Im a cheeky ol chap wearing a cheep ol hat
But be passive aggressive ill be a cheeky tw*t
Only messing im a nice guy outta your bed
And as for the name calling looks like your the dhead

Keep it brief or make it long
Post a poem or play a song
Who is right or who is wrong
Play it cool or act a mong
Wear pink thongs inside out
Tightly does it till you shout
Command me B* shut your trap
Impress me without talking back

If I wanted to rent your vent id visit a doll house
But without the dolls, and less of the house
A dirty ol flat to play cat and mouse
Or lets go with rats
Theres only one way to End their please
Offer them a noggina cheese

Oh well, im full up now
Dap my mouth after your bullsh reads
My stomach is bursting what a feast of your cr ap
Ill have to lie down and take a lil nap
Excuse my absence from this messed up b*

Handle, we all have them
Doors are usually a good start
There easy to use
So no need to abuse
Unless your got no grip

Backbones are important
They support us through life
If you dont have a backbone
Dont bother starting no fight

Crumble pies are delicious
Tasty and ever so sweet
Theres lots of things to do with crumble
Like watching someones nervous go kapoof

Good to hear from you too
HOPE YOUR WELL
FULL STOP
Its good to know the care is there
Cos to god I f ing swear
That was passive aggression level 10

That moana tune is in my head
The one the rock belts out instead
YOUR WELCOME
Well id like to jump on that
And let you know your welcome for my honesty

I like things thrown my way like bones and bonuses
But not in my face
Thats just rude

Whats that elo song called again
E-eeeey-villlll woh-maaan
Oh yeah thats the one
Good tune

Good poems, keep em coming

I asked if anyone would post with me
I got thirteen..yes one and three
Half i could not understand
Then again im from la la land
But still ts always good to know
That maybe this thread will not go
I am sure as y'all type each letter
That poems an rhymes will get better

How cold is this weather please
Gunna get worse big ole freeze
Wind rain sleet ice and snow
Making everything on a go slow
Wrap up warm keep yaself cosy
Mind ya dont fall and break ya nosey

My Milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard,
An their like, yeah i act all hard
Damn right, when im in The Shard
I could teach you, but id have to charge!

I know you want it, you go all hazy
An im like, nah man your crazy
Damn right you made me lazy
I could teach you, but now your shady

La La La La La......don't warm it up
La La La La La....don't ask wassup
La La La La La ...yav lost your mind
La La La La La .....im too kind

My Milkshakes want all the girls at the yard
An their like, lets party hard
Damn right dont need a greencard
I will teach them....free of charge


Dun dun dunnnnnnn!

Excellent work, love it

Sticks and stones may break my bones
But thalidomides cant harm me

Emotions in my head running wild
Thick and fast like a rising tide
I need this brain to stop ticking
Before i give it a good ole kicking

Just one day please is all i ask
Overthinking is feels like a task
Questions asked close ones talking
I feel like running never mind walking!

Log in x

A nice lazy Sunday watching T.V
Eating crap food, yeah thats me
Lounging round hair a messy bun
Didnt ever bother going for my run

I'll chomp on choc eat cakes galore
Have a cuppa then binge some more
In a sugar rush no doubt it'll end
But just for today junk foods my friend