Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.

Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.

oh god...

lol only messin, never thought about the liquor and driving thing

If a round the hours shop is open 24/7 365 a year, then why is there locks on the door?

public holidays?

*Gets coat*

how do blind people know when to stop wiping...

how do keep off the grass signs get on the grass?

what does cheese say when u take its picture?

why is fat chance and slim chance the same?

can you polish a Polish man?

There are three types of people, those who can count and those who cant.

sometimes i wake up moody.............but most of the time i let her sleep :O)

i used to think i was indecisive but now im not sure.

I dont make predictions. I never will!

hahaha! nice one

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

aaaaaaaaaaages old :P

If you like Zelda, then check out www.twilight-dreams.tk join please

if at first you dont suceed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

old chinese proverb:
man who go through airport turnstyle sideways; going to bangkok

my gf said that to arouse a man nibble on his ears, i say its
b ollocks

they say a woman work is never done, maybe if they got themselves a bit more organised......

that one is steeped in irony, so dont worry ur preety little head over it ;)

Edited at 22:35 Mon 30/05/05 (BST)

Priceless ! I don't have any lines cos I don't use lines or remember things I just spout when my mouths open, but keep um coming. There all making me laugh.

.. bitter sweets been watching jimmy carr

lol indeed