A poor man and woman sat down in their living room and the man said, ''I'm going down to the pub for a bit, so put your coat on.''
The woman replied, ''Oh, sweetie, why? Are you taking me with you?''

The man replied, ''No, I'm turning the heat off.''

1. I didn't write that joke.

lol that is quite gud!

ToMMy $h££r1n!

what do you call a welsh man with a sheep under each arm?

pimp

lmfao @ simons joke

dead kennedy i dont get it!

omg u dnt get that? i can't really explain on here....i'm half welsh 2....so i get to hear all the welsh jokes 1st!!! its gr8, also gd when wales & england play in rugby/football =-)

sum1 explain to me purlease

a welsh steriotype shags sheep, it is funny

a welsh steriotype does sheep, it is funny but u just killed the joke cheers slag

lol i get it now

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please don't swear thanks.

y wot did he say like?

i basically sed it was sly coz its bein nationalist against the welsh ppl who r awsome at rugby and got da grand slam for da 1st time in like 20 years

^_^

n we lost :'(

u played well tho

thats just being nice lol.
i was a bit angry watchig that game. dont think my neighbours were too happy :S

Canucky

Why do Canadians do it doggie-style?
So they don't miss the hockey game.