent,
Site just full of disputes.

... meh im old and have a cold.
Off to bed to rest my head.
Told you i suck and i feel like muck.
I like to growl at those who like a row.