Blonde Who Has it All

What do you give a blonde who has everything?
Penicillin.

Pre-Paid Plan

A guy goes to a house of prostitution. He selects a girl, pays her $200 up front, and he gets undressed. She's about to take off her sheer blue negligee, when the fire alarms rings!
She runs out of the room, with his $200 still in her hand. He quickly grabs his clothes and runs out after her. He's searching the building, but the smoke gets too heavy, so he runs outside looking for her.

By this time, the firemen are there. He sees one of them and asks, "Did you see a beautiful blonde, in a sheer blue negligee, with $200 in her hand?"

The fireman says, "No!"

The guy then says, "Well if you see her, screw her. It's paid for."

Blonde Pooltable

A blonde is like a pooltable, put a dollar in and she'll rack your balls

Blondes and Butter

Q: What do blondes have in common with butter?
A: They both spread for bread.

Blonde and Taxi

Q: What do a blonde and a taxi have in common?
A: Everyone's been in and out for $2.00.

Blonde Bird

What do you call a blonde bird?
A swallow!

What's The Difference, Yo?

What's the difference between a blonde and a construction worker?
One lays bricks and the other lays pricks!

Blonde's Coffin

Why's the blonde's coffin shaped like a Y?
Cuz every time she hits her back, her legs spread!

Blonde Brushing Hair

Q: What did the blonde do after she brushed her hair?
A: Pulled up her pants.

Blonde in a Round Room

How do you keep a blonde busy?
Put her in a round room and tell her there is a vibrator in the corner!

Blonde and Tracks

What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common?
They have both been laid all over America.

Cyber-Blonde 3

What do blondes and computers have in common?
They both go down!

XXX Blondes

What does XXX stand for in a porno film?
It's the signature of the three blondes who act in it.

Blondes and Waterskiing

Why can you not teach blondes to waterski?
When they get wet, they roll over on their backs!

wot is similar between michael jackson and a ps2

kids turn them on

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Blondes and Bricks

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick wall?
A brick wall's only been laid once

Blonde and Dictionary

A blonde, redhead, and brunette were looking at a dictionary for the hardest words they knew. The brunette's word was quizzical. The redhead's word was photosynthesis. The blonde's word was dick.

Two Blondes and a Camel

Every day two blonde women would come out of work together and look for their car. But all the cars in the lot looked the same, so they sat around until all the cars were gone and then they would get in the last car and go home. One blonde said to the other, ''We need to find a faster way to get home.'' So the next day they went to work on a camel. After work they came out and the parking lot was full of camels. So the first blonde went around lifting up the tails of all the camels. The second blonde said, ''What are you doing?'' The first blonde said, ''When we came in today I heard someone yell "'Look at those two a$$holes on that camel!!'"

Convenience Store

How are a blonde's legs like a convenience store?
They're always open.