there was 3 kids 1 called zip 1 called willie and 1 called pe they were in the classroom, then zip went on top the teachers cupbaord willie went inside da cupboard and pe went behind da cupboard the teacher sed zip down willie out pe in da corner
do you get it?

ye not funny tho.... seriously that is worse than y did the chickin cross the road jokes

are how old are you?
10?

Edited at 21:26 Thu 18/08/05 (BST)

you tell him craig :-p

=d

thats just a bad joke, n omg how many times have i heard it not funi at all

3 ugly baboons escape from jungle........
1 was found playin footy,,,
1 was found in a pub
the other one is reading this!!!.............lol

sorry whoever you are,,,,,,,,,,,lol

Ok joke but a old one

LOL mrwhibbs!!!! it was you,,,awww,,lol

A snail walks into a bar,,asks for a drink,,and the barman throws him out after saying they dont serve snails.........
A 'YEAR' later,,the snail goes back in and says..........
" what did you do that for?"............
lol

How old was the snail

ERM,,,,,,,,,,,,old e nuff to drink i think..............lol

Seriously.did you get the joke??

LMF BIG FAT (_x_).OFF

Yeah i get the joke

new zealnd all day u

The bear and the rabbit

There once was a bear and a rabbit that hated each other. One day, they found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each three wishes. The bear went first and he said,

"I wish to be the only male bear in this forrest." And he got his wish.

The rabbit said, "I want a motercycle helmet." And he got his wish.

The bear went up and said, "I wish to be the only male bear in the United States, and all the rest to be female." And he got his wish.

The rabbit said, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go with that helmet." And he got his wish.

The bear said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females." And he got his wish.

It was the rabbit's turn, and he said, "I wish that bear was g ay."

very funny

P. Diddy on a Diet

What dessert doesn't Puff Daddy/P. Diddy eat any more?
Jello (j-Lo)

A wealthy playboy met a beautiful young girl in an exclusive lounge. He took her up to his lavish apartment where he soon discovered she was
not a tramp, but was well groomed and apparently very intelligent. Hoping to impress her, he began showing her his collection of expensive paintings, first editions of famous authors and offered he a glass of wine.He asked her if she preferred Port or Sherry and she said,"Oh Sherry by all means. To me it is the nectar of the gods, Just looking at it in a crystal-clear decanter fills me with a glorious sense of anticipation. When the stopper isremoved and the gorgeous liquid is poured into my glass, I inhale the enchanting aroma and I'm lifted on the wings of ecstasy. It seems as though I'm about to drink a magic potion and my whole being begins to glow. The sounds of a thousand violins being softly
played fills my ears and I am transported into another world.""On the other hand, Port gives me gas."

Jane's Addiction

Q: What's the diffrence between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A: A drug dealer can't clean his crack and re-sell it!