can you all help me write a poem please it can be about what ever you want it to be.

cheers

apples are red lemons are sour open ur legs and ill show u sum power

if you love me like you told me please be careful with my heart you can take it plz dont brake it or my world will fall apart.

a boy lost his dart
it done a fart
i then drove a kart
then it fell apart
i found a tart
then found a jammy heart
and inside it was the dart

the best eva init

There was a young man from Leeds,
Who swallowed a packet of seeds.
In less than an hour, his d i c k was a flower
And his k nac kers were covered in weeds.

Wahay!!

love that!

LMAO!!

Turtles

I lay awake late at nite
When something gave me quite a fright
The turtles coming, I see its head!
I’ve left a stain upon the bed.

I wanna be a mongoose

The mongoose is a mon and a goose,
Tis possible to capture with use of a noose
Why its not a goosemon is unknown
I want to be one when all alone

Purple Hair

What it is like to have purple hair
Turn round corners, people scare
More shocking that walking bare
But mine is green so I don’t care.

i was a poet i just didnt no it

Farting

People can let out a gust if gas
And simply walk away
You have to sit with the smell and then it will pass
But the stench can lead you astray.

The putrid smell fills your nose with s hit
And you try to flee the scene
Sometimes you might need the first aid kit
BUT DONT DO IT IN PUBLIC COZ ITS FKIN OBSCENE!!!

love it!

Dont ever beat me at funkypool
and make me look a fool
cause if you do ill get really mad
so if you wanna be cool
never beat me at funkypool

Drop your drawers
10 bobs yours
Drop um twice
I'll double your price

lol nice one squeezy

Would any1 like to join me on my cruise,
And sail the caribbean sea.
There isnt a limit on the amount of booze
If ya sailing with me Mr G.

Endless women till you cant handle no more
The music plays to the fall of the sun ,
With all the women ur certain to score
Filled with great weather and parties and fun
What ya think of that then? lol

I if I go on this cruise,
With the plentiful booze,
Parties and days full of sun.

Will I be sure to get drunk,
With people from funk,
And get up to plenty of fun?

lol - genius.

Of course you will my boy
You'll have the time of your life
Shouting and singing 'Ahoy!'
To all the potential wives.

Drink till you cant drink not one more sip
Dance till your legs give way
Cool off in the sea when your taking a dip
And have fun for the rest of your days.

A tannoy message from the Cap'
"We've a room full of birds, that won't give you the clap,
and a keg full of beer,
that'll give you some cheer,
and vodka is always on tap"

Well done Squeezy, Mr G and Swing....PMSL
Keep it going .........