different punchlines people. ones you've heard or your own

be creative :-P

coz it wanted to.............that creative enough 4 ya?

coz...... i dunno =( dont ask silly questions!

better than a thread about counting

i think he flameboy just wants us to do his maths homework

well i dnt know any "why did the chicken" jokes so cnt put 1 in

Edited at 12:45 Thu 15/09/05 (BST)

Did he really want to cross the road? or was he forced? Maybe he was power walking after christmas to loose those extra pounds. He still can't understand why turkey gets picked over him.
He could have been a tarmac expert checking out the feel of the road under his feet?
Was he really a chicken? for all you know he could have been quite couragious.

Poor chicken he gets a lot of stick you know, give him a break.

very well sed eve

yeah.... never thought about it that much... very very very well sed!!

mmmmmm i like chicken lol

chicken and mince sauce goes down well

to get to the other side of the road ... BOOM BOOM

to kick goo in the face?

GOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS GONNA SAY THAT!!! *tuts*,,,,,,,,,,,,

erm,,,,,,,, to practise the green cross code??.............

ok, ok, not my fault, goo took my answer!!

because he was hungry =)