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kirk
kirk
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03:08 Tue 12 Jun 18 (BST)  [Link]  


Cheap or pricey, rubber or plastic
Having a doll is simply fantastic
No chat back here or moan-a-thons
There really is no hidden catch or cons

So next time ur wanting to let off some steam
You can rag poor dolly to your sadistic extreme
Pop her away when youve had your fill
Make sure shes empty so nothing will spill

And girls who are curiously, can give it a go
These arent just for men, theres ken dolls you know
Straddle him or missionary, its really your choice
He ll pleasure your fancy till you lose your own voice

So dolls overall, I would definitely invest
Especially the dwarf ones, there totally the best
You can throw them around and get real rough
Dont fret it wont break, its strong rubber muff



justsumgirl
justsumgirl
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03:10 Tue 12 Jun 18 (BST)  [Link]  


Cheap or pricey, rubber or plastic
Having a doll is simply fantastic
No chat back here or moan-a-thons
There really is no hidden catch or cons

So next time ur wanting to let off some steam
You can rag poor dolly to your sadistic extreme
Pop her away when youve had your fill
Make sure shes empty so nothing will spill

And girls who are curiously, can give it a go
These arent just for men, theres ken dolls you know
Straddle him or missionary, its really your choice
He ll pleasure your fancy till you lose your own voice

So dolls overall, I would definitely invest
Especially the dwarf ones, there totally the best
You can throw them around and get real rough
Dont fret it wont break, its strong rubber muff








Oh dont encourage him pmsl
justsumgirl
justsumgirl
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23:52 Tue 12 Jun 18 (BST)  [Link]  
A laugh a minute is what i had last night
Even when his name was outta sight
He spoke in riddles and made no sense
Prob leaving Gen readers on the fence
He robbed my phone an thought it was fun
Until he saw Faz chase him with a gun
He was so dehydrated i could just tell
When he said we'd booked into a Motel
He mentioned Pinda and a thing called Saga
Im sure he must've been on the Lager
I couldn't remember so he started to swear
But who got the blame? Me as per
I still think it was him getting mixed up
Pehaps all day he had skipped his grub
Im talking about Mr Average Pitbull
When he's around things are never dull

justsumgirl
justsumgirl
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05:58 Wed 13 Jun 18 (BST)  [Link]  
Hope ya liked that fathead


This is dedicated to a special friend ( not that they will see it lol)


You need to know that someones near
A friendly shoulder a listening ear
Someone to turn to in times of need
To rant or rave or let off steam

You need to know its ok to be scared
And your concerns should be heard
To others it may be no big deal
But i understand to you its so real

You also need to know your worth
Believe in yourself ur needed on Earth
Im telling you now im being sincere
When you need me ill always be here
justsumgirl
justsumgirl
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02:08 Fri 15 Jun 18 (BST)  [Link]  
Oh poets ye olde poets, where for art thou
Please do a wee poem, some words somehow
Get your old faithfull fountain pen, dip it in a little ink
Put your brain into gear, let your mind have a think
Alas before you realise, an all done with little time
You'll find youve cleverly created, a great little rhyme
Just give it a try, and see how you feel
You may keep on posting, may enjoy it for real

pitbull_pete
pitbull_pete
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14:39 Fri 15 Jun 18 (BST)  [Link]  
Wow....superb! all of them
justsumgirl
justsumgirl
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23:11 Wed 20 Jun 18 (BST)  [Link]  
Your go!
pitbull_pete
pitbull_pete
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02:38 Thu 21 Jun 18 (BST)  [Link]  
So tonight I was excited, for our dinner date at home
A romantic candle lit dinner, you and me all alone
Erik at his mates house, or maybe with his uncle Jase
I prepared something quite special, which I wanted you to taste
But when I got back home, a note lay addressed to me
This is what it said boys and girls, written so carelessly

Dear Darling husband, Im sorry Im unable to attend
Our dinner date as planned, Im about to meet a friend
Ive left you a pot noodle, in the mic just for a laugh
Just pop some boiling water in it, but please dont mess the gaff!
Dont wait up for me my love, Im out till the sunrise will pass
Tomorrow ill lavish you with TLC, you can even stick it up my...chimney!!


So tonight I was excited, for our dinner date at home
But JSG has stood me up, and now im all alone
Erik isnt answering his phone, but I got through to our Jase
Can you believe who answered the call? Thats right...Get packing ya suitcase




justsumgirl
justsumgirl
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12:01 Sat 23 Jun 18 (BST)  [Link]  
Love it haha
hippesville
hippesville
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01:53 Mon 25 Jun 18 (BST)  [Link]  
Dear Lord, please someone,
Other than these muppets do a rhyme!
All their drivel and inuendos,
Not forgetting poorlas whine,
Ang is missing,and, also an angel,
Wreaking _chaos, in their wake,
COME ON SOMEONE PLEASE POST SUMMIT DIFFERENT!!
Before I lose it (lol like I haven't!), for goodness sake
justsumgirl
justsumgirl
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02:38 Tue 26 Jun 18 (BST)  [Link]  
Oh dear oh dear Hippes has lost it
He must of for calling both me an Pit
Muppets he said we were thats mean
Its not our fault no one visits this scene
We would love to see others post
On the poem thread we love the most
But if they choose not to what can i do
Nothing my friend unless you recruit a few
pitbull_pete
pitbull_pete
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02:47 Tue 26 Jun 18 (BST)  [Link]  
Yep, I agree with you Pig, that was pretty hurtful....he said, in his best Kermit the frog voice...
justsumgirl
justsumgirl
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02:48 Tue 26 Jun 18 (BST)  [Link]  
Yep, I agree with you Pig, that was pretty hurtful....he said, in his best Kermit the frog voice...


Kermyyyyy
justsumgirl
justsumgirl
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15:23 Wed 27 Jun 18 (BST)  [Link]  
When i post on fun and games
I see lots of different usernames
Ive noticed one who posts a bit more
Even though they dont play either or
They change a letter an pub name game
Even post on boys and girls name
Word association is another they use
But poem thread? Do they refuse?
So ive done this rhyme as a test
To see if they can try their best
To throw a ditty or a lilttle poem in
Come on give it a go, yes you, chuckytin bin!



PS come on people post! This is me fave thread ever!
pitbull_pete
pitbull_pete
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02:02 Sat 30 Jun 18 (BST)  [Link]  
Tag his name sweet, he may post here then
justsumgirl
justsumgirl
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03:06 Mon 9 Jul 18 (BST)  [Link]  
chuckytinbin

Like that?
justsumgirl
justsumgirl
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03:32 Mon 9 Jul 18 (BST)  [Link]  
P is for Pitbull, the cute little pup
I is for Insatiable, he does luv his grub
T is for Temper, sometimes his is bad
B is for Barking, yep. hes barkin mad
U is for Undeniable cant deny it hes cute
L is for Loveable a cuddly lil brute
L is for Laughs an thats all we do.....

....... d'ya like this poem, i done for you
pitbull_pete
pitbull_pete
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01:06 Tue 10 Jul 18 (BST)  [Link]  
J is for Joy, she brings me so much
U is for uplifting, with her chirpy scouse touch
S is for sexy, oh! what a ******* fox
T is for tease, has me stripped to my socks
S is for spain, our place to work and play
U is for urge, I always want to stay
M is for mad, shes crazy cant you see
G is for gobby, and I lav it on me!
I is for irresistible, when biting her lips
R is for rough, when im grabbing her hips
L is for look, who im talking about...

...its JSG! so give her a shout!!

*Fills his lungs and SHOUTS PAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW*
justsumgirl
justsumgirl
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02:08 Tue 10 Jul 18 (BST)  [Link]  
Thats dead romantic babe i love it so much
But not as much as i love your touch
When were out having a little stroll along
With you in your crocs and me in my.........ripped tights
hippesville
hippesville
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15:06 Fri 13 Jul 18 (BST)  [Link]  
I'm sure I've asked,
But still can't see,
You hide away,
Laugh raucously,
You'll grow some ,
It may come true,
I hope I can,
We'll share a cue!
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