Hey, my name is Lady_Bird
I thought I'd come say hi
I don't know if you'd believe me
When I say I'm kinda shy!

I've been sitting in the chat room
And playing a few games
Trying to get to know the peeps
Chatting to the same names

I've already made some enemies
But also a few friends
The arguments on here are crazy
They drive me round the bend!

I'm learning new things every day
Especially who to avoid
I try to keep out of their way
So as not to get annoyed

Apart from all the fighting
I find it quite a laugh
I'm here to have a good ole time
I don't do things by half

I'll leave it there and say goodbye
Was nice to meet you all
Come say hi or play a game
If not you'll be a fool!



Much Love <3 LB

Pool is the game,
Quite simple I'd say,
Like many of our users,
I come here to play.

Pick your own game type,
Then start to pray,
Set up a room,
See if anyone will play!

Like it or lump it,
Win, draw or lose,
Keep the fun in funkypool,
And don't blow a fuse!

Once there was a guy called Kirk
Who probably didnt even work
He asked me out
And I began to doubt
If he had any balls

Once there was a girl called Steph
When I speak you could assume shes deaf
Because when I talk dull
She accepts all of my bull
Shes a proper true lass true dat

Awwwww thanks Pete, So kind

Once a guy called Pete
No kirk in his life made him imcomplete

Once there was a bloke acting hard online
Which I totally get not having balls its all fine
Stop trying to dance with me
My moves with make you flee
Think you can take me, message me

Tried it once didnt work
Because you have a thing for kirk

who dosent lol

Who does the most
Toast

Not me because Im not gay
Ray

Pretty sure you are very
Listening to ole Gerry

I think kirk likes me
Chasing me about
Hes after the D
To make him shout

Where do I start pitbull Pete
Without your big so called D your obsolete?
You say its me chasing
But its my bum your facing
You were all over Paula
Now you dont call her
Guess that makes pit, my little b1tch

Think kirk really wants to see me twerk
My armani boxers will have him seeing doctors
His heart cant take it like his balloon knot
Its ok man if you wanna probe Ive no fear
But we all know who the b1tch is here

Kirk, Happy birthday
Be thankful I acknowledge you
Its a day to celebrate, and you alright
This doesnt rhyme
Pony straddler

*Tuts* Spoiling me poem thread



Well who'd of thought it Kirk and Pete
Finally pals....i think
Its about time
They get along fine
But i must say their poems stink!

We were together for so long
Time has come it feels wrong
I say this with a heavy heart
Now is the time we have to part

You gave me comfort, kept me snug
Enveloped me in a great big hug
You wiped my nose, dried my tears
Embraced me through all my fears

Every night i came to you
Knowing you would be there too
When i was happy or feeling mad
Or comfort eating when i was sad

Ive used and abused you flung you around
Stamped on you when u hit the ground
But Id never of treated you that way
If id known that today was the day

So after all these days months years
Im ashamed to say am almost in tears
Its all my fault that much i know
I'll miss you my cuddles, my comfy bed throw

You make my life complete
You make everyone else obsolete
You always dress so neat
We walk along the concrete
I love the way you rock a pleat
This is obviously for you

Ive just pmsl