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lrg
lrg
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19:17 Sat 1 Sep 18 (BST)  [Link]  
I sometimes paula think of you
When ive had a vindaloo
Im doing a poem while i crap
With my laptop on my lap
My stomach gives moan and groan
While im squeezing on my throne
I always seem to think of you
When i need to do a poo
justsumgirl
justsumgirl
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19:24 Sat 1 Sep 18 (BST)  [Link]  
Its sweet im still in your thoughts
Even when you do all sorts

I dont mind what you do
When your having a poo

Think of me whenever you feel
Even though it'll seem surreal

Just dont have me in your head
Once you lay down on ur bed
lrg
lrg
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19:33 Sat 1 Sep 18 (BST)  [Link]  
Look at kirk hes trying to flirt
He looks just like sesame streets bert
With his muscles im not so keen
Hes got the body of mr bean
He thinks he cool and very smart
Hes nothing but a dirty jam tart
He wants to get them pants of u
To use them as a parachute
lrg
lrg
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19:42 Sat 1 Sep 18 (BST)  [Link]  
Thanks for being a good sport
For not making ppl aware
Or sending a report
It appears you take things on the chin
With a smile and a grin
It seems i have been wrong about you
Cos nothing i say makes you blue

Thats a nice 1 for once
kirk
kirk
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20:08 Sat 1 Sep 18 (BST)  [Link]  
Imma flirt
Thats for cert
But youd have to be good to claim my shirt
Im sometimes curt
And I shouldnt blurt
But you go with me il make your bum hurt
justsumgirl
justsumgirl
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01:45 Sun 2 Sep 18 (BST)  [Link]  
good poems
pitbull_pete
pitbull_pete
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14:41 Mon 3 Sep 18 (BST)  [Link]  
Im not really into poems
But ill write one for you
Cos all I am is a biron
But I guess that will have to do

Biron ffs
justsumgirl
justsumgirl
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22:44 Mon 3 Sep 18 (BST)  [Link]  
Im not really into poems
But ill write one for you
Cos all I am is a biron
But I guess that will have to do

Biron ffs




Pmsl awwww my ur Biron?
pitbull_pete
pitbull_pete
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23:32 Mon 3 Sep 18 (BST)  [Link]  
You can be my biron, if youd really like
Just please keep away from Jase n Mike
Cos if I find youv been sniffing around
Your (_x_) wont even touch the ground

justsumgirl
justsumgirl
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23:40 Mon 3 Sep 18 (BST)  [Link]  
Oh wow i like it, a good poem man
I wont go near them, what about Cam?
But dont you worry, dont be cross
I'll stay away from Pind an Marcos

justsumgirl
justsumgirl
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23:38 Thu 6 Sep 18 (BST)  [Link]  
BUMP!!

C'mon!
pitbull_pete
pitbull_pete
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23:46 Thu 6 Sep 18 (BST)  [Link]  
Oh babe, pipe down, quit your bumping lard
Theres enough bump going on inside the shard
What will happen next, im excited to know
Unlock your eyes girl, your making me grow
pitbull_pete
pitbull_pete
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20:53 Sun 9 Sep 18 (BST)  [Link]  
X factor is on, what a sting to my ears
Ill leave the room now to distinguish my fears
But an advert came on which filled me with glee
Muller are now advertising a corner...lactose free

justsumgirl
justsumgirl
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21:41 Tue 11 Sep 18 (BST)  [Link]  
Hahaha! Keep them coming
justsumgirl
justsumgirl
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19:55 Thu 13 Sep 18 (BST)  [Link]  
Two days gone not one post!!!
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