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09:34 Mon 13 Jun 05 (BST)  [Link]  
lol
supermega
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11:42 Mon 13 Jun 05 (BST)  [Link]  
The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
supermega
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long
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11:48 Mon 13 Jun 05 (BST)  [Link]  
i love f1
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11:49 Mon 13 Jun 05 (BST)  [Link]  
i was simply making an observation. theres no way you can type that long without an error. therefore he must have copied it and pasted it
supermega
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11:51 Mon 13 Jun 05 (BST)  [Link]  
my spellin has now got so must better. plus copin breaks the law.. bad boy lol...
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12:08 Mon 13 Jun 05 (BST)  [Link]  
hoist by your own petard
supermega
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12:11 Mon 13 Jun 05 (BST)  [Link]  
behave or i well tell more jokes
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