Ha granted but yu start thinking of greasy disgusting meand me minty hair and wish you was thinking about Pizza!

I wish i didnt have to go in a min

Eeeeek!!

Granted, you get to go in 2mins instead

I wish I was a bit tired

Haha!

Granted but you get too tired and fall asleep for a year and miss out on all the fun


I wish i was less tired

:O id hate that.

Granted, but youve got so much caffeine pumping through your veins to stay awake for a week.

I wish my battery was full so I could be mobile

Granted but youd only sneak out and ring Dominosthen regret it

I wish i didnt get mixed up when i was texting someone and posting to someone

What? Granted, but your lappy/iPad/phone breaks so ur unable to communicate with anyone to mix convos up!

I wish I was watching The Nun

Re read it! Pmsl


Granted but it reminds you that they dont go with men making you think about men and getting curious


I wish i wasnt feeling so fragile

Your strong as an ox and feel no pain but you miss feeling

I wish our picnic goes swell

Granted but it lashes down an the food goes soggy so we have to cancel



I wish forums were always fun an lighthearted

They were but I turned up lol

I wish the rain wouldnt ruin your clearly planned date with me

True

Granted but the sun came out and it was too hot to eat so, we abandoned again


I wish this weather would behave itself in Liverpool

It did but then the rest of the UK including Cumbria(my hovel) flooded away and you missed me terribly.

I wish our date didnt get cancelled all the time haha

Granted but our.....date..... wasnt really a date, it was a party and the whole off funky turned up


I wish i couod keep up on here tonight it so busy

You did but I was gone and you missed me terribly

I wish there wasnt so many games yikes

Granted but then fun and games would be really boring


I wish youd all slow down

Granted, but were so slow we end up stopping and going backwards, deleting previous posts until FP is completely postless.

I wish it was bank holiday tomorrow......oh wait

Granted but your needed at work and cant take the day off


I wish i was on holiday now

Granted but a volcano is about to erupt oh no!

I wish vanish wouldnt lie about removing stubborn stains

Granted but it tood the truth about everything else and found it voice and screamed down your ear

TRUTH. YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH


I wish i was asleep

Granted but you overslept getting you a verbal warning.

I wish i had a 24/7 personal chef