a man and his m8 go fishing. on their way home he decides to call his wife...10 minutes later an ambulance is called as he is dead with a pool of blood around him. Howd he die???

question time

crashed his car?

did his mate die?

no and no

he got mugged or nagged to death by his wife lol

did his mate kill him

this isnt a very good riddle but ill put it on

Whats doesnt work but is still right twice a day?

A broken clock ?

nope

There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.

Four and eight makes 12.

There are 12 inches in a ruler.

Queen Elizabeth is a ruler.

The Queen Elizabeth was a ship.

Ships sail in the sea.

The sea has fish.

Fish have fins.

The Finns are always fighting the Russians.

Russians are known as "red".

Fire engines are always rushin', and that's why they're red.