ohhhh i see! Now it all makes sense!

Blessed are those who worship in the name of the Lord.

yeah .... okay. The only reason I don't have any sexual inuendo when I type is cos I can't be bothered being subtle. If I wanna talk sex I will. But not now cos I can't be bothered. I'm starting to realise I am actually dam lazy.

subtlety is wisdom

You're too damn lazy to finish off the word "dam"

It was only one letter, that really is lazy!

sarcasm is often subtle, but isn't that the lowest form wit?

No Mr Simon I just can't spell to save my life. (not that I can eva invisage a situation where I'd have to spell to save my life) but that's how the expression goes.

is that why your name's goo

you can spell what wrong, someone once added me to their phone as gue. No common. Nope, no one will eva guess why names Goo. And that's the way it's staying.

i didn't really understand most of what you just said, but oh well!

What time's big brother on?

9, same time as have I got news for you. They do it to punish me I swear"!

probs. I probably would too if i had chance :)

Cause everyday i love u less and less

Top of the pops! Oh yeah, owner of a lonely heart. WHAT A TUNE. I'm gonna watch have I got news then end of big bro, cos I have got 10 weeks of it left.

you must be mad

i think charlotte church must be too

Don't you love his hair?

his? err...

my bad I thought you were refering to her going out with that rugger guy, Gavin what's his name. And I was making a joke, but I see the error of my ways.

hang on goo spams a lot...three posts in a row, for shame

oh god how do i decide , have i got news for you....or big brother