A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the doctor's
office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says, "I am
not going to beat around the bush; you have AIDS." The cowboy tugs at
his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what can I do?" The doctor
says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head
of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno
peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grape nuts cereal, and
top it off with a gallon of prune juice." The cowboy squares his rugged
shoulders and asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?" "No, but it should leave
you with a better understanding of what your backside is for."

Edited at 16:16 Tue 4/04/06 (BST)

PMSL!!...........