Goo, I'm not gonna bother reading that but your life seems to be effected (affected?) by my posts. Drop the act, it's sad.

Watch you reply to this. Boring.

ive seen someone do a pint in 2 seconds. but this guy also swallowed a lit cigarette

raiden u drop the act before goo says something to u and makes u cry.

i reckon goo that the answer to your question is 4 seconds. the world record is apparently 3.9 but i dunno how up to date that is

no its 2.1 seconds for a pint of guiness!

and 4 is still good, 2 secs of the world record, i think you can train yourself to do that

Anyone beat 4 seconds on here? So far it's not looking likly, and I'm feeling confident that I'll kcik BigB's behind! I'll post the result. It'll be best of 3 over the night, 1 beer of each contestance choice. And if needed the decider will be the Ref's decision. (Simon has already bagged the position of ref). I'll let you all know how it goes, it'll be early next week sometime.

I was absolutely shattered after work last night so I just came straight home (after a quiet, slow pint lol). Am working again tonight, so maybe then! Will try the water one now....

hehe, yeah I used to work in a pub and very rearly did I ever want to drink after a shift, cos I'd been moaning about drunks all night. Working a Fri and Sat night. Proper dedication.

It's Spud's (never on but that's his name) birthday tonight. So going out in proper Bognor Boy style and gonna paint the town red and get pretty much hammered on £15!

u english boys fink u can drink come to the caribbean (jamaica) and we bruuds will show u how to pour gallons down ure neck, pusssys, Romeo and his boys. end of

We can speak proper english. ha HA!

u dont eva be racist ill have u done, romeo and boys

Have me done? Haha

no ones gettin done, what a night, anyone who fancies a chalange come to bognor, we'll send you home with your tail betwen your legs. aye ptid

i only went to bognor the one time and i hated it. bloody cold and wet it was. best place to go if you want a good english holiday, but warm weather, is gibraltar

I am also an alcholic every time im booted im pi ssed