HAHAHAHA, so, why didn't you get a new one?

No other buckets online babe



When you inviting me over, I wanna see what your mother thinks of my tan x

Oh im sure you could of found a teeny tiny one if you'd of tried hard enough

Well, talking about that, theres a new fake tan shes wanting to try yeah? We was talking about it the other day and she went to me, i know the one i get is good now Pau but im dying to try the new one, tiff it goes all orangy by me knees an ankles an i was like mother! You just exfoliate more! Shes not fussed on the orange looking ones so unless your golden babeh, yaint getting ninvite

The harder I tried the less I felt the need for a bucket, the mop alone done the job - think what you will !

It wouldnt be my ankles shed be obsessing over

I mean it anyway, sort a date

PMSL @ you! Thats me mum your talkin about rein it in naw






Ok, erm, hang on......

Exactly *drools* Mmmmmm

If you really wanted to do me in, youd of said 31/03/20, I can do your date, no probs, its in my black book already.

Good night luv

Oh ive missed you more than youve missed me

Even after sniffing around your mum lol

Yes! A luv ya doan eye

Chew dewin even me dad will love ya

Hahahaha class

Na noy lav x

still here aha xD

just busy with gf n that

OOER! Busy? Chew dewin wither?



Pit ~ Are you lurking?

How many gb per month you get with her?

Pau, Im here, lurking on me 4g for you x

Good. I need a word. In private.

So serious...I do hope im in trouble

Your not in trouble, i am.

*Slips off his Montblanc belt*

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