A man was driving a car

he ran into a wall

Banged his head,looked round to make sure no one was watching ,then he

died!
THE END

hmmmm who's have thought the never ending story could end so abruptly

Edited at 15:20 Tue 23/10/07 (BST)

hmmmm who's have thought te nee ending story could end so abruptly

Thought Paula, who decide that as this was an NES it wudnt end so she started it all over again by saying: Once upon a time there was a fella called Erdez who was..........












HA!

He was such a Rad guy who drove the nicest car ever.
He was hungry so he cooked a pizza

Edited at 15:22 Tue 23/10/07 (BST)

with marmite paste instead of Pizza paste, and topped it with egg yolks that he got from.......

an idiot because noone likes marmite! it'sjust wrong!!!
So he took the pizza away and went to order a dominos

Game but he didnt know how to play it so he decided to play a game which invloved using Kitchen utensils and......

soon realised that he had a natural talent for throwing knives and spoons but he could never master the Fork!
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*...

..Went the letterbox, but when Erdz went to answer the door he found.........

A flipping big spider crawling up,he stood there and shouted helppppp,but when he looked round paula was standing there so

that his door had door had been taken by a gang of young thugs,so he gave chase...

Puffing and panting(sts) he couldnt catch up with them,all of a sudden he tripped up and fell,just as he was getting up

a knight in shining armour came a whisked him away and then...

proceeded to dress Erdez up in a big Gown to make this very masculine man look like a girl so he could have his wicked way with him

But the gown was a right turn off so he said to Erdez..." Oi, mate, d'ya fancy.........."

..." A kebab?"
Erdez was so hungry from fear and frightened for his life that even though he was a devout Vegan he said yes.
On their way Erdez tried to devise a cunning escape plan...

But First he needed a ladder, and ,erm, a pair of Mail clippers.......


MAIL?? LMAO Nail*

Edited at 13:27 Thu 25/10/07 (BST)

the ladder was to clime up onto paula and the clippers wer to give her a dodgy hair cut.....