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13:40 Sun 27 Feb 05 (GMT)  [Link]  
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.

Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.
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13:41 Sun 27 Feb 05 (GMT)  [Link]  
oh god...
Deleted User
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13:42 Sun 27 Feb 05 (GMT)  [Link]  
lol only messin, never thought about the liquor and driving thing
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13:48 Sun 27 Feb 05 (GMT)  [Link]  
If a round the hours shop is open 24/7 365 a year, then why is there locks on the door?
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15:34 Sun 27 Feb 05 (GMT)  [Link]  
public holidays?
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15:41 Sun 27 Feb 05 (GMT)  [Link]  
*Gets coat*
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02:48 Mon 28 Feb 05 (GMT)  [Link]  
how do blind people know when to stop wiping...

how do keep off the grass signs get on the grass?

what does cheese say when u take its picture?

why is fat chance and slim chance the same?

can you polish a Polish man?
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18:04 Tue 3 May 05 (BST)  [Link]  
There are three types of people, those who can count and those who cant.

sometimes i wake up moody.............but most of the time i let her sleep :O)

i used to think i was indecisive but now im not sure.
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03:24 Wed 11 May 05 (BST)  [Link]  
I dont make predictions. I never will!
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05:38 Wed 11 May 05 (BST)  [Link]  
hahaha! nice one
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05:15 Thu 12 May 05 (BST)  [Link]  
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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06:03 Thu 12 May 05 (BST)  [Link]  
aaaaaaaaaaages old :P
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09:10 Wed 25 May 05 (BST)  [Link]  
If you like Zelda, then check out www.twilight-dreams.tk join please
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11:10 Mon 30 May 05 (BST)  [Link]  
if at first you dont suceed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

old chinese proverb:
man who go through airport turnstyle sideways; going to bangkok
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14:30 Mon 30 May 05 (BST)  [Link]  
my gf said that to arouse a man nibble on his ears, i say its
b ollocks
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14:31 Mon 30 May 05 (BST)  [Link]  
they say a woman work is never done, maybe if they got themselves a bit more organised......
Deleted User
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14:32 Mon 30 May 05 (BST)  [Link]  
that one is steeped in irony, so dont worry ur preety little head over it ;)

Edited at 22:35 Mon 30/05/05 (BST)
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14:51 Mon 30 May 05 (BST)  [Link]  
Priceless ! I don't have any lines cos I don't use lines or remember things I just spout when my mouths open, but keep um coming. There all making me laugh.
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16:48 Mon 30 May 05 (BST)  [Link]  
.. bitter sweets been watching jimmy carr
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03:09 Tue 31 May 05 (BST)  [Link]  
lol indeed
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