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12:17 Sat 30 Jul 05 (BST)  [Link]  
Blonde Protection

Q: What does a blonde use for protection during sex?
A: A bus shelter
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12:18 Sat 30 Jul 05 (BST)  [Link]  
Blonde vs. a Ritz Cracker

What's the difference between a blonde and a Ritz cracker?
One is a snack cracker the other is a crack snacker.
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12:18 Sat 30 Jul 05 (BST)  [Link]  
Talking Blondes

Why doesn't a blonde talk during sex?
Because her mother told her never to talk to strangers.
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12:20 Sat 30 Jul 05 (BST)  [Link]  
Blonde In A Bathroom

Why did the blonde get confused in the the bathroom?
She is not used to pulling her own pants down.
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12:22 Sat 30 Jul 05 (BST)  [Link]  
Blonde and Halogen

What's the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?
They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort
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12:23 Sat 30 Jul 05 (BST)  [Link]  
The Blonde's Roadside Emergency

A blonde's car had broken down. A cop pulled up and asked her what the group of naked men next to her were doing. The blonde said, ''They are my emergency flashers.''
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12:23 Sat 30 Jul 05 (BST)  [Link]  
Blonde's Legs

What did one of the blonde's legs say to the other one?
Between you and me we could make a lot of money!
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12:26 Sat 30 Jul 05 (BST)  [Link]  
Seduction Made Easy

What do blonde women put behind their ears to attract men?
Their ankles.
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12:27 Sat 30 Jul 05 (BST)  [Link]  
San Fran Blondes

Why don't blondes wear miniskirts in San Francisco?
Because their balls hang out!
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12:27 Sat 30 Jul 05 (BST)  [Link]  
Blonde and Lightbulb

How many minutes does it take a blonde to screw in a lightbulb?
She doesn't know — she's used to screwing other things.
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12:29 Sat 30 Jul 05 (BST)  [Link]  
Blonde's Favorite Nursery Rhyme

What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
Humpme Dumpme
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13:27 Sat 30 Jul 05 (BST)  [Link]  
Stuffing

Q: Why did the blonde have square boobs?
A: She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
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13:38 Sat 30 Jul 05 (BST)  [Link]  
What's the difference between a blonde...

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A: An ironing board's legs are hard to open
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