Theres a rich man and a poor man sittin talkin about what presents they should by for their beloved ones...
The rich man says, " Im going to buy my wife a diamond encrusted ring and a sports car.
The poor man says, "Why give her a sports car if she already got that ring?"
The rich man relpies, " If she doesnt like the ring then she can drive the car around."

The poor man then says, " Im goin to get my wife a comb and a d1ld."
The rich man says, " Why the d1ldo."
The poor man says, " So if she doesnt like the comb, she can go F*k herself."

did you make that title up so cnts wud read it?

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
course i did
*sarcasm overload*

my fav joke -

a man walks in2 a bar.....OUCH!!!!!

Hence your having no sense of humour, well I think your best joke is being a celtic fan....

well i thought it was quite funny keep it up lol

ty u very much
and im thinkin up another one
heres a hint
its to do with maths???????????