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13:21 Wed 11 Dec 13 (GMT)  [Link]  
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious sticker on its leg that was a large red onion covered in chocolate sauce. Santa looked longingly at Rudolf's big teeth, he admired the sharpness and smell that he loved to reminisce happily about . The day was ridiculously warm and they hid under a tree , they had eaten a huge plate of turkey and sprouts with gravy. After a hour of fun they went gallivanting in deep water to look for presents so they didn't have a clue what they wanted to do. When they finally looked they found a giant seahorse playing sixteen songs of Elvis. Rudolf laughed hysterically until his nose turned into a big, bright star shining in the direction of Bethlehem.The sack split; spilling presents and elves started panicking and crying out. They ran back towards the slurry, shouting for Santa 'help'. Santa said, "You little scoundrel! What devilry have
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12:01 Thu 12 Dec 13 (GMT)  [Link]  
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious sticker on its leg that was a large red onion covered in chocolate sauce. Santa looked longingly at Rudolf's big teeth, he admired the sharpness and smell that he loved to reminisce happily about . The day was ridiculously warm and they hid under a tree , they had eaten a huge plate of turkey and sprouts with gravy. After a hour of fun they went gallivanting in deep water to look for presents so they didn't have a clue what they wanted to do. When they finally looked they found a giant seahorse playing sixteen songs of Elvis. Rudolf laughed hysterically until his nose turned into a big, bright star shining in the direction of Bethlehem.The sack split; spilling presents and elves started panicking and crying out. They ran back towards the slurry, shouting for Santa 'help'. Santa said, "You little scoundrel! What devilry have thou
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12:39 Thu 12 Dec 13 (GMT)  [Link]  
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious sticker on its leg that was a large red onion covered in chocolate sauce. Santa looked longingly at Rudolf's big teeth, he admired the sharpness and smell that he loved to reminisce happily about . The day was ridiculously warm and they hid under a tree , they had eaten a huge plate of turkey and sprouts with gravy. After a hour of fun they went gallivanting in deep water to look for presents so they didn't have a clue what they wanted to do. When they finally looked they found a giant seahorse playing sixteen songs of Elvis. Rudolf laughed hysterically until his nose turned into a big, bright star shining in the direction of Bethlehem.The sack split; spilling presents and elves started panicking and crying out. They ran back towards the slurry, shouting for Santa 'help'. Santa said, "You little scoundrel! What devilry have thou caused?!
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12:45 Thu 12 Dec 13 (GMT)  [Link]  
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious sticker on its leg that was a large red onion covered in chocolate sauce. Santa looked longingly at Rudolf's big teeth, he admired the sharpness and smell that he loved to reminisce happily about . The day was ridiculously warm and they hid under a tree , they had eaten a huge plate of turkey and sprouts with gravy. After a hour of fun they went gallivanting in deep water to look for presents so they didn't have a clue what they wanted to do. When they finally looked they found a giant seahorse playing sixteen songs of Elvis. Rudolf laughed hysterically until his nose turned into a big, bright star shining in the direction of Bethlehem.The sack split; spilling presents and elves started panicking and crying out. They ran back towards the slurry, shouting for Santa 'help'. Santa said, "You little scoundrel! What devilry have thou caused?! Cabbage
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12:46 Thu 12 Dec 13 (GMT)  [Link]  
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious sticker on its leg that was a large red onion covered in chocolate sauce. Santa looked longingly at Rudolf's big teeth, he admired the sharpness and smell that he loved to reminisce happily about . The day was ridiculously warm and they hid under a tree , they had eaten a huge plate of turkey and sprouts with gravy. After a hour of fun they went gallivanting in deep water to look for presents so they didn't have a clue what they wanted to do. When they finally looked they found a giant seahorse playing sixteen songs of Elvis. Rudolf laughed hysterically until his nose turned into a big, bright star shining in the direction of Bethlehem.The sack split; spilling presents and elves started panicking and crying out. They ran back towards the slurry, shouting for Santa 'help'. Santa said, "You little scoundrel! What devilry have thou caused Cabbage Brains?!"
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12:50 Thu 12 Dec 13 (GMT)  [Link]  
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious sticker on its leg that was a large red onion covered in chocolate sauce. Santa looked longingly at Rudolf's big teeth, he admired the sharpness and smell that he loved to reminisce happily about . The day was ridiculously warm and they hid under a tree , they had eaten a huge plate of turkey and sprouts with gravy. After a hour of fun they went gallivanting in deep water to look for presents so they didn't have a clue what they wanted to do. When they finally looked they found a giant seahorse playing sixteen songs of Elvis. Rudolf laughed hysterically until his nose turned into a big, bright star shining in the direction of Bethlehem.The sack split; spilling presents and elves started panicking and crying out. They ran back towards the slurry, shouting for Santa 'help'. Santa said, "You little scoundrel! What devilry have thou caused Cabbage Brains?!" Moi!!
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12:51 Thu 12 Dec 13 (GMT)  [Link]  
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious sticker on its leg that was a large red onion covered in chocolate sauce. Santa looked longingly at Rudolf's big teeth, he admired the sharpness and smell that he loved to reminisce happily about . The day was ridiculously warm and they hid under a tree , they had eaten a huge plate of turkey and sprouts with gravy. After a hour of fun they went gallivanting in deep water to look for presents so they didn't have a clue what they wanted to do. When they finally looked they found a giant seahorse playing sixteen songs of Elvis. Rudolf laughed hysterically until his nose turned into a big, bright star shining in the direction of Bethlehem.The sack split; spilling presents and elves started panicking and crying out. They ran back towards the slurry, shouting for Santa 'help'. Santa said, "You little scoundrel! What devilry have thou caused Cabbage Brains?!" Moi!! Rudolph
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12:52 Thu 12 Dec 13 (GMT)  [Link]  
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious sticker on its leg that was a large red onion covered in chocolate sauce. Santa looked longingly at Rudolf's big teeth, he admired the sharpness and smell that he loved to reminisce happily about . The day was ridiculously warm and they hid under a tree , they had eaten a huge plate of turkey and sprouts with gravy. After a hour of fun they went gallivanting in deep water to look for presents so they didn't have a clue what they wanted to do. When they finally looked they found a giant seahorse playing sixteen songs of Elvis. Rudolf laughed hysterically until his nose turned into a big, bright star shining in the direction of Bethlehem.The sack split; spilling presents and elves started panicking and crying out. They ran back towards the slurry, shouting for Santa 'help'. Santa said, "You little scoundrel! What devilry have thou caused Cabbage Brains?!" Moi!! Rudolph pooped
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13:40 Thu 12 Dec 13 (GMT)  [Link]  
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious sticker on its leg that was a large red onion covered in chocolate sauce. Santa looked longingly at Rudolf's big teeth, he admired the sharpness and smell that he loved to reminisce happily about . The day was ridiculously warm and they hid under a tree , they had eaten a huge plate of turkey and sprouts with gravy. After a hour of fun they went gallivanting in deep water to look for presents so they didn't have a clue what they wanted to do. When they finally looked they found a giant seahorse playing sixteen songs of Elvis. Rudolf laughed hysterically until his nose turned into a big, bright star shining in the direction of Bethlehem.The sack split; spilling presents and elves started panicking and crying out. They ran back towards the slurry, shouting for Santa 'help'. Santa said, "You little scoundrel! What devilry have thou caused Cabbage Brains?!" Moi!! Rudolph pooped jellybeans
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14:04 Thu 12 Dec 13 (GMT)  [Link]  
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious sticker on its leg that was a large red onion covered in chocolate sauce. Santa looked longingly at Rudolf's big teeth, he admired the sharpness and smell that he loved to reminisce happily about . The day was ridiculously warm and they hid under a tree , they had eaten a huge plate of turkey and sprouts with gravy. After a hour of fun they went gallivanting in deep water to look for presents so they didn't have a clue what they wanted to do. When they finally looked they found a giant seahorse playing sixteen songs of Elvis. Rudolf laughed hysterically until his nose turned into a big, bright star shining in the direction of Bethlehem.The sack split; spilling presents and elves started panicking and crying out. They ran back towards the slurry, shouting for Santa 'help'. Santa said, "You little scoundrel! What devilry have thou caused Cabbage Brains?!" Moi!! Rudolph pooped jellybean flavoured
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14:05 Thu 12 Dec 13 (GMT)  [Link]  
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious sticker on its leg that was a large red onion covered in chocolate sauce. Santa looked longingly at Rudolf's big teeth, he admired the sharpness and smell that he loved to reminisce happily about . The day was ridiculously warm and they hid under a tree , they had eaten a huge plate of turkey and sprouts with gravy. After a hour of fun they went gallivanting in deep water to look for presents so they didn't have a clue what they wanted to do. When they finally looked they found a giant seahorse playing sixteen songs of Elvis. Rudolf laughed hysterically until his nose turned into a big, bright star shining in the direction of Bethlehem.The sack split; spilling presents and elves started panicking and crying out. They ran back towards the slurry, shouting for Santa 'help'. Santa said, "You little scoundrel! What devilry have thou caused Cabbage Brains?!" Moi!! Rudolph pooped jellybean flavoured poop.
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14:15 Thu 12 Dec 13 (GMT)  [Link]  
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious sticker on its leg that was a large red onion covered in chocolate sauce. Santa looked longingly at Rudolf's big teeth, he admired the sharpness and smell that he loved to reminisce happily about . The day was ridiculously warm and they hid under a tree , they had eaten a huge plate of turkey and sprouts with gravy. After a hour of fun they went gallivanting in deep water to look for presents so they didn't have a clue what they wanted to do. When they finally looked they found a giant seahorse playing sixteen songs of Elvis. Rudolf laughed hysterically until his nose turned into a big, bright star shining in the direction of Bethlehem.The sack split; spilling presents and elves started panicking and crying out. They ran back towards the slurry, shouting for Santa 'help'. Santa said, "You little scoundrel! What devilry have thou caused Cabbage Brains?!" Moi!! Rudolph pooped jellybean flavoured poop. Startled
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14:17 Thu 12 Dec 13 (GMT)  [Link]  
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious sticker on its leg that was a large red onion covered in chocolate sauce. Santa looked longingly at Rudolf's big teeth, he admired the sharpness and smell that he loved to reminisce happily about . The day was ridiculously warm and they hid under a tree , they had eaten a huge plate of turkey and sprouts with gravy. After a hour of fun they went gallivanting in deep water to look for presents so they didn't have a clue what they wanted to do. When they finally looked they found a giant seahorse playing sixteen songs of Elvis. Rudolf laughed hysterically until his nose turned into a big, bright star shining in the direction of Bethlehem.The sack split; spilling presents and elves started panicking and crying out. They ran back towards the slurry, shouting for Santa 'help'. Santa said, "You little scoundrel! What devilry have thou caused Cabbage Brains?!" Moi!! Rudolph pooped jellybean flavoured poop. Startled, the
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15:44 Thu 12 Dec 13 (GMT)  [Link]  
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious sticker on its leg that was a large red onion covered in chocolate sauce. Santa looked longingly at Rudolf's big teeth, he admired the sharpness and smell that he loved to reminisce happily about . The day was ridiculously warm and they hid under a tree , they had eaten a huge plate of turkey and sprouts with gravy. After a hour of fun they went gallivanting in deep water to look for presents so they didn't have a clue what they wanted to do. When they finally looked they found a giant seahorse playing sixteen songs of Elvis. Rudolf laughed hysterically until his nose turned into a big, bright star shining in the direction of Bethlehem.The sack split; spilling presents and elves started panicking and crying out. They ran back towards the slurry, shouting for Santa 'help'. Santa said, "You little scoundrel! What devilry have thou caused Cabbage Brains?!" Moi!! Rudolph pooped jellybean flavoured poop. Startled, the gremlins
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15:52 Thu 12 Dec 13 (GMT)  [Link]  
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious sticker on its leg that was a large red onion covered in chocolate sauce. Santa looked longingly at Rudolf's big teeth, he admired the sharpness and smell that he loved to reminisce happily about . The day was ridiculously warm and they hid under a tree , they had eaten a huge plate of turkey and sprouts with gravy. After a hour of fun they went gallivanting in deep water to look for presents so they didn't have a clue what they wanted to do. When they finally looked they found a giant seahorse playing sixteen songs of Elvis. Rudolf laughed hysterically until his nose turned into a big, bright star shining in the direction of Bethlehem.The sack split; spilling presents and elves started panicking and crying out. They ran back towards the slurry, shouting for Santa 'help'. Santa said, "You little scoundrel! What devilry have thou caused Cabbage Brains?!" Moi!! Rudolph pooped jellybean flavoured poop. Startled, the gremlins took
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16:38 Thu 12 Dec 13 (GMT)  [Link]  
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious sticker on its leg that was a large red onion covered in chocolate sauce. Santa looked longingly at Rudolf's big teeth, he admired the sharpness and smell that he loved to reminisce happily about . The day was ridiculously warm and they hid under a tree , they had eaten a huge plate of turkey and sprouts with gravy. After a hour of fun they went gallivanting in deep water to look for presents so they didn't have a clue what they wanted to do. When they finally looked they found a giant seahorse playing sixteen songs of Elvis. Rudolf laughed hysterically until his nose turned into a big, bright star shining in the direction of Bethlehem.The sack split; spilling presents and elves started panicking and crying out. They ran back towards the slurry, shouting for Santa 'help'. Santa said, "You little scoundrel! What devilry have thou caused Cabbage Brains?!" Moi!! Rudolph pooped jellybean flavoured poop. Startled, the gremlins took out
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10:23 Fri 13 Dec 13 (GMT)  [Link]  
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious sticker on its leg that was a large red onion covered in chocolate sauce. Santa looked longingly at Rudolf's big teeth, he admired the sharpness and smell that he loved to reminisce happily about . The day was ridiculously warm and they hid under a tree , they had eaten a huge plate of turkey and sprouts with gravy. After a hour of fun they went gallivanting in deep water to look for presents so they didn't have a clue what they wanted to do. When they finally looked they found a giant seahorse playing sixteen songs of Elvis. Rudolf laughed hysterically until his nose turned into a big, bright star shining in the direction of Bethlehem.The sack split; spilling presents and elves started panicking and crying out. They ran back towards the slurry, shouting for Santa 'help'. Santa said, "You little scoundrel! What devilry have thou caused Cabbage Brains?!" Moi!! Rudolph pooped jellybean flavoured poop. Startled, the gremlins took out their
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10:35 Fri 13 Dec 13 (GMT)  [Link]  
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious sticker on its leg that was a large red onion covered in chocolate sauce. Santa looked longingly at Rudolf's big teeth, he admired the sharpness and smell that he loved to reminisce happily about . The day was ridiculously warm and they hid under a tree , they had eaten a huge plate of turkey and sprouts with gravy. After a hour of fun they went gallivanting in deep water to look for presents so they didn't have a clue what they wanted to do. When they finally looked they found a giant seahorse playing sixteen songs of Elvis. Rudolf laughed hysterically until his nose turned into a big, bright star shining in the direction of Bethlehem.The sack split; spilling presents and elves started panicking and crying out. They ran back towards the slurry, shouting for Santa 'help'. Santa said, "You little scoundrel! What devilry have thou caused Cabbage Brains?!" Moi!! Rudolph pooped jellybean flavoured poop. Startled, the gremlins took out their maps
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11:56 Fri 13 Dec 13 (GMT)  [Link]  
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious sticker on its leg that was a large red onion covered in chocolate sauce. Santa looked longingly at Rudolf's big teeth, he admired the sharpness and smell that he loved to reminisce happily about . The day was ridiculously warm and they hid under a tree , they had eaten a huge plate of turkey and sprouts with gravy. After a hour of fun they went gallivanting in deep water to look for presents so they didn't have a clue what they wanted to do. When they finally looked they found a giant seahorse playing sixteen songs of Elvis. Rudolf laughed hysterically until his nose turned into a big, bright star shining in the direction of Bethlehem.The sack split; spilling presents and elves started panicking and crying out. They ran back towards the slurry, shouting for Santa 'help'. Santa said, "You little scoundrel! What devilry have thou caused Cabbage Brains?!" Moi!! Rudolph pooped jellybean flavoured poop. Startled, the gremlins took out their maps, trying
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12:35 Fri 13 Dec 13 (GMT)  [Link]  
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious sticker on its leg that was a large red onion covered in chocolate sauce. Santa looked longingly at Rudolf's big teeth, he admired the sharpness and smell that he loved to reminisce happily about . The day was ridiculously warm and they hid under a tree , they had eaten a huge plate of turkey and sprouts with gravy. After a hour of fun they went gallivanting in deep water to look for presents so they didn't have a clue what they wanted to do. When they finally looked they found a giant seahorse playing sixteen songs of Elvis. Rudolf laughed hysterically until his nose turned into a big, bright star shining in the direction of Bethlehem.The sack split; spilling presents and elves started panicking and crying out. They ran back towards the slurry, shouting for Santa 'help'. Santa said, "You little scoundrel! What devilry have thou caused Cabbage Brains?!" Moi!! Rudolph pooped jellybean flavoured poop. Startled, the gremlins took out their maps, trying profusely
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