These are all genuine answers from the show Family Fortunes, which I'm sure you all know.....

A word beginning with Z: "Xylophone.."

A slang word for a girl: "Slag.."

Something made of wool: "A sheep.."

Someone you wouldn't expect to see in a strip club: "Animals.."

A way to prevent snoring: "Put a pillow over his face.."

A word used to describe a very hot day: "A very hot day.."

Someone who works early hours: "A burglar.."

A reason for kneeling: "To be beheaded.."

Something that Father Christmas does when he comes to your house: "Feeds your pets.."

Something that comes in 7's: "Fingers.."

Something you hide in your socks when you go swimming: "Your legs.."

A game that uses a black ball: "Darts.."

A fast animal: "A hippo.."

Something that has a shell: "Batman.."

Something you open other than a door: "Your bowels.."

Something with a red light on it: "a Dalek.."

Something people might be allergic to: "Skiing.."

A well known superstition: "Running in front of a car.."

A part of the body you have more than two of: "Arms.."

A famous royal: "Mail.."

Something you do before going to bed: "Sleep.."

Something you wear on the beach: "A deckchair.."

A part of the body beginning with N: "Knee.."

Something red: "My cardigan.."

Something you open other than a door: "Your bowels.."

Something with a hole in it: "A window.."

Something that floats in the bath: "Water.."

The last thing you take off before going to bed: "Your feet.."

Something that flies without an engine: "A bicycle with wings.."

LMAO ROFL

Very good Simon! I think this should be turned into a game of F.F tho.... Top 5 answers plz,lol
1st person with top answer (The same answer as the person who's asking is thinking) wins!
What do you say??? we cud get some funny answers on this game!!

Lets vote!!!!!
All those in favour of Simon creating a game of F.F say ME!!!
those who dont,,dont answer! ha ha

ME ME MEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!

Edited at 11:03 Wed 12/04/06 (BST)

ME !

ME!!!

just dont get turnin into les dennis...

ME ME MEEEE!!!!!!!!!

(HAHAHA god funi as those are lmao)

I bow down to peer pressure.

wayyheyyyy ok simon u give us 1 then