Lies! All lies! Ive waited too long now
Cudda done it by now someway somehow
But no not chew ya just let me wait
So pop back off me arl shipmate

Come off it now dont be a t1t
You know ive been busy with my own sht
But if you want you can walk the plank
And ill sit back enjoying a good ol cuppa

HAHAHAHAHA!


Ok ok, you've got a week!

The End.

Or what !!!

Or nothing now its outta me hands
Cudda been a month on golden sands
Somewhere nice relaxing and chilled
Too late now the vibes been killed







(Did ya like that one my likkle message sender )

Who can save them
Ive not got much hope
The weird and the narky
Goin down that slippery slope
I may one day have wavered
Maybe mellow or cba
The peeps are few n far between
So enjoy your ridiculous farce

Good poem Hippy

So this ones for you, my little stalker
Have you read gen chat? Its a corker
Can you believe the jokes on me?
But am sure that will make you happy
I know you dont like me or what i post
In fact you probably hate me the most
I dont know ya or what ive done wrong
Or are you someone ive known all along
An old user maybe, with a new name
Just trying to play some silly mind game
So go on, message me, about gen chat
Ive got me guard up cos am expecting that
You wont get to me, hook line or sinker
Cos am not that soft, im quite a deep thinker
So give it your all, try as you might,
Your not going to stop me cos im not gunna bite



Good day Mr/Mrs

She must be special
No doubt in my mind
Freaky and weird
Definitely one of a kind
Feet like a hobbit
Nose of a mousse
Not going into detail
About the size of her toosh

Is that about me? I hope not
Cos if it is, well thats ya lot
A Mousse? Pffft aint my nose
But i have got tiny toes

I love the sun and all that it brings
Flowers in bloom a bird that sings

The sky looking healthy clear and blue
The sun shining its rays on me and you

Kids are all playing out in the sun
Water balloon fights oh what fun

Adults are sat outside some pub
Having a glass, eating some grub

Chimes ring out from ice cream vans
Park visits with grandads and nans

Lovers they stroll round hand in hand
Mums watchin babies play in the sand

Pretty sights all round wherever i go
Everyone tanned their faces a glow

Heat makes me happy amoungst other things
Makes me wanna dance round and sing

Theres only one thing that spoils my fun
When am in my glory loving the Sun

As i lay down ready to tan my curves
Wasps and Bees ARGHH The Perves!

If thats yer lot
Twas a pleasure NOT
Now wipe yer nose
Youve visible snot

Now dont get c0cky dear Hippes
Unless ya want some bruised lips
Under five foot i may well be
But ill kick ya butt from me size three

Ha haa get yer heels,
Then a cactus see how it feels
Pop some smarties in cuppa
Squeeze yer ears....ya look like a muppet!

There ya go name calling again
Your really driving me insane
But no worries I'll take on me chin
Then I'll boot ya right in ya shin

She was a pig,
Maybe not now,
I think we all know,
Prob more of a cow.

Oh hahaha

He was a good poet
Maybe not now
He doesnt show it
Maybe hes forgot how

~~~~~~~~~

Wide awake and listening to rain
Good job there's no work tomorrow,
Cos me getting up would be in vain
Blurry red eyes and cheeks so hollow
So I'll just lay here nice and calm
And let my thoughts process,
I havent had to set an alarm
An tomorrow may not even dress

Lol
Shes not really that rude
Tho shes spending her day
Sauntering about in the nude!

:O i never meant id be nude
That is just rather crude
Stop it now ya silly old fool
Yal have the readers starting to drool

Too much information,
No sign of any pic,
We want good healthy members,
Not making them all sick!

HA!

Make them sick? No i will not
Havent cha heard im quite hot
Although to you i do admit
My temp is up quite a bit