BLESS ME FATHER, FOR I HAVE SINNED...

A man walks into a church confessional and says to the priest, "Bless me, father, for I have sinned. I was with seven different women last night."

The priest is silent for a moment, then says,
"Go home and cut seven lemons in half.
Squeeze the juice into a glass and drink it down in one gulp."
"And I'll be forgiven?" asks the man. ->>>>>

"No," replies the priest, "but it will wipe that smirk off your face"

yeah ur certianitly the joker of this site....or do u hav a joke book in front of you?

he has 2 keep a good atmosphere as he is a portsmouth fan and is always depressed as they are always loosing!!!!!!!

sorry simon, its a fact!!

Dan

hmmmm....supose ur right!!

p.s he gets all his jokes of a web site

yeah but he is sooo gud at sayin them!lol!

ToMMy $h££r1n!

Yeah, I don't actually sit here and make them up. And I never said I did!

i neva sed u did either....but hey u still hav the personality for saing them i suppose!

ToMMy $h££r1n!

Well thanks very much.

Whats with the "$h££r1n!"?

wel done for having the personality simon! lol

I don't know whether its personality or fear of actually doing some work, if I'm posting jokes, then I ain't working!

bit of both maybe? I'm on here partly because i don't need to be up in the morning, and partly because i don't want to try to go to sleep because i know i will be up half the night as usual

Not getting up on monday morning, ah those were the days. Bit of rubbish daytime tele. Even though it was rubbish you loved it, because you knew everyone else was working or at school.

Oh Trisha and your chav guests, we love you.

I've been watchin Trisha alot lately.. *cough* and i've always looked to see whether there have been any normal guests... And it's true, they're ALL chavs/ scrubbers! who can't talk proper English, so u can't understand a word they're saying.

Love the rubbish daytime tv though, highlight of my day

A definate highlight of being a student, you can wake up to watching the morning Trisha programme (normally hungover) and go to sleep watching the signed version (normally between 2 and 3 - not sure if its on tonight, mind)

Anyway, I'm hitting the sack. 6 hours sleep and then a couple hours revision before the exam.

Night night.

Just when i think you couldn't get any more cooler Simon, you prove me wrong


Spleep time for me too me thinks

Gdnight xXx

always hungover

$h££r1n is my second name translated it is sheerin

ur 2 old fashioned m8

nah. ur just a chav

lmao