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03:10 Tue 31 May 05 (BST)  [Link]  
very funny man, like myself :)
Deleted User
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05:44 Tue 31 May 05 (BST)  [Link]  
yes hmmm...quite old chap
Deleted User
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03:03 Wed 8 Jun 05 (BST)  [Link]  
My girlfriend said she would leave me unless i stopped going to the pub. im going to miss that girl.
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04:26 Wed 8 Jun 05 (BST)  [Link]  
why does mineral water i.e. volvic, evein, have a use by date when it has been flowing through the mountains natually for centurys
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09:32 Wed 8 Jun 05 (BST)  [Link]  
a man walks into a bar, ouch....

ahhaa gets better each time u hear it
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13:11 Mon 13 Jun 05 (BST)  [Link]  
Helpful Advice.....

A neighbour's car aerial, carefully folded, makes an ideal coat hanger in an emergency.

Anorexics, when your knees become fatter than your legs, start eating cakes again.

Husbands, avoid arguments with your wife about lifting the toilet seat. Just pis$ in the sink.

Oversleeping? A mousetrap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from going back to sleep.

Vintage :-)
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02:30 Wed 15 Jun 05 (BST)  [Link]  
How do cat and dog food manufacturers know that their products "Taste Better Than Ever"?
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13:49 Sun 19 Jun 05 (BST)  [Link]  
YEH BUT THIS IS THE BEST....

WHY DID THE GIRL FALL OFF THE SWING....
CAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS!!
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14:32 Sun 19 Jun 05 (BST)  [Link]  
what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer!

a sick mate told me that one
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14:33 Sun 19 Jun 05 (BST)  [Link]  
tht is terrible
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14:35 Sun 19 Jun 05 (BST)  [Link]  
i like cmurphy's

theres this guitar advert, a still one in a magazine, that is a picture of a guy with a guitar talking to another in the pub. and the caption reads "and then she said it was either the guitar, or her"
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15:42 Sun 19 Jun 05 (BST)  [Link]  
lol
Deleted User
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06:00 Mon 20 Jun 05 (BST)  [Link]  
new viagra for your eyes, does nothin but it makes u look hard
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10:24 Fri 24 Jun 05 (BST)  [Link]  
whats red and screams....a peeled baby in a bag of salt

sorry...
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