One i done.....12yrs ago


MY IPOD!

Oh my dear ipod i love it so
Always listening on the go
Everywhere it goes with me
It makes me smile so easily
A multitude of songs it holds
Some recent some are old
Mariah, Leona, Beyonce, Celine
Sing for me with voices supreme
2Pac, Kanye, Snoop and Diddy
Make me dance till im dizzy!
Slow or fast songs, happy or sad
Any music really makes me glad
When i go jogging its on my side
Clipped on tightly as i take each stride
Earphones in and i'll sing along
On Shuffle it plays whatever song
Create a playlist add a few more
Makes me wanna hit the dancefloor
This wonderful invention affordable cost
Without it id be unduly lost
You see it helps me tone my bod
Yes, i truly Love my ipod

Lmao bobs a dead man

Good poems Pau, my smileys are gone but yeah, smiley face

Watch him lurk
He aint no turk
Although hes a jerk
I love that smirk
I just wanna twerk
For my boy Kirk

Think our honeymoon period has ended
Your kirk subscription is suspended
I thought you were slicker
But you just follow me like an a55 clicker
All I feel for you is apathy
Reply to this you will feel the real wrath of me
Go back to your queen like the jester
And I hope you let all this fester
Im sorry bud Im a lone wolf
Theres nothing you can do when I engulf

Kirk is my sunshine
My only sunshine
Kirk makes me happy
When skys are grey
Youll never know kirk
How hard I bummed you
Rohypnol in this instance makes you gay

<3

Come on boys please play nice
We dont want anything rude
Put it to bed
Dont spoil the thread
Stop being so bleedin crude!

This was actually all petes idea
He wanted me to tear him a new rear
He seems to be into Sado masichism
So I gave him a kirk cataclysm
I dont think Pete has been clear
Im starting to really worry he might be qu33r lmao

Oh nooo deary me,
Did you speak as I played?
Your off-putting tactics,
You've toooo much to say,
So for your information,
Your going on ignore,
It's really nothing to do with losing
But I didn't like the score!

Not an autobiography lol

Edited at 17:08 Sat 25/07/20 (BST)

Pete is good
Pete is great
Petey likes to master WAIT!!!!

I dont master anything
Kirk does it all
I sit back and relax
While Kirks bottom gets raw

Im glad you put you sit back when I get raw
Because your tiny member is the one thing I never saw
Not for lack of trying you shook it in its whole
But it still cant be seen with a bee sting to make it swole
But dont worry hun
Im sure its tucked away up that bum

It seems while i have been away
Forums theyve been led astray
None left unturned not even gen
Getting worse by grown (_x_) men!!!!



Shocking behaviour!

Shocking behaviour??
That's what she just said,
Carbuncles and terrapins,
The alphabet ends with a z.

Uh oh Paula has spoken
Now Pete is all broken
Run along back
Il carry on with my own crack
I prefer to go alone
Now Paula threw you a bone
We had fun while it lasted
Now its time for you to get blasted.

Hippy and Potty were sitting in the park
Potty farted and Hippy laughed
He laughed so much, never heard a girl fart
They vowed that day they'd never be apart!

Haha Hipps fault for making me do it!

Pete turns, and walks away slowly,
Stumbling, as he stands upon his lace,
Reminiscing on funky, groovy, kinda luv, but then,
Another early finish, another slap in the face.

lol nice one!

Out of all ive just read, this made me laugh hahahaha