Thankyou Fry

Lmao @ that goose!

I thought it was quite gd too lol

Would ya look at all you lot
Giving writing poems a shot
I like to stick my oar in when drunk
I always post here when my eyelids are sunk

Sometimes i ask myself why even try
Well i do cause it makes me not be shy
I like to spread my wings here and there
But tonight they spread everywhere

I know as i say i make no sense
Its because i talk to share my 2 pence
I will come back here one of the days
To write you all one of my plays

As for tonight i think im drowned out
Now i wanna here a great big SHOUT!!

yaaaaaaaaaaaaa FRAN!

Oh one more thing before i hit the hay
This thing has always been in my way
Each time i get up to go to bed
I always think back had i something i shuda said

That thing is ever so small
Its forever stopping me being tall
I know use think use know what i saying
Even thou myself i dont know where im laying

Why on earth i decided to speak of my issues
Is only gonna make me run for tissues
Well at least i made use read a second rhyme
Cause now use know its coming to that time

Bed is the word
Im being absurd
Hope use like 'em
As il forget 'em

Peace yall.


Fran.

Oh, dear,
Oh, my gosh,
I hope that no one saw,
I wish that I could laugh,
But maybe someone saw,
Maybe I should hide,
But, ah, whatever,
I'll just pull my trousers up.

lmao

So here I am back again,
Getting back to where I was is a pain,
I just can't stay away from this site,
Always up for chat I don't bite,
Old or new I don't care,
Here is some things I'd like to share,
I like Dubstep wub wub wub,
I even listen to it when in the tub,
I watch Anime instead of sleeping,
On the forums I'll be creeping,
I'm usually bad at these type of things,
Refrigerator.

It's been a while since I graced this thread,
To catch up, poems had to be read.
So what's gone on since we last spoke?
Me personally, I have gone for broke,
Betting away, night and day,
Winning as much as my weeks pay!
From 10 to 400 British pounds,
Took a week, ludicrous it sounds,
It made my weekend rather fun,
Stayed inside and drank til the morning sun.
So here I must go, and check my bet,
See how much cash I can probably get.

My oh my what do we have here
More people posting, yay, lets cheer
Goose, Franer Autopilot and Fry
Chapster and even Crazzy did try!

However im certain there are many more
Who could grace this thread with poems galore
So are you a reader too scared to try?
Wanna know a secret? So was i

Way back when, like 8 years ago
I would read and just post bravo
Bit i was persuaded to post a rhyme
I did it but it took loads of time

Alas my love of this thread was born
Became my salvation when tired and worn
Met someone special and i wont lie
I promised to never let this thread die

Thats why i ask you to share some words
Dont matter if they are great or absurd
Please dont be shy, just give it a whirl
And make me just sum happy girl





Edited cos i typed bit instead of but .....but am leaving it there!!!!!

allo all you rhymers,
it's good to be back,
I see there's plenty happenin,
lots of good craic!
well it aint before time,
seems a long time ago,
when there were many a game pooler,
on this thread havin a go

Hippesville, seem like ages,
Since I last saw you grace these pages,
Where have you been hiding?
Or have you been biding,
Your time, to release,
What is sure to be a beast,
Of a poem

Lmfao I really think not,
This 'poet' has fallen and clean lost the plot,
I'll leave it to the professionals,
I'll run off and hide,
Don't wanna put yous off,
And out of yer stride.

fridge freezers
window cleaners
domestos is bleach
do not drink any of each

Need better poems
Not one from a knome
I dont try very hard
Incase i do get barred

I know use are all nice folk
Thing is am i a nice bloke
From fry to hippes and JSG
omg who is she

Love

Lmao fry!

There once was a man from Dundee,
Who was oh so desperate for a pee!
He couldn't find a loo,
That didn't have a queue,
And he soon felt it running past his knee.

Dundee folk are shocking eh! Love it haha

Drinking at night can have it's woes
Just last week i hurt one of my toes
I found it strange when i woke up
My toe nail was hanging after a sup

I do crazy things when i'm drunk
Sure the other day i dreamt of being a monk
I don't know why i get myself in bother
Glad i can rely on my brother

2 nights ago i got myself in a mess
Was posting songs to ease my stress
Again that proves what drink does do
I'm pretty sure it's happened lots of you

I'm happy to post some of my rhymes
Sometimes i forget as i get lost in time
I'l be back again in a few days
To see can i learn from all your ways.

Fran.

there was a sweet irish guy named fran,
who on poems he is the main man,
he'll drink 1 or 5,
then the posts begin to thrive,
that poor drunkard we all know as fran xxxxx

Keep them coming STS haha!

I'll post one when i have more time
But for just one more line






See what i did there Lmao at me

There once was a lad called Ego
Thought he was somewhat a hero
But i saw in full view
What he does with his cue
So i had to rate him a zero!!!



Theres a pooler on here called Fry
His poems they can be quite dry
He just needs to do
More lines than a few
An stop being poetically shy !