Yh...ok heres a title for u boys/lads/men



GIRLS!!!

Girls

Theres one special thing in my life
They go together like husband and wife
Every man needs one, its a rule
They are like mens handy tool
You can sleep with them, and do much
And there always there for you to touch
Yes your right, these are girl
so come on ladies, give us a twirl
Look at that miniskirt, up to your waist
Now thats what im talking about, i want a taste
I hate to see them leave through that door
As it would ruin my life, and ill be poor
So every man needs one, you all know that
Even if there chest is big OR flat
Just im advising you, to get one fast
Even if your a virgin, just forget the past
Your girl can be cute, sweet or sour
Just open her legs, and give her some power
So here it is, as it come to an end
You badly need one, your life does it depend
So out you go, get one from poundland
and all the way home, you can hold hand
So take my advise AND GET ONE NOW
Because once youve got one, you'll be like WOW!

PMFSL! Ruds!! omg some erm..thingy lines in there...Gud poem tho hehe

No there aintttt.....

OK OK ! Lmfaoooo

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Title.....

OK !!

LMAO @ RUDDERS!!

*Cough* Thats the bit i was on about PMSL! and They are like mens handy tool!!!!

Edited at 23:23 Sat 2/12/06 (GMT)

Well women are like tools, there stupid spanners!

PMSL!!!!

Who said spanners,erm a bit cheeky pmsl

Can someone plz do me a very good poem today?????? Thankyooooouuuuu

Bloody hell ruddan!!!!! What a poem

And wheres your poem Cloony?????

(glad to see this still going - rudders)

So a leopard crawled with its hoard,
In the search of the all mighty sword.
Groups from all over searched the plains,
Different animals with mysterious names.
Then the leopard marched into a wood,
When he saw a squirrel all covered in blood.
With his quick thinking, he jumped up a tree,
Looked into the distance and saw the blue sea.
Here were turtles crawling onto the beach,
Waiting for the sword to come into their reach.
And years after years the search did grow,
And they followed a light in the sky that did glow.
Until one year the leopard passed on its life,
And the search was then carried on by his young wife...

Then one fine day, when the sun did shine,
The electric eel decided to grow a spine.
And legs also, so that he could walk,
And a voicebox - so that he could talk.
He ran so fast into the dark caves,
Where dragons slept quiet and kept their own slaves.
Then the eel saw the sword on the floor,
And said:I dont want it, I've seen it before.
So the leopards wife got word of the find,
And sprinted so fast, leaving others behind.
She found that the sword was engraved with her name,
And at a first glance she thought it was lame.
And then she looked at the handle below,
As she gripped tighter the handle did glow.
A picture of her husband began to appear,
And the words below said :'Il always be near'.

awwww Ste hun ive missed ure poems *hugs* that was great hunni

more more!!!

STE!!! *hugs* That was fab





MORE!!!MORE!!!!!!

I aint very good a poems. but i'll give it a go any way.

One fine day, while out in the sun
i decided to go for big long run
on my way i met a guy called Dave
he instantly said "you need a shave"
to which i snapped "you'd better behave"
so on we went, down narrow streets
till Dave cried out "i've lost my sweets
kicked & screamed the rest of the night
man, he gave me one 'eck of a fright
i couldn't stand it any more
it really was quite a bore.
so i finished our roam,
& took him back home.
& said "you'll never come with me again"