The man was holding a big light

Nope lol think about it, its very simple

Cos it was his wife and he made her stand there when he realised it was a he/she and wanted to kill her?

ooooooo nearly ...but nope hehe

pelican crossing...new government funding gives them to all rural areas now...or sumthin

Doubt anyone will get it soooo heres why!

A man dressed all in black is walking down a country lane. Suddenly a large black car without any lights on comes round the corner and screeches to a halt.

How did the driver know there was a man in the road?

ANSWER IS, it was daylight =S lol

hahahahaha good one... So should have got that. Well it is late...

There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?

Puts his index fingers and their thumbs into an o shape, turns his hands upside down and puts the o's created by fingers and thumbs to his eyes?

he should say "can I have some sunglasses please" He's blind, not mute!

Maybe......

erm ithnk u jus got proved wrong

well my way works almost as well, kind of. it would do, plus deafs are mutes too. possibly
oh well spose i might have been wrong