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pitbull_pete
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00:14 Tue 20 Aug 19 (BST)  [Link]  
Hippesville hippesville, you know I adore ya

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justsumgirl
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00:23 Tue 20 Aug 19 (BST)  [Link]  
Hippesville hippesville, you know I adore ya

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Carry on..........
pitbull_pete
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00:27 Tue 20 Aug 19 (BST)  [Link]  
I really wanna take you out for a pint
The end

justsumgirl
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00:28 Tue 20 Aug 19 (BST)  [Link]  
Crap! It doesnt rhyme!

Was looking forward to readin that an all
pitbull_pete
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00:36 Tue 20 Aug 19 (BST)  [Link]  
Im not taking gaz up the dorma
Or in the sauna
My mind would be in trauma
Especially if I got him up the wuff!
hippesville
hippesville
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00:47 Tue 20 Aug 19 (BST)  [Link]  
there was a strange fellow called pete
obsessed with a scouse with hobbit feet
coz they often talked kak,
and invited lots of flack
wish they'd just shut the hell up n delete!

justsumgirl
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00:48 Tue 20 Aug 19 (BST)  [Link]  
Ha!

What makes ya think he'd let ya
You may not be his type...
So before you delve,
His feet are size twelve,
Ya better stop talking tripe

hippesville
hippesville
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00:50 Tue 20 Aug 19 (BST)  [Link]  
you may dream about loving me sir
coz my moves would undoubtedly make you purr
but yer stuck with sum girl
in some wacky weird world
so good luck coz for you we're all scared

:o
justsumgirl
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00:54 Tue 20 Aug 19 (BST)  [Link]  
there was a strange fellow called pete
obsessed with a scouse with hobbit feet
coz they often talked kak,
and invited lots of flack
wish they'd just shut the hell up n delete!




Arghhhhhh you are me stalker


I agree he's strange but not obsessed
Too interested in how he's dressed
And he gets right in a mood
If he hasnt had his food!!!
And as for my hobbit feet
Look at them, small and sweet!


Smell * wiggles toes in Hippys face*
justsumgirl
justsumgirl
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00:57 Tue 20 Aug 19 (BST)  [Link]  
you may dream about loving me sir
coz my moves would undoubtedly make you purr
but yer stuck with sum girl
in some wacky weird world
so good luck coz for you we're all scared

:o


Hahahaha!

What? Scared of a girl who is small
Im guessing ur more than 6ft tall
You must be, really cos ya plates of meat
Are too big to be discreet!!!



Stop picking on me! Knob!
hippesville
hippesville
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01:01 Tue 20 Aug 19 (BST)  [Link]  
ive never been a fan of dodgy feet
much prefer socks and keeping them discreet
so im never very calm
at the thot of paula's toe-jam
never mind the fact that shes totally fulla sheet
justsumgirl
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01:07 Tue 20 Aug 19 (BST)  [Link]  
My feet are small neat and cute
Not like yours in a size 12 boot
Youd need not cover, they'd look devine
If only your feet were as nice as mine

hippesville
hippesville
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01:23 Tue 20 Aug 19 (BST)  [Link]  
oh look she's back
all airy fairy
just don't look at her feet
never seen any so hairy
pitbull_pete
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20:10 Tue 20 Aug 19 (BST)  [Link]  
I think im a classy guy though strange to some
Maybe because, you were raised in a slum
Just look at me guys, Im dripping sauce
Built like a house and hung like a horse
I agree with the feet biz, Im not a fan too
Wear some sox girl, its the right thing for you
But when I get frisky, ill treat them like cakes
Lick every inch of jam, till tears roll down your face
And I wont stop there your armpits are next
Be forcing my tongue, like a collector collecting debts
Dont fight, dont struggle, youll lose this tickle fight
Cos I have something you dont, a decent bit of height.

justsumgirl
justsumgirl
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14:30 Wed 21 Aug 19 (BST)  [Link]  
Why do you pair pick on me? It might affect me mood
So be on your travels
And stop with ya babbles
Or ill fight back and it could get rude!
justsumgirl
justsumgirl
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23:04 Mon 26 Aug 19 (BST)  [Link]  
Poets oh poets where for art thou?
Make an appearance an make it now
Nothing special any old thing will do
Type a rhyming essay or a line or two

hippesville
hippesville
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15:47 Thu 29 Aug 19 (BST)  [Link]  
Same crap flying
Same old berk
Paula will cheer you up
When she does a little twerk!
hippesville
hippesville
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15:48 Thu 29 Aug 19 (BST)  [Link]  
I said 'allo'
Was told I was rude!
Yer gonna have to teach me,
Coz I don't wanna feud x
hippesville
hippesville
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15:50 Thu 29 Aug 19 (BST)  [Link]  
My feet are small neat and cute
Not like yours in a size 12 boot
Youd need not cover, they'd look devine
If only your feet were as nice as mine



Laden with hair,
A toe-jam so fine,
Reckon it's been there,
For an age like old wine!

justsumgirl
justsumgirl
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09:39 Tue 3 Sep 19 (BST)  [Link]  
Just stop talking about my feet
Talk about me am kinda sweet
'Cept for me hair its never neat
Looks like ive been dragged thru the street

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